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    If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:16 am

    This is a game of If and Thens.
    Rules are simple, player 1 posts an If, player 2 responds a Then and a new If.

    Example:
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    Player 2: Then Break Glass
    If Sparkling Vampires
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    If Andrew Jackson were to be elected

    Needless to say, the If doesn't have to be related to your Then, but it can be.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:56 pm

    Then broken boxes and eaten wumpa fruits.

    If Neo Cortex actually won


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:24 pm

    then I would know what that is.

    If Romney won


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:45 pm

    Then Abraham Lincoln would decend on he white house from a giant bald bird and insist that the country be run by the shinier of two turds.

    If he did this after poping outta his grave and pulling an AK47 out trom under his hat?
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Malygos on Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:57 am

    Then he would blow away Batman with a rattatattatat.

    If Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne?
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:14 am

    Then Chuck would see through his clever disguise, and crush Batman's head, in between his thighs

    If Dead Batman
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:26 am

    then the Joker is sad

    If Batman came back to life


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:31 am

    Then Black Lanterns

    If genie in a bottle
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:27 pm

    Then Christina Aguilera. *shudders*

    If good music was revealed to the world....


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:41 am

    Then Pink Floyd and Yes would come back

    If they did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:18 am

    Then the second coming of Woodstock

    If one were to shout We will rock you
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:43 am

    then someone would hear them.

    If more people shouted that


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:38 am

    Then Freddie Mercury would return.

    If Freddie Mercury would return


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:55 am

    another one would bite the dust

    If Superman really existed


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:15 am

    Then super villains would follow

    If Super villains were to overwhelm Superman
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:43 am

    I would take care of them.

    If Robert Downey Jr. would legally change his name to Tony Stark....


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:05 am

    Then he better get the Mark I made within the week

    If Warm Bodies does well in theaters
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:47 am

    It's all over for humanity.

    If the world really did end in 2012


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:06 am

    Then Warm Bodies would have never released, and humanity would be redeemed

    If pigs flew
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:20 pm

    Then games would stop loving you.

    If cars could fly


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:26 am

    Big Oil would die

    If you are in Rome
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:39 am

    Then you should probably avoid wearing a fur coat

    If you are in Brussels


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:52 am

    Then beware the sprouts.

    If you are in Belgium
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:05 am

    Then you must still beware the sprouts

    If you are in Florida


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:10 am

    Then beware everything that seems normal.

    If you are in England
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:01 am

    you will be exterminated

    if you are a Dalek


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:14 am

    Then you will exterminate

    If you have lost everything
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:50 am

    then you have nothing to lose

    if you're Sheldon Cooper


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:58 am

    Then you have failed. I am DOCTOR Sheldon Cooper

    If Dr. Sheldon Cooper had an argument with Dr. Greggory House M.D.
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:09 pm

    Then Dr. House would win.

    If Dr. House became a world leader


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:28 pm

    Then the world would be a better place

    If the New guy ever got a sequel
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:55 am

    Then I'd know what that is

    If Richard Hammond played the Doctor


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:48 pm

    Then I would be just as lost

    If you could kill one show from TV
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:43 pm

    Then Honey Boo Boo would be gone,

    If I had a Bombinomicon


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:43 am

    Then boom boom boom

    If Abraham Lincoln really was the Pyro


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    Post by Yenot on Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:25 am

    Then this nation would be completely different

    If George Washington was actually a Heavy Weapons guy
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:27 am

    Then the redcoats would see his giant new gun.

    If Kon was from Lincolnshire


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:30 am

    Then he would dance to the song of his people

    If Klak were to dance the song of his people
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:00 am

    Then I'd be dancing to a cacophony of different styles of music.

    If this sentence is false


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:04 am

    then my head asplode

    if The Song that Never Ends ended


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:44 am

    Then the world would collapse.

    If Salvador Dalí could fly


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:54 am

    Then he could actually get higher than he normally is.

    If he were to paint in that state
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:37 am

    The result would be incomprehensible to humans

    If Peter Gabriel never left Genesis


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:51 am

    Then Pinkie Pie would PArty

    If Blackout had actually succeeded in killing the Architect
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:21 am

    Then he would take over the Users' power and the game would end far sooner

    If Ynot killed the Architect


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:03 am

    Then we know what happens already

    If Ynot didn't get sucked into Pandoras Box
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:01 pm

    Then Ynot would try killing the universe.

    If Deadpool was in BZPB


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:10 am

    Then he would wind up being a side character like most other people who are owned by a company.

    If your mom breaks out the baby pictures
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:06 am

    Then it's time to flee to Mexico and change your name to Pepito

    If you change your name to Pepito


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:57 am

    You will own a burger place in my city (delicious, by the way).

    If you flee to Mexico


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