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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:31 am

    Then you shall have to wear a sombrero to blend in

    If you fail to blend in


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:23 am

    Then you are shunned to the Valley Of People Without Sombreros.

    If you are shunned to the Valley Of People Without Sombreros


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:22 pm

    Then become embraced by the town of People in Fedoras

    If the Decepticons offer you cake
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:09 pm

    Then check it for poison

    If it hasn't got any poison in it


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:32 am

    Then it probably has weapons.

    If it doesn't have any weapons


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:35 am

    Then it's safe to eat

    If you eat it


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:39 am

    Then you still die, because you ate what a race of highly advanced mechanical beings consider to be "cake".

    If that cake was a lie


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:41 am

    Then you wouldn't die

    If it was real cake


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:52 am

    Then it was the best cake a Decepticon could make.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:03 pm

    Then it would explode off his Abs of Chrome

    If Cobra retired
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:59 am

    Then MECH would fill their spot

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:13 am

    Then there would be two Chris Lattas in one body.

    If Megatron got hammier


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:34 am

    Then the hamminess would cause the sun to collapse in on itself

    If that happened


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:32 am

    Then Earth would freeze over

    If this happened
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:41 pm

    Then I would still somehow survive.

    If I ruled Cleveland


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:31 am

    Then no one would notice because it's just Cleveland

    If someone actually noticed


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:46 am

    They would say "About damn time someone takes over Cleveland."

    If I and Marisa Tomei were one


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:50 am

    Then you'd have met Fred Gwynne before he died

    If he hadn't died


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:18 am

    Then the world would b out of order, and you will have to check back tomorrow

    If the bus you are on were flung through the air by a tornado
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:38 am

    Then I would land in Oz.

    If Klak became the Wizard of Oz


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:44 am

    Then San would be Dorothy

    If San is Dorothy
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:47 pm

    Then Ferret would be the witch

    If Ferret was the witch


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:48 am

    Then she'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:44 pm

    Then we must begin testing straight away.

    If these tests involve temporal paradoxes
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:15 am

    Then we're all f#cked

    If they don't


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:45 am

    Then only the Test Subject is f#cked

    If Asved suddenly found himself in The Original Hooters with untold debauchery about
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:24 am

    Then Asved would leave and apologize to his wife, Lsot.

    If Lsot had a kid.


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:35 am

    Then his name would be Hcild

    If I knew how to pronounce that


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:54 am

    Then your mind would explode.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:25 pm

    Then they would become Wednesdays.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:08 am

    Then he would only post once and disappear forever

    If he actually stayed


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:27 pm

    Then he would expose our secrets to the public......even Christmas 2005.

    If the world knew about Christmas 2005


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:23 pm

    Then the public would be very confused, as we didn't exist in 2005 as a group.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:29 am

    Then he would stop being a clown, and instead use his entertainment efforts to help the poor.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:30 am

    Then the colony will eat your face.

    Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, but
    IF you teach a man to fish
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:14 am

    You'll feed him until the lake runs out of fish

    If the lake ran out of fish


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:04 pm

    Then that would be a load of tish.

    If the lake suddenly had more fish


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:10 am

    Then the Spanish would come and take them all

    If Klak understood that joke


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:27 am

    Then I would become one with the Force.

    If I was a Jedi


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:27 am

    Then Zordon would, I don't know, sense great....fear? In you. You can not be a Power Ranger.

    If [world.dominated=true]
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:24 pm

    Then wot.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:01 am

    Then you would know everything there is to know

    If Klak were to find out something else


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    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:25 am

    Then his mind would explode

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:30 am

    Then we would all write viruses and the internet would collapse

    If we could physically enter the internet to fight the viruses


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:36 am

    Then we would be reading on TMNT plots

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:37 am

    Then you're an idiot because there's no such thing

    If the reaper was real


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:41 am

    Then he'd be behind you for telling you so

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:45 am

    Then nothing will actually happen

    If a butterfly flaps its wings in a war zone


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:53 am

    Then a hurricane sweeps through Japan

    If the DEA kicked in your door right now
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:01 am

    Then technically they'd be invading a foreign country

    If I was actually in America


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