[GAME] Wish corruption

It does. Unfortunately, in order to grant this wish, I had to divide by zero. Your ship is now stuck in a black hole.

I wish someone would do something normal here.

They do, but since nobody has done anything normal here ever, everyone believes it to be not normal.

I wish I could shoot shadow bolts.

You can and you do, but one backfires and blows your face off.

I wish I could shoot lightning.

You do, but it is lolproof lightning. You must now be as serious as in the Terugan Winter.

I wish I was Doctor Who.

You are, but you get shot and are forced to regenerate.

I wish people that are like "lollookatthisfilm" when people with small concentration spans are watching weren't in cinemas.

They are. Unfortunately, now fewer people go to the movies.

I wish KoN wouldlookatthisfilmlol

He does, but he hates it so much he decides to kill you for making him look at it.

I wish I had an army of ninjas.

You do have an army of ninjas....at your house, hunting you.

I wish I was alive in the 70s.

You are, but you die in the 80s

I wish I am an adult that lives in Devon.

You are. Unfortunately, you are too old for Pootis jokes.

I wish I had the chance to show my skills.

You get the chance, on a cold day in hell.

I wish I could Time Travel at will

You can, but you accidentally time travel to the day when the Sun expands and engulfs the Earth. The result is fairly obvious.

I wish I was the guy in my avatar.

And so you are, but I erase you.

I wish DRJ was the Guy in his Sig instead.

I am, but you decide to reduce me. I am now angry at you, and now wherever you will go pointless drama will happen and force you to leave. You can no longer go anywhere.

I wish I had a PS3.

You get one, the exact one my LB traded in without a functioning anything

I wish I had a brand new, factory fresh PS Vita

You get one, but you mysteriously can't get any games for it.

I wish I had a better monitor.

You get a top of the line Monitor from the Future, unfortunately, the monitor uses ports that don't exist yet.

I wish to challenge DRJ to MORTAL KOMBAT and win

You do, but he then beats you at a simple game of Tetris.

I wish I could start college already.

You do. Unfortunately, and this is very unfortunate, you started too early, and are unprepared for the independent streak.

I wish KoN went to my COLLE-*is shot*

He does, but he is shot the moment he says the word "college".

I wish I had a better phone.

You do, but a masked figure steals it and jumps into a manhole.

I wish Yon was a worldwide meme.

It becomes so, but it also gains the reaction DRJ, Shroom and myself have of detesting it to the point of the mention results in a ban

I wish I had access to every Yugioh card ever produced

You do, but jealous fans raid your house in the night. Nothing is left, not even Phoebe.

I wish Pootis was also one of the most popular memes.

It is, but meets the same reaction as Yon

I wish I had a Real Ka-Oni-Santsu

You do, but you have no idea how to use it.

Choco-Kon wrote:You do, but jealous fans raid your house in the night. Nothing is left, not even Phoebe.

I wish Pootis was also one of the most popular memes.

It already is. Poot.

I wish I was not a spy.

You are now a soldier, but are shot by a sniper.

I wish I had a mech and was allowed to use it.

You get one. Bad news: it's a Sentry from Exo-Force. You are curb-stomped by the first soldier you come across.

I wish I had a fully functional, fully armed, unstealable Thunder Fury from Exo-Force.

You do. Unfortunately, the apathy of BZPB causes its death. Apathy is death.

I wish apathy was twice as mortifying.

It is, but now it claims your life.

I wish for everyone to suddenly realize how big the universe is compared to them!

They do. Unfortunately, everyone goes insane.

I wish hope was restored!

Hope is restored....in insanity.

I wish klak realized he walked into my tarp!

And so he does, immidatly before walking into it
I wish the Blood bath would begin

It does, but you drown in it.

I wish I couldn't drown.

You can no longer drown because you are now Aquatic, but this means you can no longer breath on land

I wish I was amphibious

You are, but for some reason, whenever you are in water, you hate it and instantly want to get out, and when you are on dry land, the same thing happens. You now hate being anywhere.

I wish I was Blackout.

And so you are. I am now Ynot. Cat and Mouse begins

I wish I had an day to just chillax and not worry about anything

You do, but the day after that you suffer a heart attack.

I wish people I'm waiting on in RPGs would stop disappearing randomly for long periods of time.

They do. Unfortunately, you have an overdose of contrarian yonniness and you yourself leave to The Country That Shouldn\'t Exist.


I wish the next person would challenge themselves to not accept the challenge.

They do, but they soon fall into a plothole because of the contradiction. The result is no less pretty than dividing by zero.

I wish Gaben stopped considering making a TF2 movie and actually made a TF2 movie. (With added pootis.)

They make it, but they never actually release it, just say they will do so eventually.

I wish Gaben would never make a TF2 movie.

He doesn't, instead, TF3 Drops with a TF3 Movie

I wish Jurassic Park 4 would be released and be of high quality

It is. Unfortunately, the day of its release just happens to be the day after your death, so you can't see it.

I wish Tadeusz Rydzyk would disappear forever.

He does, but an exact clone of him Named Radeusz Tydzyk takes his place and is twice as bad

I wish we all lived in the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

We do. Unfortunately, Discord decides to troll us back to our dimension.

I wish DRJ could meet Gabe Newell and know how awesome he is.

He does, but unfortunately he changes his mind about that soon after.

I wish I was recruited into the Green Lantern Corps.

You are, but Ynot kills you so he can have your ring.

I wish I could think of a wish.

You do, but it is far beyond your mortal mind.

I wish TF2 Movie, Meet the Pyro, and Half Life 3 were all released in 2012.

They do, they all suck horribly, and the outrage of the Valve Fans is what causes the MAyan Prediction of the End of the world. Good job breaking it, hero

I wish I had a character sheet for Ynot

you do, but unfourtunatly to have it you must eat a quarter-pound of enriched uranium. Results: not pretty.

I wish I had an Aperture Science Dual Quantum Tunneling Device.

And so you do, but no Portalable surfaces, so it is useless

I wish I had that device, Portal paint, and a mask to prevent inhalation of the moon Dust