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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:33 am

    Then Orion Pax would never ascend

    If Megatron were to become a Prime
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:06 am

    Then the mind-bending contradiction would ruin Transformers forever

    If Transformers ended


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:15 am

    Then HASBRO would try and fail to replace it

    If that left only Ponies
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:22 am

    Then I'm done with Hasbro

    If I were done with Hasbro


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:35 am

    Then nothing would stop you from inacting plan Sigma

    If Jones starts plan Sigma
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:39 am

    Then everything's going to hell

    If I succeed


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:48 am

    Then even hell is going to hell

    If Jones is stopped
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:41 am

    Then I take Ynot down with me

    If Ynot goes down with me


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:19 am

    Then you both crash on the floor.

    If DRJ and Ynot were actually in an asylum the whole time..


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:37 pm

    Then it is most certainly Arkham Asylum

    If Joker threw the Asylum into chaos?
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:56 am

    Then I would break out and tear a swathe of destruction through this once great city

    If Batman tried to stop me


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:21 am

    Then Blackholes.

    If Wormholes instead?
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:36 am

    Then I would end up on another planet

    If I took over that planet


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:07 am

    That planet would be Cybertron.

    If DRJ has taken over Cybertron


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:13 am

    Then it's a bad time to be Bumblebee

    If I killed Bumblebee


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:23 am

    Then we have found the cause of the Second Cybetronian war

    If Jones is slain in this War?
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:17 am

    Then the Decepticons shall avenge me

    If they avenge me


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:13 am

    Then Autobots will rebuff their efforts

    If the Autobots use Omega Supreme to step on the Cons?
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:24 am

    Then the 'Cons will summon Trypticon to go Godzilla on the Autobots in response

    If Omega and Trypticon got into a fight


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:35 am

    Then everything explodes

    If Superman was raised in Africa instead of America
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:36 am

    He'd still be Superman, but for Africa.

    If Batman and Superman switched origins


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:18 pm

    Then DC comics would make no sense.

    If this didn't imply it makes sense NOW
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:28 am

    Then they would refuse to sell you any more comics

    If Ynot was still allowed to buy comics


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:55 pm

    Then he would still find these comics nonsensical.

    If Ynot....


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:47 am

    idk

    If Klak had bothered to finish his sentence


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:25 am

    Then Jones would realize that no sentence in this game is complete until the next post, and that we've done things like just a name or subject before, my case and point

    If Sparkling Vampires
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:05 am

    Then Twilight.

    If wooden stakes


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:17 am

    Then Van Helsing

    If running Zombies
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:47 am

    Then 28 Days Later.

    If we get guns to protect ourselves from the zombies


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:08 am

    Then Juggernaut Zombies

    If Rocket launchers are used for Juggernaut zombies
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:05 am

    Then let's hope North Korea doesn't figure out how to do that

    If they do


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:58 am

    Then the Juggernauts would be deafeated

    If family comes unexpectedly
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:40 am

    Then pretend you're not home

    If they see through your ruse


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:07 am

    Then Fire Hose

    If this fails
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:38 am

    Then grenades

    If that fails as well


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:53 am

    Then your family is some sturdy people

    If all else fails
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:25 am

    Then open the briefcase

    If you open the briefcase


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    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:02 am

    Then run like hell.

    If the other team has the Australium
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:16 am

    Then we have to take it back.

    If we get the Australium


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:11 am

    Then we fire the rocket

    If all is seen by the Eye of Sauron
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:30 pm

    Then Sauron has seen me post.

    If Sauron joined BZPB


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:38 pm

    Then he would turn out to be an excellent RPer

    If we made him an admin


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:30 am

    Then he would take over our minds, and would Rp with himself

    If the Reds overtake the Blues
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    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:19 am

    Then I shall attack the Reds so the Blues can overtake them again

    If Ynot understood why I did that


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    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:10 am

    Then Ynot wold most certainly further support the Reds

    If the War ended, and the Reds and Blues found themselves on the same side
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:08 am

    Then Yellows would appear to attack them both

    If the Yellows won


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    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:52 am

    Then the Freelancers would have to step up and take back their employers

    If Private Tucker says 'Bow chicka bow wow' one more time
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:16 am

    Then you shall kill him

    If Ynot is arrested for murder


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:26 am

    Then I can BREAK THESE CUFFS!

    If the police S**t themselves when I do
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:29 am

    Then you shall be surrounded by very smelly policemen

    If Ynot runs away from the stink


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