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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:28 pm

    They're scared off by Daleks.

    I wish the Dalek would go away too


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:49 pm

    It does, and it decides to hide in DRJ's house.

    I wish it would stop eating DRJ's food and leave his house.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:12 pm

    It decides to visit your house instead.

    I wish it'd just go away.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:42 am

    It goes away, but a kaiju takes its place.

    I wish the kaiju would leave


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:12 am

    It's destroyed by Trypticon.

    I wish all these monsters would leave us alone.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:01 am

    They do, on the condition that we eat only marmite for a day.

    I wish we didn't have to eat marmite to get them to go away.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:22 am

    We have to eat grapes instead.

    I wish we didn't have to.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:07 am

    Instead we have to eat raisins.

    I wish chocolate chip cookies and raisin cookies looked completely different


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:24 pm

    Chocolate chip cookies now have green slime all over them.

    I wish they looked alright.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:48 pm

    They look like raisin cookies now.

    I wish that the world gryphon population was higher than one...
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:48 am

    Another gryphon appears, but he is chopped in half, and one of the halves is taken away by aliens. The population is now one and a half.

    I wish the aliens had left the gryphon alone!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:27 am

    The aliens come back, and reattach the gryphon's other half.

    I wish the gryphon was a nice female...
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:06 am

    She is, but her lower half keeps falling off.

    I wish it would stop doing that!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:24 am

    She stops falling apart, but she doesn't like you now.

    I wish she was my girl.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:13 am

    She dumps you.

    I wish for Muse concert tickets.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:16 am

    You get the tickets, but they are for last year's big concert.

    I wish DRJ had tickets to the next Muse concert!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Thu Jun 19, 2014 1:28 am

    He does... But they are for a concert from the 90's

    I wish I was the Dovahkiin!
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 19, 2014 1:37 am

    You're Alessia, and thus long dead.

    I wish Belgium had a government already.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Thu Jun 19, 2014 1:59 am

    They get one... But it's a crappy government, like America's.

    I wish I could bring my drawings to life.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:12 am

    You drew a bull, which charges at you.

    I wish for good grades on my exams.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:23 am

    You get good grades, on all but your French.

    I wish that my Xbox hadn't given me the Red Ring of Death!
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:32 am

    Your PC instead gives you Blue Screens of Death whenever you try to open Skype.

    I wish for a pet cat.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Paws the Gryphon on Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:11 am

    You get a friendly jaguar

    I wish that I could make a quantum warp drive just by accidentally dividing by zero
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:22 am

    It takes you to another galaxy, and your calculator's battery was completely drained by the jump. Bye.

    I wish air fresheners actually did what they should do, rather than stink up the place.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:35 am

    They do, but now the air is so pure, you cannot breathe it.

    I wish DRJ could breathe!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kosmic on Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:13 pm

    DRJ can now breathe underwater.

    I wish I had a clone now.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:26 am

    You do, but this clone is your complete opposite in terms of personality.

    I wish this clone were like Kosmic (Welcome to BZPB, by the way!)


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kosmic on Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:51 pm

    The clone is more like me now there is 2 of me.

    I wish Super Kami Guru were here to tell as in description of Nails first day on the job, to all of us.
    I wish Super Kami Guru were here to tell as in description of Nails first day on the job, to all of us.
    (thanks, and that if anyone knows is from DBZ abridged)
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:17 pm

    He is here, but as soon as he starts to speak he dies, turning to stone.

    I wish he'd turn into a fish on a dish
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:12 pm

    A cat eats him.

    I wish for a cat.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kosmic on Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:47 am

    You get a hungry tiger

    I wish the hungry tiger becomes supernaturally enhanced.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:31 am

    It does, but only Brian Blessed can ride it.

    I wish all BZPB members were able to ride the supernaturally enhanced tiger.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:00 pm

    It will only go east.

    I wish it could go in all directions!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:30 pm

    It can, but it CHOOSES to go straight up into outer space, suffocating us all

    I wish I had a Tandem psychic war elephant
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Jun 28, 2014 7:26 pm

    The war elephant uses its psychic powers to attack you instead of your foes.

    I wish Ynot and the war elephant would make amends.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:19 pm

    We do, and I ride it into the FBI, CIA, DoD, and all other Alphabet Soup Departments and destroy them all.

    I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:46 pm

    This whole topic magically disappears.

    I wish it wouldn't.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:58 am

    It doesn't, but instead manifests physically as a magical lamp that hops from member to member in a completely random order, and actually corrupts your wishes in the real world

    I wish I had every video game ever, the time and financial security to play them, and a room full of friends to enjoy them with.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:50 pm

    Due to their sheer number, you are forced to stock your video games outside your house, where many are stolen by unscrupulous ruffians. Of course, they only ever take your favourites, leaving you with movie games or the infamous E.T.

    I wish Ynot also had somewhere safe to put them all.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:42 pm

    I now have a mansion large enough to house all of BZPBs members, past preset and future, but you're not invited.

    I wish Jones would lively happily ever after with his prince charming
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:40 pm

    He does, but his prince charming is actually a frigid rug that nearly makes him freeze to death.

    I wish they would get a divorce.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:00 pm

    He gets all my money.

    I wish Ynot would post!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:19 am

    I did, but they are all short, and not very satisfying, let alone worth the Weight

    I wish I had shadow clones
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:14 am

    They're all six inches tall and keep snooping on your mum in the shower.

    I wish they wouldn't spy on Ynot's mum.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:10 am

    They instead spy on Car Guard's mum.

    I wish we could calm down Car Guard.


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