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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 2:34 am

    Bane BREAK the Bat!

    I wish Superman would stop Bane from Breaking the Bat
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 2:41 am

    He does, but Doomsday stabs him in the back.

    I wish we wouldn't have to go through this nonsense!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 3:09 am

    There is no more nonsense.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 3:17 am

    I wish Ynot had made a wish!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 3:24 am

    That brings back the nonsense you wished away

    I wish humanity wasn't so stupid
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 4:26 am

    We are now all so intelligent we can't stand being around each other.

    I wish we kept our intelligence but could still interact!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue May 21, 2013 7:08 am

    We do, but our interactions are still slightly hostile.

    I wish we had no hostility!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue May 21, 2013 11:30 am

    We are all as peaceful as the Dalai Lama , allowing for any ET invaders to walk in and vaporize and or enslave us without a fight.

    I wish there were still a cult of humans that were War Mongers, ready to fight off these invaders.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue May 21, 2013 1:45 pm

    This cult repels the invaders, but takes over the world.

    I wish we would establish order and take down this cult!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue May 21, 2013 8:21 pm

    We do, but we have to use our entire nuclear arsenal to take them down, poisoning the Earth.

    I wish the Earth wouldn't be poisoned.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed May 22, 2013 5:34 am

    It isn't poisoned, but it's now run by gorillas.

    I wish someone would make sense of this!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 22, 2013 7:27 am

    That person is now the smartest person in the entire galaxy. *headshot* Was.

    I wish Spaghetti O's for all
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed May 22, 2013 8:33 am

    We all get Spaghetti O's, but they are expired.

    I wish they weren't expired!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 22, 2013 9:57 am

    Uh-Oh! We are swamped by Spaghetti O's

    I wish I could be hired at a job I would be happy in for the rest of my days
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed May 22, 2013 2:23 pm

    You are, but you have to work with Hollow Ynot and a swarm of wasps with French accents who don't sting, but talk about things no one cares about constantly.

    I wish Ynot were in a better job.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed May 22, 2013 3:07 pm

    I am now in my dream job, tormenting people without repercussion and being PAID to do it.

    I wish More people found their dream job

    (How the hell would working with French Wasps allow me to be happy to the end of my days?)
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed May 22, 2013 3:31 pm

    They do, but now we don't have people doing certain needed jobs, like cleaning.

    I wish the world was clean again!

    (It's Wish Corruption, it's not supposed to make sense. Plus, the wasps don't sting! Razz)


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed May 22, 2013 8:09 pm

    It is, but now we all go blind from the shine.

    I wish we kept our eyesight.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu May 23, 2013 3:52 am

    We now see with the eyesight of mantis shrimp

    I wish we had the best of all known senses
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu May 23, 2013 7:21 am

    We do, but now we are dogs that can see in all sorts of colors.

    I wish we would be human again.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu May 23, 2013 7:41 am

    We now are humans that can detect anything. Including each others thoughts

    I wish we wouldn't intrude without permission
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu May 23, 2013 10:38 pm

    We can't intrude with permission either.

    I wish we could still intrude with permission.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri May 24, 2013 3:10 am

    Everyone goes around asking if they can read your thoughts like a newspaper

    I wish I was omnipresent
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri May 24, 2013 6:44 am

    You have now been separated into a bunch of subatomic particles and spread all throughout the universe.

    I wish someone would restore Ynot to his original form!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri May 24, 2013 8:58 pm

    They do, but they choose to do so in the Arctic.

    I wish Ynot wouldn't freeze to death.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat May 25, 2013 12:04 am

    I don't, but instead become Mr. Freeze

    I wish to ice over anyone who ever got in my way
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat May 25, 2013 2:19 am

    The first person who gets in your way is the Pyro. Enjoy your fight!

    I wish Ynot would win.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat May 25, 2013 7:11 am

    Ynot does, but now the entire RED team is angry at him.

    I wish Ynot would defeat them too!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat May 25, 2013 10:54 am

    I am now Blu teams AntiPyro

    I wish this would be implemented in TF2
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat May 25, 2013 9:44 pm

    It will be, in 2043.

    I wish it would happen earlier!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun May 26, 2013 7:46 am

    It does now! It's called shooting them as a Sniper from afar. But now, you are not allowed to have anything protecting you from the Spy right behind you.

    I wish someone would get that Spy!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun May 26, 2013 7:48 am

    They do, but they are then gunned down by a Heavy.

    I wish someone would stop that Heavy!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 27, 2013 1:11 am

    They do, but they are bonked by a Scoot

    I wish someone would stop that Scoot!
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon May 27, 2013 3:17 am

    Someone does, by crashing the server and ending the game.

    I wish the game would restart!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon May 27, 2013 5:48 am

    Chocoman starts building his base

    I wish Chocoman would build a sturdier base
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue May 28, 2013 3:39 am

    It's not sturdy enough to withstand the asteroid that just hit it.

    I wish it was sturdy enough.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:41 am

    Then it stands tall

    If Chocoman thinks he can BREAK THESE CUFFS!
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:48 am

    Wrong game. Razz


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:56 am

    No wishes from either of you. WE'RE TEARING THIS SITE APART!

    I wish we would fix this broken game!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:18 am

    We do, but only at the cost of all term limits on political positions being abolished.

    I wish term limits were back!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:26 am

    They return, stricter than ever

    I wish everyone would work towards their dreams
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:31 am

    They work towards them, but never achieve them.

    I wish they'd achieve their dreams.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:39 am

    Some dreams conflict, creating massive collisions

    I wish we could all live together peacefully
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:59 am

    We now lack the ability to stand up for our rights should the need arise.

    I wish we could do that again.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:09 am

    We can, but only if we kiss Julian Assange.

    I wish there was some other way of standing up for our rights!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:03 am

    It involves kissing random guys on the street.

    I wish we could find a way of standing up for our rights that didn't involve kissing.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:23 am

    We now shake hands instead. With the dirtiest person in a mile radius

    I wish that person would take a shower regularly
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:33 am

    He does, but now we have to shake hands with the second dirtiest person.

    I wish everyone would take a shower regularly.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:40 am

    Everyone does, but this causes those who are allergic to water to protest (being allergic to water would suck, wouldn't it? D:)

    I wish they would be satisfied


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:00 pm

    They are, but now no one else is.

    I wish we were all satisfied.


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