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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:56 pm

    Then we would seek revenge.

    If we did so


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:46 pm

    Then our battle against them would be shown on TV

    If it was watched by millions of people


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:44 am

    Then Fox would cancel it like everything else that people love.

    If it was on BBC instead
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:05 am

    Then Moffat would write it

    If Moffat wrote it


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:16 am

    Then rage

    If Jeoff Johns Wrote it
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:35 am

    Then it would be interesting.

    If Frank Miller wrote it


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:04 am

    Then Fan Boying

    If Zombies
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:25 am

    Then run

    If robots


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:36 am

    Then Fight

    If Austrailium
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:33 pm

    Then we shall engage in a battle to claim the full supply

    If I win


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:27 am

    Then We've got a SPY OVER HERE!

    If Pyro
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:34 am

    Then Sniper

    If 2 + 2


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:46 am

    Then Fish

    If Fishing Pole
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:13 am

    Then more fish

    If more fish


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:24 am

    Then we eat fish.

    If we eat fish


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:31 am

    Then we drink white wine

    if we drink white wine


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:26 am

    Then we get tipsy

    If BZPB gets Tipsy
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:02 pm

    Then chaos would envelop wherever we're at.

    If someone switched the white wine for water at the last minute


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:06 pm

    Then Ferret and Red would switch the water for Vodka and Tequilla

    If BZPB got stone cold hammered
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:16 pm

    We would all be deported to Mars.

    If the above occurs


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:08 pm

    Then I would claim the area around the face of Mars as my territory

    If I did so
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:21 am

    Then I would ask you if you had a flag.

    If Ynot does not have a flag


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:55 am

    Then he doesn't get to claim it

    If I brought my own flag and tried to claim the area


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:50 am

    Then you would do so, because you have a flag.

    If KoN burned DRJ's flag


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:09 am

    Then I would have to burn him

    If you intervened


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:16 am

    I would make everyone remember that we're on Mars, so we have to watch out for Therns rather than attack one another.

    If a Thern approached us


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:18 am

    Then Kon would burn him

    If we built a base


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:19 am

    Then Chocoman would help us build it.

    If we succeeded and built a wonderful base


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:23 am

    Then the Therns would get jealous and attack

    If they surrounded our base


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:44 pm

    Then I'd open suitcase 1300M.

    If I open Suitcase 1300M
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:05 am

    Then you'd put on a warm pair of socks

    If you did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:53 pm

    Then you would be arrested by the "Arrest You For No Reason" Police.

    If Ynot were to escape from jail


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:32 am

    Then the police would hunt him

    If he ended up shooting an officer


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:11 am

    Then he would be in really big trouble.

    If he woke up from his dream of destruction


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:15 am

    Then he would be confronted by reality and wish to return

    If he was given a gun


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Klak on Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:44 pm

    Then he would shoot it at a shooting range.

    If he was given a katana


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:59 am

    Then he would slash at a mannequin

    If an employee of the clothes store asked him to leave


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:31 am

    I would do so quietly, paying for the mannequin and taking it with me

    If I had a tablet
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:59 am

    Then you would hack into a bank

    If you did


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:27 am

    I would probably be caught, as I'm a horrible hacker

    If I was caught
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:29 am

    Then you would be thrown in jail

    If we broke you out again


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:32 am

    I would be reformed

    If I was reformed
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:44 am

    Then you would no longer be a humanoid

    If you were reptilian instead


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:47 am

    Then I would start a rebellion with my fellow reptiles

    If I started a Reptilian Rebellian
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:50 am

    Then we would be overrun

    If you became our new overlord


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    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:53 am

    Then I wouldn't know what to do with the power and leave to more capable claws

    If I left it in more capable claws
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:58 am

    Then the new overlord would exile you

    If you fought him in an arena


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:02 am

    Then I would win, and be leader again

    If The Fire Nation Attacked
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    Re: If Then

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:08 am

    Then we would have to look for the Avatar

    If I were the Avatar


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    Re: If Then

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:09 am

    Then we'd all be up S**t creek without a paddle

    If Klak was the Avatar

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