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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:28 am

    Then sh!t be f*&ked

    If a virus gained sentience
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:39 pm

    Then you'd be rooming with Ynot.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:24 pm

    Then you'd all be watching us on TV because it'd be on a sitcom

    If the sitcom did well


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:01 am

    Then they'd have to expand the cast

    If they did
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:34 am

    Then all the other BZPBers would show up

    If they did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:06 am

    Then it would be the craziest sitcom ever.

    If one of the episodes was the event with JS


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:31 am

    Then it woukd be a season finale.

    If we got a multi season contract
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:19 am

    Then we'd have to bring back JS and throw in Alex Le in the next season finale to top the last one

    If Adrastos came back to the forum


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:18 am

    Then the RPG wouldn't be on the lifeline between life and death.

    If BZPB had more members


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:13 am

    Then we would beg them to post and they wouldn't

    If Boris Johnson became the British Prime Minister


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:24 am

    Then marshmallows

    If S'mores
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:55 am

    Then I'd know what's going on

    If Ynot knew who Boris Johnson is


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:06 am

    Then chocolate parties

    If chocolate rain
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:36 am

    Then Tay Zonday would become Prime Minister, and he's not even British.

    If Boris Johnson and David Cameron arm wrestled one another


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:08 am

    Then the people of London would gather round chanting "Boris! Boris!"

    If I became Mayor of London


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:57 am

    Then London would become the first city with an openly Decepticon mayor.

    If DRJ were an Autobot...


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:38 pm

    Then the world would fall in love with Sparkling Vampires again.

    If we must take up arms to prevent this atrocity
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:05 pm

    Then I will lead this vampire purge.

    If I became a sparkly vampire


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:06 pm

    Then I will end you before you are made to suffer, and give you a soldiers death

    If I am the last man on this earth
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:09 pm

    Then you would be Will Smith.

    If Ynot were Will Smith


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:53 am

    Then West Philadelphia would be where I was born n raised. On the playground I spent most of my days

    If a couple o guys are up to no good, and start making trouble in my neighborhood
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:39 pm

    Then you'd get into one little fight, and your mom would get scared, and would say "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

    If Ynot whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror....


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:00 am

    Then he'd ask "Why are we here?" and the driver would answer "Because we're here."

    If Ynot rolled the bones

    (Google "Roll the Bones". Seriously.)


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:06 am

    Then I am now part of a Canadian Rock Group

    If it exists
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:00 am

    Then Ynot is now awesome by virtue of being associated with Rush

    If he really was a member


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:11 am

    Then he'd be the guitarist.

    If Ynot were a guitarist....


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:08 am

    Then I would let there be rock

    If there is rock
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:46 am

    Then we shall roll

    If we roll


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:53 am

    We'd rock and roll around the clock.

    If Roald Dahl were alive today


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:22 am

    Then he could save the chocolate factory from the witches

    If the witches escaped


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:30 am

    Then you had best not startle them

    If Jones startles a witch
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:01 am

    Then I shall be turned into a mouse

    If I am turned into a mouse


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    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:22 am

    Then I shall set a trap

    If Jones should fall for this trap
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:23 am

    Then I shall die

    If I died


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    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:26 am

    Then we would search your corpse for loot

    If Jones dropped good loot
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:26 am

    Then you would sell it and become rich

    If you became rich


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:30 am

    I would strategically advertise the forum to obtain the traffic you Desired in life

    If Hollywood had a shred of decency

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:41 am

    Then they might make more good movies

    If they made more good movies


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    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:44 am

    Then cult hits would blossom

    If Fringe got a good movie
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:48 am

    Then I would definitely watch it

    If I did


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    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:59 am

    Then world would end just before the climax

    If I were to see it before Jones
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:12 am

    Then the end of the world would be moved so it would happen just before you could see the climax

    If I saw it even earlier


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:16 am

    Hen this will become a cycle of one upmanship that winds up causing thevend of the world are the beginning

    If Ponies
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:26 am

    Then Equestria.

    If Celestia


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:50 am

    Then Luna

    If Cadence
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    Post by Klak on Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:26 am

    Then Chrysalis.

    If Ynot is a Changeling


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:28 am

    Then I would replace Justin Beiber(tell me fan girls aren't completely in love with him)

    If I am successful
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:25 pm

    Then I shall assassinate you instead of him

    If I succeed


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:14 am

    Then yo will have a horrible realization that you killed your friend who already killed Beiber

    If I were to respawn as a Heartless
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:39 pm

    Then you would be released from your prison by Xonyt

    If the Primes defeated you


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