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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:33 am

    It's been poisoned by Yon.

    I wish we could feed all the poisoned cereal to Yon.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:47 am

    We do, but he' somehow immune

    I wish he was immediately impaled
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:06 am

    He is, but he still survives.

    I wish he didn't.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:25 am

    You do, but it is expired.

    I wish Ynot would have cereal that isn't expired


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:31 am

    It's not expired, but it's still poisoned.

    I wish Klak hadn't forgotten to read the last page.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:26 am

    He did, but makes the same post for irony purposes

    I really wish people would stop doing things for the Irony
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:03 pm

    They do it for the edginess instead.

    I wish the site hadn't lied to me.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:05 pm

    It has no longer lied to you

    I wish I knew what Klak was talking about
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:06 am

    You do, but then you forget.

    I wish you could remember.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:45 pm

    I do, but it's no longer relevant

    I wish we had more active and constructive members
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:04 am

    They only post in Italian.

    I wish they'd post in English.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:47 am

    They do, but in Old English.

    I wish they'd post in modern day English.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:56 am

    They do, but in Liverpudlian slang.

    I wish I had a pet sloth called Jim


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:42 am

    He bites you in the crotch.

    I wish he hadn't done that.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:44 am

    He doesn't, instead he bites your crotch.

    I wish Heat would change his name to "Warmth"


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:35 am

    I do. This wish requires no corruption, the name being terrible enough.

    I wish Kon and Klak would have different names again.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:25 am

    We do, but together our names spell out a summoning spell.

    I wish someone would stop that creature from being summoned


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:09 am

    We do it by summoning an even worse creature.

    I wish we could just give up summoning.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:30 am

    We no longer have a way to force appearances from reclusive members

    I wish we were all filthy rich
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:25 pm

    We are, but our wealth is in doge coins.

    I wish they were in $$$$.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:33 am

    They are, but we are forced at gunpoint to convert our wealth into bitcoins and transfer them to a gun runner.

    I wish we could keep our wealth!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:07 am

    We do, for ten seconds. It is then taken away by gremlins.

    I wish we would take back what is ours!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:16 am

    We do, but we must blow up the Statue of Liberty in the process.

    I wish the Statue survived!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:43 pm

    It does, but it now looks like Gary Busey.

    I wish the Statue of Liberty was normal again!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:00 am

    It is, but we must sacrifice the Eiffel Tower.

    I wish all monuments were intact again!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:29 am

    Theye are, now landmarks are being burned and blasted apart

    I wish the world would remain intact
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:59 am

    The rest of the universe explodes around us.

    I wish the universe would remain intact.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:27 am

    The multiverse implodes in on itself instead

    I wish all realms of time and space would remain intact
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:30 am

    They do, but now time doesn't move.

    I wish all was well again.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:31 am

    Until the Fire Nation Attacked

    I wish we lived ina world where we could defend ourselves
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:59 am

    We try, but we still lose, because the comet comes early this time.

    I wish we had won.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:01 am

    We do, and the world lives happily ever after

    I wish the Spirit Nation would attack
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:07 am

    They do, and enslave us all.

    I wish we successfully rebelled.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:08 am

    We do, killing them all.

    I wish we still had a way to keep our world in balance without the spirits
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:17 am

    We do, but it involves annual human sacrifices to Charles Manson.

    I wish we could find a better way.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:19 am

    We create new spirits who are more war crazed then the last

    I wish for a fish on a dish
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:30 am

    You get this fish on a dish, but it is not the fish that you find to be delish.

    I wish I did not have to use the term "delish"


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:46 am

    You instead used the term Cthulhu

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:04 am

    It causes the entirety of Florida to explode.

    I wish the consequences were less destructive.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:10 am

    They are. Now only half of Florida explodes.

    I wish the consequences weren't destructive at all!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:51 am

    They are not, but in doing so, you are all forced to learn what Kuel is

    I wish you all knew what a kuel was
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:12 am

    I have double the amount of kuel knowledge, and am now a kuel expert. Everyone else is either a kuel expert or knows enough about it to get around.

    I wish people wouldn't eat tofu


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:14 am

    Tofu is now extinct

    I wish Malygos would post
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:51 am

    He does, in this topic.

    I wish he'd post in the RPGs.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:44 am

    He does, avoiding the plots you are involved in

    I wish that bit of insanity off site would result in people joining
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:33 am

    They're all Reddit users.

    I wish they weren't.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:36 am

    They are instead 4Chan Users

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:59 pm

    They have all of this, but never use them.

    I wish they used these libraries!

    (What insanity? Pls do tell in a PM, as I can't Skype atm)


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:30 am

    We can only do so once a year.

    I wish we could use them all the time.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:29 pm

    We do, but this grabs the attention of a local Vashta Nerada swarm.

    I wish they would go away!


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