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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:22 am

    Then I shall escape capture

    If pink elephants
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:49 am

    Then pigs will fly

    If pigs fly


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:00 am

    Then I will become Al Pacino.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:18 am

    Then I will become Jack Nicholson

    If I become Jack Nicholson


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:46 am

    Then I would become Christian Bale

    If I was Bale
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:40 pm

    Then I shall transform into Heath Ledger

    If we meet in our new forms


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:39 am

    The it would be like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable wall

    If Bill Gate shad invested in Eastern Poland
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:02 am

    Eastern Poland would secede and become a world power.

    If DRJ decided to unify Poland


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:52 am

    Then he would lack the motivation and funds.

    If he was given these
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:19 pm

    Then I would become the supreme leader of a reunited Poland

    If my first act was to exile all politicians


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:42 am

    Then you would exile yourself, as even as supreme ruler, you are in a political position

    If a sport that everyone would watch was invented
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:12 am

    Then everyone would constantly watch it, ignoring all other aspects of life

    If the sport was outlawed


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:47 am

    Then the world would go into chaos.

    If the world would finally realize that there was no use fussing over a sport like that


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:33 am

    Then Order would befall the lands

    If society went back to Sword and Dragon Times
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:25 pm

    Then I would become a knight.

    If Ynot became a dragon


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:42 pm

    The I would clearly have to devour Klak

    If Kon was the Princess in the Castle I gaurded
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed May 01, 2013 5:31 am

    Then all heroes would attack a castle only to find Kon was in your castle

    If they found the correct castle


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 01, 2013 3:42 pm

    Then they find the Castle guarded by Skelly Bones!

    If Skelly does what Skelly does upon those poor unfortunate souls
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed May 01, 2013 10:09 pm

    Then no one shall rescue Kon

    If someone managed to slay Skelly


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu May 02, 2013 4:06 am

    Then this person would have to marry Kon.

    If one of us somehow married Kon


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu May 02, 2013 11:18 am

    Then that person would have Skelly Bones! blood on his hands

    If the next poster could see into the future
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri May 03, 2013 6:11 am

    Then I would see your death and laugh

    If you heard me laughing


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri May 03, 2013 7:47 am

    Then he would ask what was going on.

    If DRJ told Ynot how he would die in the future


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri May 03, 2013 12:13 pm

    Then I would state, No S**t, everyone dies in the future.

    If I killed future Jones in he Present
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat May 04, 2013 3:09 am

    Then I would feel like someone had just walked over my grave

    If Ynot walked over future me's grave


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat May 04, 2013 12:25 pm

    Then I would send a messenger to where ever you are, and notify that you die this day.

    If Jones ignores this message
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat May 04, 2013 1:40 pm

    Then he somehow doesn't die.

    If this made sense


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat May 04, 2013 10:30 pm

    Then we have solved the universe

    If the universe was solved


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun May 05, 2013 5:10 am

    Then someone would invest in Eastern Poland.

    If Chuvash (it exists, look it up) became the official language of Eastern Poland


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun May 05, 2013 9:30 pm

    Then I would have to learn Chuvash if I ever wanted to go to Eastern Poland

    If Eastern Poland became an independent state ruled by me


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 06, 2013 3:03 am

    Then you would revert the National language to Polish


    If Eastern Poland were to come under siege of New Sealand
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon May 06, 2013 4:57 am

    Then Eastern Poland would strike back and conquer New Sealand.

    If a resistance formed


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 06, 2013 6:25 am

    Then they would usurp your occupation

    If a non hostile alien specie contacted Earth
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon May 06, 2013 9:16 am

    Then they would attempt to create diplomatic ties with us.

    If these aliens suddenly discovered Team Fortress 2


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    Post by Yenot on Mon May 06, 2013 12:41 pm

    Then they would most likely forget what they came here for and simply asimilate into the game

    If we took the opportunity to reverse engineer their technology
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue May 07, 2013 4:57 am

    Then we would be corrupted by the power

    If that happened


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue May 07, 2013 7:12 am

    Then each of us would imitate the members of our favorite class.

    If I became Demoman


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 08, 2013 2:53 am

    Then you would blow up the friendly aliens ships

    If I was Scoot
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed May 08, 2013 3:28 am

    Then you would run around bonking people on the head

    If I were Sniper


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed May 08, 2013 7:54 am

    Then you would never go hungry.

    If I were Spy


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 08, 2013 11:20 am

    Then there's spah here!

    If Kon were Medic
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu May 09, 2013 1:17 am

    Then he would Uber me

    If Ferret were Pyro


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu May 09, 2013 8:34 am

    Then huddah-mmph-mmph.

    If we all were able to understand what Pyro was saying


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    Post by Yenot on Thu May 09, 2013 2:32 pm

    Then we would be scared for life

    If we could see what Pyro sees
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri May 10, 2013 3:16 am

    Then we would again be scarred for life

    If I were a rock star


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    Post by Yenot on Fri May 10, 2013 5:54 am

    Then for the third time, scarred for life

    If Jones knew how to play
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri May 10, 2013 7:20 am

    Then he would form his own band.

    If DRJ formed a band


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    Post by Yenot on Fri May 10, 2013 1:12 pm

    Then he would need at least 4 more members

    If I were on Bass
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat May 11, 2013 3:39 am

    Then we would need 3 more members

    If Klak were on drums, Kon were on keyboards, Ferret were on vocals, and the band was called Bluefish Yon


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat May 11, 2013 5:47 am

    Then we would become the new Beatles.

    If Bluefish Yon became more popular than Led Zepplin


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