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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:26 am

    He is now a New Avenger, due to the regular Avengers dying or out of this dimension.

    I wish War Machine has fun with the noobs.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed May 01, 2013 5:22 am

    He does, by killing every single one of them.

    I wish he wouldn't do that!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 01, 2013 3:40 pm

    He instead invests in Western Poland

    I wish Nintendo would stop with the gimmicky controllers and get back to hard core gaming mechanics
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed May 01, 2013 10:14 pm

    They do, with disastrous results.

    I wish to be rid of my American accent!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu May 02, 2013 4:07 am

    You do, but it is replaced by the thickest Chinese accent for some reason.

    I wish DRJ had a Scottish accent!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu May 02, 2013 11:14 am

    He now sounds like Grounds Keeper Willie, including the drunkenness

    I wish I had more money
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri May 03, 2013 6:11 am

    You receive 2 cents!

    I wish Ynot had the amount of money he wanted!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri May 03, 2013 7:44 am

    He does. Ynot is now Bill Gates.

    I wish I would become slightly rich enough to solve certain problems I have!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri May 03, 2013 12:12 pm

    You are now Paris Hilton

    I wish Klak didn't loose his intelligence
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri May 03, 2013 4:17 pm

    I don't lose it, and become Robert Kiyosaki.

    I wish Ynot and I would voluntarily help the less fortunate.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat May 04, 2013 3:02 am

    You do, but you are not allowed to do it outside of Monaco.

    I wish Klak and Ynot could voluntarily help people outside of Monaco!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat May 04, 2013 12:24 pm

    We help all, but evil overlords request our aide

    I wish I could better manage my time
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat May 04, 2013 1:53 pm

    You do, but only for a week.

    I wish Ynot knew how to better manage his time for the rest of his life!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat May 04, 2013 10:26 pm

    He can, but he dies soon after.

    I wish Ynot would live so he could manage his time.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 06, 2013 3:04 am

    I manage my time so efficiently I become a model taught to children in school

    I wish GregF wasn't trolling with his April 1st Announcment
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon May 06, 2013 5:02 am

    GregF wasn't trolling. However, the person who hacked his account was trolling. (FYI that's what actually happened)

    I wish to not have so many tests in school.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 06, 2013 6:22 am

    Yo now only have 1 Megatest a the end of the year, with no break, and determines 90% of you grade.

    I wish Google Fiber would come to Clearwater, Fl
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon May 06, 2013 9:11 am

    It does, but it is secretly a doomsday device by Google.

    I wish that made sense.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 06, 2013 12:43 pm

    In order for it to make sense, it has to be moved to all of southern Florida instead

    I wish I had a genie
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue May 07, 2013 4:56 am

    You do, but it will corrupt any wish you make.

    I wish the genie would become this game.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue May 07, 2013 7:10 am

    It does, but the wishes will be corrupted even more.

    I wish I was born in the Hacker Republic


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed May 08, 2013 3:13 am

    Since Hacker Republic is a fictional website, you now only exist on the internet.

    I wish Klak existed in real life!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 08, 2013 3:23 am

    The internet is now Real Life.

    I wish for better segregation of the darker side of the internets
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed May 08, 2013 3:31 am

    It is better, but not good enough. You are now trapped on the dark side.

    I wish Ynot were free!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed May 08, 2013 7:49 am

    He is, but only free in the Soviet sense of the word.

    I wish Ynot were free in the democratic sense of the word!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 08, 2013 11:14 am

    I am now bound by politicians

    I wish i was truely free
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu May 09, 2013 1:04 am

    You are, but no one else is.

    I wish Ynot would free everyone!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu May 09, 2013 8:36 am

    He does, but now no one wants to do anything.

    I wish they would stop being so lazy!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu May 09, 2013 2:31 pm

    People are now killing each other like a Zombie Apocalypse

    Um...
    All my wishes just got granted....
    Can i have a ham sandwich?
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri May 10, 2013 3:16 am

    It is poisoned!

    I wish Ynot could have an un-poisoned ham sandwich!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri May 10, 2013 5:13 am

    My Ham Sandvich is stolen by a scoot

    I wish Spah would back stab Scoot and take my Sandvich back
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat May 11, 2013 3:44 am

    The Heavy promptly guns down the Scout and takes the Sandvich.

    I wish the Heavy would give it back to Ynot.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat May 11, 2013 5:46 am

    Heavy gives Ynot the sandwich back, but it is poisoned.

    I wish Heavy knew how to share sandwiches


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat May 11, 2013 6:05 am

    Ynot teaches Heavy to sharé b giving h'm his sandvich

    I wish Heavy would not realize that sandvich is poison.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat May 11, 2013 10:46 pm

    He doesn't, because the Sniper shoots him in the head before he eats it.

    I wish that Sniper was on the BLU team!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun May 12, 2013 1:34 am

    Blu sniper eats the poisoned Sandvich

    I wish I could just get a nice Sandwich to enjoy and be done here
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun May 12, 2013 2:23 am

    You do, but RED sniper shoots you after you finish it.

    I wish the RED sniper would be backstabbed!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun May 12, 2013 8:16 am

    He is, but by a really noobish BLU spy who ends up being captured.

    I wish we could save the spy!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon May 13, 2013 12:10 am

    We can, but most of our team is killed in the attempt.

    I wish we had taken most of the REDs down with us!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Mon May 13, 2013 4:40 am

    Most of them are, but the one person left happens to be a noclipping permanent-uber heavy. Oh dear.

    I wish hackers in this thread were banned!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon May 13, 2013 7:01 am

    They are, but they're allowed outside this thread.

    I wish they were banned everywhere.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon May 13, 2013 8:10 am

    They are, but now no one can avenge Julian Assange.

    I wish Julian Assange would finally meet JS!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue May 14, 2013 2:33 am

    He does, but Assange is then arrested.

    I wish he was freed!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 20, 2013 8:26 am

    Assange is freed just long enough for JS to remeet and torture him

    I wish This was Sparta
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Mon May 20, 2013 9:39 am

    It is now Sparta, and you are kicked down a well.

    I wish there was plenty of food, water and climbing gear that the horse that was kicked down there a while ago left for Ynot.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon May 20, 2013 9:44 am

    There is, but the horse angrily leaves Ynot and escapes on his own.

    I wish we could protect Shroom from the horse!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 20, 2013 10:16 am

    Shroom is safe from the horse, as it is trying to eat Klak instead

    I wish Klak would survive this attempted mauling
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon May 20, 2013 10:39 am

    Klak does, but he has lost a limb.

    I wish I knew how to replace said limb


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 20, 2013 1:09 pm

    You are now The Lizard, nemesis of Spiderman.

    I wish Spiderman would on easy on Lizard Klak
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon May 20, 2013 10:35 pm

    He does, but Batman shows up and he is considerably less kind.

    I wish Bane would distract Batman!


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