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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat May 11, 2013 6:08 am

    Then we would become filthy rich

    If we became filthy rich
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat May 11, 2013 10:43 pm

    Then Klak and Kon would no doubt spend all our money on an Eiffel Tower-sized statue of Yon

    If this was deemed the Eighth Wonder of the World


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun May 12, 2013 1:45 am

    Then


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sun May 12, 2013 2:17 am

    Then I would refuse to leave

    If I was forced to leave anyway


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sun May 12, 2013 8:24 am

    You land on Cybertron.

    If everyone on Cybertron recognized DRJ as the guy who tried to conquer their planet back in Wish Corruption


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon May 13, 2013 12:03 am

    Then I would not survive long

    If Megatron forced me to join the Decepticons in return for saving me


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 13, 2013 5:30 am

    Then You would finally get to be the Decepticon you always dreamed you were

    If the moon were to grow a face and stare at you all day
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon May 13, 2013 7:00 am

    Then I would hide inside a windowless room

    If the moon could see through walls


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon May 13, 2013 8:11 am

    Then it would stare at you endlessly.

    If DRJ tried hiding underground


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue May 14, 2013 2:15 am

    Then I would run out of oxygen and die

    If the moon kept looking at my corpse


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue May 14, 2013 7:48 am

    Then the creepiness factor increases to new heights.

    If this happened


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed May 15, 2013 11:24 pm

    Then we would realize we were watching a horror film all along

    If it was real


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 20, 2013 8:27 am

    Then we have just realized that we have entered the Twilight Zone

    If this were a game
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon May 20, 2013 9:42 am

    Then you would have lost it ( Trollface )

    If David Cameron decides to say "The Game is up"


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 20, 2013 10:16 am

    Then most people would shrug it off

    If the Pope came on national TV and announced that he has lost the Game
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon May 20, 2013 10:39 am

    Then we would all lose.

    If an aliens sacrificed DRJ to Cthulhu


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 20, 2013 1:12 pm

    Then Cthulhu would be displeased with teh meager offering and demand more

    If we offered him a Princess whose Heart is Pure?
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon May 20, 2013 10:34 pm

    Then he would put her in another castle

    If we looked for her


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 2:37 am

    Then she would ALWAYS be in another castle, for at least 9 castles.

    If We were to simply slay him first, instead of hunting for the princess
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 2:38 am

    Then we still wouldn't know where the princess was

    If we forced him to tell us before we killed him


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 3:15 am

    Then he would state she was in the cake on that table over there, which is shaped like a castle.

    If the princess is not in this castle shaped cake
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 3:16 am

    Then we would simply eat what was left of it

    If it was poisoned


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 3:20 am

    Then clearly the cake was a lie AND a trap.

    If there are over 9000 castles to check for the princess
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 4:54 am

    Then we should just give up

    If there were only 9 castles


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue May 21, 2013 6:36 am

    Then we should keep looking!

    If we somehow found the princess in the 8th castle


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 6:52 am

    Then we could look for another princess

    If she was in the first castle


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue May 21, 2013 7:08 am

    Then we missed her.

    If we felt like going back


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 11:31 am

    Then we would defy video game logic.

    If there were multiple princesses there when we got back
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue May 21, 2013 11:42 am

    Then we would have to fight in a war of succession.

    If none of the princesses win said war


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 1:32 pm

    Then it is clearly because they are Princesses of differing countries.

    If one of them were but a child
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue May 21, 2013 1:41 pm

    Then her father would be the one who truly has the power.

    If these princesses decided to put aside their differences and invade Polgium, Britain, and the US


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 8:27 pm

    Then they would be invading a country that doesn't exist

    If they only invaded countries that existed


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed May 22, 2013 5:33 am

    Then they would invade the UK and the US.

    If we successfully repelled their invasion


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 22, 2013 7:31 am

    Then they will fall back to assaulting Poland

    If they succeed
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed May 22, 2013 9:15 pm

    Then the country might actually be ran better

    If it was


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu May 23, 2013 3:33 am

    Then I wish you luck with your new rulers

    If the forecast calls for the Apocalypse on Monday, Ragnarok on Tuesday and Armageddon on Wednesday
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu May 23, 2013 7:21 am

    Then I have a busy schedule.

    If this made sense


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu May 23, 2013 8:29 am

    Then nothing else does

    If pineapples
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu May 23, 2013 10:01 am

    Then fruit.

    If fruit


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu May 23, 2013 1:41 pm

    Then Fruit Salad

    If Yummy yummy
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu May 23, 2013 2:01 pm

    Then Wiggles.

    If Wiggles


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu May 23, 2013 9:23 pm

    Then Chief Wiggum

    If Chief Wiggum


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Fri May 24, 2013 3:16 am

    Then Ralphy

    If Ralphy
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Fri May 24, 2013 6:44 am

    Then you're gonna wreck it!

    If I'm gonna fix it


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Fri May 24, 2013 8:58 pm

    Then Bob the Builder

    If Bob the Builder


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat May 25, 2013 12:02 am

    Then Mythbusters will take it down

    If Mythbusters take it down
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat May 25, 2013 2:20 am

    Then I reject your reality

    If I substitute my own


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Sat May 25, 2013 7:16 am

    Then we are all stuck inside of a Rush album.

    If Ynot knew a way to escape


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat May 25, 2013 11:23 am

    Then I wouldn't.

    If I instead get us stuck in a Red Hot Chili Peppers album
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat May 25, 2013 9:43 pm

    Then I would want to go back to the Rush album

    If we were stuck in a Yes album instead


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