If this caused someone to kill me
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- Post n°301
Re: If Then
Then I would keep making puns about our location.
If this caused someone to kill me
If this caused someone to kill me
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- Post n°302
Re: If Then
Then we would give you a solemn funeral
If the Argentinian Air Force offered to fly over the funeral
If the Argentinian Air Force offered to fly over the funeral
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Re: If Then
Then Confusion
If the US Air Force did so
If the US Air Force did so
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Re: If Then
Then the Argentinian Air Force would attack out of jealousy
If they won the battle
If they won the battle
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Re: If Then
Then something is very wrong with this dimension
If we corrected it
If we corrected it
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- Post n°306
Re: If Then
Then the US would win
If they did
If they did
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- Post n°307
Re: If Then
Then, as with all things, there would be alternate timelines and dimensions where that didn't happen
If, in one of those infinite timelines Humans were not the sentient species of earth, but rather a sentient fungi
If, in one of those infinite timelines Humans were not the sentient species of earth, but rather a sentient fungi
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Re: If Then
Then the world would be ruled by fun guys.
If people understood that joke
If people understood that joke
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Re: If Then
Then we would all be biology experts
If I didn't find biology boring
If I didn't find biology boring
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Re: If Then
Then you would be a great biology expert.
If I stole the Declaration of Independence
If I stole the Declaration of Independence
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Re: If Then
Then your name would be Susan
If Klak's name were Susan
If Klak's name were Susan
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Re: If Then
Then he would actually be Dolan
If Klak were Dolan
If Klak were Dolan
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Re: If Then
Then I would be Scrooge McDuck
If I were Scrooge McDuck
If I were Scrooge McDuck
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Re: If Then
Then you would have more money, and wouldn't stare at yourself when youw ant to spend it
If Scrooge McJones spent some of his money
If Scrooge McJones spent some of his money
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Re: If Then
Then I would be stripped of my Scrooge title
If I lost my title
If I lost my title
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Re: If Then
Then we would have to find a new title for you.
If we found a new title for DRJ
If we found a new title for DRJ
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Re: If Then
Then it would no doubt be a silly one
If it referenced Yon
If it referenced Yon
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Re: If Then
Then it would be Par for the course
If Klak needed a new title
If Klak needed a new title
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Re: If Then
Then it would reference Mitt Romney
If it referenced Obama instead
If it referenced Obama instead
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Re: If Then
Then everyone just looses their minds!
If I don't always drink beer
If I don't always drink beer
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Re: If Then
Then you would drink whisky
If I spiked the whisky
If I spiked the whisky
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Re: If Then
Then I would go insane
If I went insane
If I went insane
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Re: If Then
Then we wouldn't notice the difference
If we did
If we did
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Re: If Then
Then something would be wrong
If something had happened
If something had happened
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Re: If Then
Then it would rain busses
If a murder of crows circles you home
If a murder of crows circles you home
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Re: If Then
Then you're in trouble
If something happened to you
If something happened to you
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Re: If Then
Then it would be great.
If that "something" were bad
If that "something" were bad
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Re: If Then
Then we would try to rescue you
If we failed horribly
If we failed horribly
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Re: If Then
Then the Crows would descend upon us
If We went Oedipus Rex on the Crows
If We went Oedipus Rex on the Crows
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Re: If Then
Then I would stab my eyes out.
If I change my name to Tiresias
If I change my name to Tiresias
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Re: If Then
Then you would be ridiculous
If Klak changed his name to Bob
If Klak changed his name to Bob
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Re: If Then
Then he would be mundane
If we went for something in between mundane and ridiculous
If we went for something in between mundane and ridiculous
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Re: If Then
Then I would name myself Theseus.
If more people would lay down a rhyme.
If more people would lay down a rhyme.
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Re: If Then
Then our roads would be paved with rhymes
If this made sense
If this made sense
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Re: If Then
Then people wouldn't be so tense
If I smacked Jones with a fence
If I smacked Jones with a fence
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Re: If Then
Then I would hit back with a hatchet
If this summoned Ratchet
If this summoned Ratchet
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Re: If Then
Then I would smack him with a cane
If this forced Sly Cooper to bring the pain
If this forced Sly Cooper to bring the pain
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Re: If Then
Then I would wonder why he is bringing us French bread
If I could find something to rhyme with bread
If I could find something to rhyme with bread
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Re: If Then
Then surely, none of us would be dead.
If this made sense in my little head
If this made sense in my little head
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Re: If Then
Then it would not make sense in the air
If I slapped Klak with a pear
If I slapped Klak with a pear
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Re: If Then
Then he would hit back with a fish
If I made a little wish
If I made a little wish
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Re: If Then
Then corrupting it would summon a different game.
If DRJ made the wish paying no attention to this shame.
If DRJ made the wish paying no attention to this shame.
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Re: If Then
Then I would wish for some light
If I did so at night
If I did so at night
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Re: If Then
Then there would be no fright.
If that somehow caused a fight
If that somehow caused a fight
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Re: If Then
Then you will be broken on a wheel
If Klak's blood turned out to be teal
If Klak's blood turned out to be teal
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Re: If Then
Then he would be a troll
If I broke this rhyming pattern
If I broke this rhyming pattern
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Re: If Then
Then someone would send you up to Saturn.
If Ynot went to space
If Ynot went to space
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Re: If Then
Then he would meet an alien race
If he sprayed them with mace
If he sprayed them with mace
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Re: If Then
Then it would be highly ineffective
If I ate an orange
If I ate an orange
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Re: If Then
Then you would eat an orange.
If there was something more to this
If there was something more to this
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