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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:58 pm

    Everything now comes with a  Satisfaction Guarantee

    I wish I could think of a good wish
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:22 pm

    You do, but these wishes are so good, they cannot be corrupted, thus breaking the game.

    I wish we could fix this thing!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:29 pm

    The game is now fixed, but at the cost of letting Janusz Korwin-Mikke onto the forum.

    I wish we wouldn't have to do that!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:39 am

    We don't, but now we have to let in someone else to the forum.

    I wish I knew who this person was!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:24 am

    We now know it is Barry Allen

    I wish Lex Luthor knew who that was
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:53 am

    He does, he just still doesn't know who Wally West is.


    I wish Lex knew who Wally was!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:10 pm

    He discovers a terrible truth: Wally West is W.West.

    I wish I were Wally West like this implies!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:27 am

    You are now Kid Flash, the second fastest person on the planet, scratch that, thri...fourth.

    I wish We could all bend reality to our wills
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:20 am

    So can the enemy.

    I wish only we could!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:40 am

    Our worlds clash drastically, creating paradoxes

    I wish we could create our own worlds that connect, but exist separately.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:54 am

    There can only be two new worlds at a time. If a third person wishes to create their own world, another person's world must be erased.

    I wish this rule did not exist.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:58 pm

    It doesn't, but now none of us can bend the world to our will.

    I wish I had a TARDIS.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:38 pm

    You leave the parking break on, eventually breaking it

    I wish I had a Time Traveling DeLorean
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:42 pm

    You land in the path of a speeding train, like Marty did in the third movie.

    I wish Ynot could keep his DeLorean.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:06 am

    He does, but it's still broken.

    I wish Ynot could fix his Delorean!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:23 pm

    He can, but only if he agrees to assassinate the President of Djibouti.

    I wish he could get the parts another way!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:36 am

    This other way involves a deal with Libyan terrorists.


    I wish Ynot could get away from these terrorists!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:52 am

    He can, but he then falls into the hands of the Daleks.

    I wish he could escape!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:51 pm

    I do, but at the permanent cost of the Doctor.

    I wish a studio exec would make this appear to be the case before his next reincarnation.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:00 pm

    They do, but the new Doctor is Steven Moffat himself.

    I wish they'd get an actual actor to play him.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:09 am

    They do, but he is Tommy Wiseau.

    I wish we saw the bright side in this.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:22 am

    The bright side is that it is not Eddie Murphy

    I wish I could escape my reality
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:25 pm

    You do, but you walk into a world where everyone is Genghis Khan.

    I wish the Khans weren't angry!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:49 pm

    They are instead very happy, especially as they stab Ynot to death.

    I wish they wouldn't do this.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:01 am

    They instead start having Unbirthday Parties for everone whose birthday it isn't

    I wish I could fly from here
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:45 pm

    You are now trapped in a Yes song.

    I wish it was me instead!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:59 am

    It is, but it isn't a Yes song you like.

    I wish DRJ would appear in a Yes song he liked!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:34 am

    It is a song that doesn't exist yet, and therefore, neither does he.

    I wish I could think more clearly and more descriptively
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:29 am

    You do, but you describe things so much you forget to get to the point.

    I wish Ynot would become a scion of balance in this aspect.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:33 am

    I am now a professional writer, with no time for this place.

    I wish We could all meet in person
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:41 am

    We do, but it ends up being awkward.

    I wish the awkwardness would go away.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:59 am

    We are now very bold with each other.

    I wish that didn't have such unfortunate implications!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:45 pm

    It now means shouts of manliness at the attendants of what ever theme park we are attending

    I wish Asved and Yon could join us
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:53 pm

    I stab them both to death.

    I wish I had more restraint.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:42 am

    You do, so you only stab Yon to death instead.

    I wish we could bring back Yon.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:26 am

    He leads a military coup, and becomes dictator of Switzerland.

    I wish we could free the Swiss.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:13 am

    The Swiss enslave the Polish

    I wish the Polish were free!
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:48 pm

    We instead conquer Estonia.

    I wish we didn't do that.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:36 am

    Soviet Russia conquers you

    I wish They'd stop at Poland and not try to do so to any other contries
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:17 pm

    They stop at Poland, and don't try to conquer anyone else, but now DRJ lives under Communist rule.

    I wish we could rescue DRJ!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:20 pm

    Half the search party is killed, but the other half successfully extracts DRJ

    I wish we could bring back the ones we lost by sacrificing the blood of our enemies
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:26 pm

    They come back, but as Communist zombies.

    I wish people would stop saying 'Soviet Russia'.

    (It's like calling the United States 'United California'. Just.....stop.)


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:11 am

    They do, but now they say Soviet Soviet.

    I wish people would call it the Soviet Union!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:02 pm

    The USSR returns, raising awareness of its true name.

    I wish it wouldn't come back!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:49 am

    It doesn't, but for some reason we still have Stalin running around pulling down people's pants.

    I wish we'd lock him up!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:56 pm

    We do, but he breaks out.

    I wish he was locked up in a maximum-security prison.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:55 pm

    He is, but he keeps pulling down the pants of other inmates.

    I wish we could sedate him and put him in solitary confinement.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:05 pm

    Yezhov arrives with a commando unit to break him out!

    I wish we could fight them off.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:27 pm

    We do successfully. But the pizza arrived late.

    I wish the pizza arrived on time!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:53 pm

    It does, but it sucks.

    I wish the good pizza would arrive on time.


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