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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:15 am

    Then we'd at least have a paddle

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:16 am

    Then We'd only have the paddle

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:17 am

    Then he'd object to us having a paddle

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:18 am

    We'd have a Motorboat, 3 days worth of food snacks included, bottled water, emergency cash and a functioning GPS

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:19 am

    We'd all have black eyes

    If Maly were the Avatar


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:20 am

    We'd be in an orgy on camera with no boat, no paddle, only floaty toys.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:31 am

    Then we would have balance.

    If I were Amon


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:45 am

    Then there would be rebellion against the makers of fruit rollups

    If Jones were Amon
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:07 am

    Then there would be a rebellion against production companies that put out bad music.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:11 am

    There would be no rebellion

    If Shroom were Amon
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:02 am

    Then everyone would have black eyes

    If Kon were Amon


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:12 am

    Then he would make a revolution about the portrayal of cyclops in the media, or do what Ynot said. Or both.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:52 am

    Then We would have some meta S**t gong on here

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:28 pm

    Then my Tony Stark would intensify.

    If Ynot were Iron Man


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:34 pm

    Then the suit would be bigger

    If Malygos were Iron Man


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:28 am

    Then we'd never be saved.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:29 am

    Then he'd be a robot in a robot suit

    If Ferret were Iron Man


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:37 am

    Then she'd be the manliest Fe-Male ever.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:00 pm

    Then Iron Man would be someone with an interest in classic rock. Wait....

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:13 am

    Then you'd still be at eye-level with me when you knelt

    If JS were Loki


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:41 am

    Then he would actually be Loki.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:44 am

    There would be no pranks.

    If gryphons were real...
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:09 am

    Then you would be one

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:19 am

    I'd kill them all...

    If gryphons were the dominant species....
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:01 am

    Then they'd fight each other long enough for another species to take the stage.

    If Decepticons took the stage


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:34 pm

    Then everyone would boo them

    If they attacked
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:24 pm

    Then they would be defeated by the Autobots.

    If Optimus Prime ran for President


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:44 pm

    Then he'd have a bigger White House built.

    If Megatron was his running mate


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:39 pm

    Then there would be a coup attempt the moment Optimus is inaugurated.

    If Megatron successfully overthrows President Optimus Prime


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:03 pm

    Then Starscream would commit his own coup

    If he succeeded in overthrowing President Megatron


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:15 am

    Then Bumblebee would assassinate him

    If Bumblebee leads
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:15 am

    Then the people would overthrow him

    If the US were ruled by humans again


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:54 am

    Then Simmons from Sector 7 would be president.


    If he selected Selina Meyer as his Veep


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:06 am

    Then Veep would get a reboot

    If a Dalek was the Secretary of State


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:12 am

    Then his diplomacy style would be "EX-TER-MIN-ATION".

    If the Dalek were impeached for killing someone and found guilty, then removed from his post....


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:59 am

    He would exterminate the Senate during the trial

    If he got away


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:46 pm

    Then we would have to track him.

    If we found him.


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:32 pm

    Then he would try to kill us

    If he shot Kon


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:00 am

    Then Kon would be screaming "MEDIC!" at the top of his lungs.

    If the Medic healed Kon


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