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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:05 pm

    Then Ynot would eat two oranges

    If there was even more to this


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:57 pm

    Then he would live in a citrus bliss.

    If he brushed his teeth before this


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:14 am

    Then the oranges would taste bad

    If he lost all he had


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:14 am

    Then that would be sad.

    If this made him mad


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:24 pm

    Then he would run

    If he came back with a bun


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:00 am

    Then I would also bring a gun

    If I were to use this gun on my mouth
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:01 pm

    Then you would be dead

    If your obituary was never read


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:52 am

    Then I wouldn't know, cause I'd be dead, and would not have the ability to give a S**t

    If the human collective went through another Renaissance of the mind
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:30 am

    Then we would call it "Head out of the Sand".

    If the words "human collective" didn't bother Ayn Rand


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:13 am

    Then we'd all roll our eyes

    If anyone outside America cared about Ayn Rand anyway


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:47 am

    Then there would be more Objectivists.

    If everyone instead became a Kronkite or a Brogre



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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:32 am

    Then there would also be more Bronies

    If the Bronies successfully assimilated these groups
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:00 am

    Then we would have a lot more MLP/Emperor's New Clothes fanart

    If we did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:39 am

    Then we would take it too far.

    If the Brogres and Kronkites assimilate the Bronies instead


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:48 am

    Then we would still have lots of MLP/Emperor's New Clothes fan art

    If we didn't


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:43 pm

    Then the world wouldn't change much.

    If the next person were to found and rule their own nation
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:55 pm

    Then I would encourage all of you to move there

    If the flag was the BZPB forum logo


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:44 am

    Then it would be the second best flag ever.

    If all of the BZPB veterans were elected as leaders of the Council/Parliament.

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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:22 am

    Then it would be the best system of government ever devised

    If there was a civil war


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:15 am

    Then I would point out that there already has been, three I think. We survived those well enough, this one will be no different

    If Jones got a Job
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:51 pm

    Then it would most likely be boring

    If it were interesting


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:51 am

    Then that would be ideal

    If we all had entertaining and well paying jobs
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:01 pm

    Then we would be on BZPB less.

    If this happened


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:17 pm

    Then everyone would panic!

    If we kill one little ole mayor
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:18 pm

    That would suck.

    If The Joker died


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:18 pm

    That would not suck

    If Joker ha a son with Harley
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:34 pm

    Then he would grow up to be perfectly sane and balanced

    If he did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:08 am

    Then he would clash with his father.

    If he did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:11 pm

    Then the resulting war would devastate Gotham

    If Batman stepped in


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:50 am

    Then the war would stop.

    If Batman were Robin


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:55 pm

    Then Robin would be Batman

    If there were no Robin


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:58 pm

    Then there would be Katana.

    If we all became Beware The Batman characters


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:03 pm

    Then I would be forced to know what that is

    If I found out


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:19 pm

    Then your interest would be piqued.

    If DRJ suddenly became a fan of said show


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:44 pm

    Then your Tumblr dashboard would be full of posts about it

    If it were


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:26 pm

    Then I would be all "oh tumblr".

    If I said that


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:55 pm

    Then nothing would happen

    If something did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:03 am

    Then it would likely be an army of raptors arriving at Kon's house to beg for money.

    If Kon gave them money


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:07 am

    Then he would just be encouraging them

    If they arrived at your house and demanded more money


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:57 pm

    Then I would tell them that I don't have enough.

    If they suddenly started asking for food


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:47 pm

    Then you would empty your fridge and still not have enough to give it to them all

    If they chose to storm your house


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:44 pm

    Then Klak is Raptor Food

    If one of us were to save him riding a Graboid
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:46 am

    Then Syndrome would arrive with his Omnidroid

    If we knew why


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:07 am

    Then we would know he was trying to save me to use me for a complex scheme to kill supers.

    If I defied him


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:27 am

    Then he would blast you down a waterfall

    If you survived


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:39 am

    Then I would have hid near a skeleton.

    If Syndrome thinks I'm dead


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:24 am

    Then he would embark on his mission of world domination

    If he remembered that world domination wasn't his actual goal


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:08 am

    Then he would kill all the Supers and profit

    If Batman Stopped him
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:58 am

    He does, but he is then assassinated by the Kardashians.

    If we knew why they did that


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:56 am

    Then we would be a little closer to knowing how

    If we knew how

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