[GAME] Wish corruption

You do, but it is also a bomb.

*Klak is tackled by SWAT, Bomb Squad, NCIS, CSI, FBI, CIA, MI6, and all the other acronyms*

I wish The world recognized BIONICLE as clearly superior to HF in every way.

They do. Sadly, this leads to the massive proliferation of "True Fans of Bionicle" clubs, which unite people who think anyone who likes HF as well as Bionicle isn't a true fan.

I wish the term 'true fan' would die forever.

It does, but another, similar term pops up to take it's place

I wish to Reduce Drama god

He becomes angry and brings endless drama upon you. Now stupid drama erupts everywhere you go.

I wish Pink Floyd songs would play whenever I entered a room.

They do, but only the ones that you don't like.

I wish my life had a Awesome Theme Song.

It does, but it is played in your head far too often and you eventually get annoyed by it.

I wish I understood Paypal.

You do, but now you are banned from using it. So, you understand it, but you're not allowed to use it.

I wish Wikipedia did not exist.

It no longer exists, but all of it's content is moved to Wikia, and that is now where everyone has to go to get trivial information

I wish more people would play TIZ without flaming, Spamming, or breaking rules

They do, but the excessively good posting turns TIZ from a fun zombie RPG to an epic describing the human condition.

I wish I could find ways to get more supporters for my CUUSOO project.

You can. You end up with 9999 supporters, exactly one less than you need, and you can't get anymore.

I wish Klak could get one more supporter!

I do, but he is a terrorist from Canada, and is banned by CUUSOO.

I wish DRJ stopped abusing his powers to kill our coinz, and remembered that I'll be back in power soon .

I do, the day after this forum dies.

I wish Klak realized what 'abusing powers' actually means.

He does, and then he becomes admin and does so.

I wish we had mad programming skills and means to bring BZPB to life.

We do, and we do so, until we are sued by more companies than you can name in 60 seconds.

I wish we could find someway to do this without any possible lawsuits.

We do, but are arrested by the Terugan Police.

I wish the Terugan Police would stop arresting us.

Black Shadow wrote:I do, the day after this forum dies.

I wish Klak realized what 'abusing powers' actually means.

Absolute Ynot wrote:He does, and then he becomes admin and does so.

I wish we had mad programming skills and means to bring BZPB to life.

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It does, but now the NYPD arrests us.

I wish they wouldn't arrest us either.

(BTW, am I the only one who likes how this game has turned into us spinning wishes out of previous wishes and their corruptions?)

Instead they arrest our computers so we have to buy new ones.

I wish I could speak Norwegian and travel in time simultaneously.

You can, but you never meet anyone who speaks Norwegian, thus making that ability pointless.

I wish CrackJag would post more staff leaks we could laugh at.

He does, but they stop being funny and start causing damage.

I wish potatoes

You receive many potatoes. Sadly, they all fall from the sky and crush you.

I wish Ynot was not crushed by potatoes.

I LIVE! But those Potatoes were radioactive, and I now can turn other people into mindless potato slaves.

I wish for portals, portals EVERYWHERE

They are everywhere. Including inside every single cell of everyone's body. The result is fairly obvious.

I wish no more drama would ever erupt on this forum.

It doesn't, but in order to make this happen, everyone but you is expunged.

I wish I legally obtained several billion dollars that would not leave my possession unless I willed it.

You obtain all of these dollars, but are tricked into signing them away. Congratulations. The Federal Reserve now owns your money. Again.

I wish that you would draw me like one of your French girls.

Black Shadow wrote:It does, but now the NYPD arrests us.

I wish they wouldn't arrest us either.

(BTW, am I the only one who likes how this game has turned into us spinning wishes out of previous wishes and their corruptions?)

Glad you could finally join us, DRJ.

He does so, but upon seeing the result you claw your eyes out.

I wish Livio Ramondelli wasn't allowed to draw comics again.

he isn't. He instead plots (and succeeds) the downfall of all comics and manga in the known, unknown, and partially known universe.


I wish I knew how to work the admin functions. Or better yet. find them XXXXD

You do! However, you pull a GLADoS and decide to use them all for science....you monster.

(Happy Adminship, btw!)

I wish I had a Portal Gun.

you do, but I pull a GLADoS and make sure to keep you away from my room!

I wish...for...evil.

You get it directed at you. It turns out not to be a good thing.

I wish Sarge a happy admin term!

I have one. it is filled with Science! (Unfourtunatly it is so traumatizing for everyone that no one but me will remember it)

I wish the evil were directed at KoN 0-0

It is, but he uses it to grow more powerful then you can imagine.

I wish my name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

It is now your name! However, we now share a name! Prepare for the excessive knocking from the FBI who mistook you for me!

I wish nobody would mistake me for Ferret.

Now they mistake me for you.

I wish no one would mistake Klak for me.

They don't. They mistake you for Zev

I wish people would stop mistaking people for other people...

They do, but now they mistake people for objects.

I wish objects would not be mistaken for people which can be mistaken for objects.

They aren't. now people are mistaken for objects which can be mistaken for people.

I wish people would stop confusing themselves.

Instead, they start confusing each other.

I wish stuff was less easy to break.

Now stuff is made of adamantium. Good luck getting shoes thrown at you.

I wish I could become a monk, that way I wouldn't have to worry about girls. At all.

You are now a monk, in a temple of all

I wish the Wii U wont suck

It is now the greatest console ever created... a shame it's cancelled a week before official release.

I wish I had an enjoyable part-time job.

You do, but you have to quit.

I wish I could teleport.

You can now teleport, 5 imches in any direction

I wish to challenge all of the BZPB multiverse to Mortal Kombat

You do. You lose in the first match to Ynot.

I wish I had some of Klak's powers.

You do, but you are dissected by a secret government unit because of it.

I wish I could set up a stall and peeps would buy stuff.

Yes, the marshmallow candies buy things from you .

I wish I could be in multiple places at once.

You now have shadow clones, which dissapate at the slightest force, and physically drain you with each use

I wish I had a robot like in Real Steel

you do, but it destroys itself the millisecond it turns itself on.

I wish I had Osseron's cybernetics.

Yo do, but they detonatethe fist time you use them.

I wish for the speed if Pohatu, strength of Onua, and sight of Kopaka

You get them, but the Bohrok-Kal come and steal your Nuva Symbol, thus taking away those powers.

I wish for more time and patience.

You get them, but then you die.

I wish KoN did not die.