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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun May 26, 2013 7:46 am

    Then I would keep making puns about our location.

    If this caused someone to kill me


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun May 26, 2013 7:52 am

    Then we would give you a solemn funeral

    If the Argentinian Air Force offered to fly over the funeral


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 27, 2013 1:07 am

    Then Confusion

    If the US Air Force did so
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon May 27, 2013 3:22 am

    Then the Argentinian Air Force would attack out of jealousy

    If they won the battle


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 27, 2013 5:47 am

    Then something is very wrong with this dimension

    If we corrected it
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue May 28, 2013 3:41 am

    Then the US would win

    If they did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:50 pm

    Then, as with all things, there would be alternate timelines and dimensions where that didn't happen

    If, in one of those infinite timelines Humans were not the sentient species of earth, but rather a sentient fungi
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:40 pm

    Then the world would be ruled by fun guys.

    If people understood that joke


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:02 pm

    Then we would all be biology experts

    If I didn't find biology boring


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:04 am

    Then you would be a great biology expert.

    If I stole the Declaration of Independence


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:40 pm

    Then your name would be Susan

    If Klak's name were Susan


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:09 am

    Then he would actually be Dolan

    If Klak were Dolan
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:09 am

    Then I would be Scrooge McDuck

    If I were Scrooge McDuck


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:40 am

    Then you would have more money, and wouldn't stare at yourself when youw ant to spend it

    If Scrooge McJones spent some of his money
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:03 am

    Then I would be stripped of my Scrooge title

    If I lost my title


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:55 am

    Then we would have to find a new title for you.

    If we found a new title for DRJ


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:18 am

    Then it would no doubt be a silly one

    If it referenced Yon


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:32 am

    Then it would be Par for the course

    If Klak needed a new title
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:34 am

    Then it would reference Mitt Romney

    If it referenced Obama instead


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:41 am

    Then everyone just looses their minds!

    If I don't always drink beer
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:58 am

    Then you would drink whisky

    If I spiked the whisky


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:40 am

    Then I would go insane

    If I went insane


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:40 am

    Then we wouldn't notice the difference

    If we did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:06 pm

    Then something would be wrong

    If something had happened


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:20 am

    Then it would rain busses

    If a murder of crows circles you home
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:35 am

    Then you're in trouble

    If something happened to you


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:40 am

    Then it would be great.

    If that "something" were bad


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:44 pm

    Then we would try to rescue you

    If we failed horribly


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:59 pm

    Then the Crows would descend upon us

    If We went Oedipus Rex on the Crows
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:10 pm

    Then I would stab my eyes out.

    If I change my name to Tiresias


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:50 pm

    Then you would be ridiculous

    If Klak changed his name to Bob


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:30 am

    Then he would be mundane

    If we went for something in between mundane and ridiculous
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:51 am

    Then I would name myself Theseus.

    If more people would lay down a rhyme.


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:11 pm

    Then our roads would be paved with rhymes

    If this made sense


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:26 am

    Then people wouldn't be so tense

    If I smacked Jones with a fence
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:22 am

    Then I would hit back with a hatchet

    If this summoned Ratchet


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:41 am

    Then I would smack him with a cane

    If this forced Sly Cooper to bring the pain
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:53 am

    Then I would wonder why he is bringing us French bread

    If I could find something to rhyme with bread


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:57 pm

    Then surely, none of us would be dead.

    If this made sense in my little head


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:35 pm

    Then it would not make sense in the air

    If I slapped Klak with a pear
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:44 pm

    Then he would hit back with a fish

    If I made a little wish


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:07 am

    Then corrupting it would summon a different game.

    If DRJ made the wish paying no attention to this shame.


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:22 pm

    Then I would wish for some light

    If I did so at night


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:43 am

    Then there would be no fright.

    If that somehow caused a fight


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:51 am

    Then you will be broken on a wheel

    If Klak's blood turned out to be teal


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:53 pm

    Then he would be a troll

    If I broke this rhyming pattern
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:08 pm

    Then someone would send you up to Saturn.

    If Ynot went to space


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:02 pm

    Then he would meet an alien race

    If he sprayed them with mace


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:24 am

    Then it would be highly ineffective

    If I ate an orange
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:24 pm

    Then you would eat an orange.

    If there was something more to this


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