[GAME] Wish corruption

Now you are no longer okay.

I wish Klak was also okay.

He's okay, but now Ferret gets a cold.

I wish Ferret had a warm instead of a cold (whatever that is).

She now has a warm, which means she's in heat.

I wish that didn't sound wrong.

It doesn't. Now everything else sounds wrong.

I wish Klak had a reasonably sized avatar.

He does...for a blu-ray quality screen. For us it just got bigger.

I wish there were good cookies on the dark side.

There are delicious Oatmeal Raisen Cookies

I wish I had all the levels. ALL OF THEM.

You do. However you die as soon as you get them from a sudden case of ate-an-armed-nuke.


I wish there were a CUUUUUUUURRRRRRRREEEEE

There is a CUUUUUUUURRRRRRRREEEEE, but I am the only person to ever get there hands on it.

I wish for magical powers

You get the same magical powers that Ma-ti has.

I wish Captain Planet wasn't so weakened against dirt.

He is now weakened by air

I wish Captain Planet could meet Captain America

They do, but Captain Planet gets sucked into a giant flying wood chipper.

I wish that did not happen!

It doesn't happen, instead the Question takes his place

I wish that a can of his special Aerosol went in with him

It does, but it magically saves him somehow.

I wish we could dump Skelly Bones in that wood chipper.

You can, but something more terrifying takes his place.

I wish I could read minds.

You can, but only if they are not Spies.

I wish I was a Spy.

You are now a Spy in the TF2niverse, but you get flamed by a Pyro.

I wish Pyro knew what he/she was really doing.

He does, but he still refuses to understand what he is doing.

I wish he understood what he was doing.

He now does but he doesn't care..

I wish Klak knew that Pyro could be of either gender... or none at all o.o

I understand, but go so mad that I run to the hills and become a monk.

I wish I had more apprentices to start a full-on monastery.

You do, sadly they are all pyro.

I wish that monastary were blown off the map with a rocket full of Australium....Sober Pyros...what is he thinking?!

It is blown off the map, but sadly you are inside when this happens.

I wish Sarge was not inside when the monastery was destroyed!

He isn't! He is now underground, where my army of sober pyros awaits!

I wish Sarge could command those pyros!

He can, and he uses them to dig back to the surface and declare war on Mars.

I wish that the Martians established a peace treaty with Sarge.

They do, I now wage war upon the poor people's 'republic' of Venus.

I wish for a curb-stomp battle in my favor!

You win handily, but it is irrelevant in the overall war.

I wish for a delicious watermelon that regenerates whenever I cut a slice off and never goes bad.

You get one, but I steal it.

I wish I could sell the watermelon.

You sell the Watermelon to your futureself, who slaps you with it for trying to get rid of such a precious source of both food and water.

I wish I Caught them all, oh wait, I did that....um...I wish I could battle competitively and be successful at it

You are successful....at Battle Ping-Pong.

I wish he was successful in Pokemon battling!

He is, but Pokemon become real in the process, and so it quickly becomes illegalized as cruelty to animals.

I wish for infinite stomach space.

You have infinite stomach space, but that means you eat all of the world's food supply, thus making everyone angry.

I wish I could reverse the previous wish!

You can, but only at the cost of your brain.

I wish Klak could keep his brain.

He can, but it revokes the previous wish, thus unrevoking the wish before that

I wish I could be in multiple places at once

You are. I scattered your body parts in different places.

I wish Ynot was in different places at once and his body was back together!

Ynot's in one piece, but put together wrong. Like feet for ears and a butt for a head and stuff.

I wish I had a functional digestive system.

You do, but you cease to be hungry for some reason.

I wish all was well!

All is well, but as a result things become so monumentally dull you wish something would go wrong just to break the tedium.

I wish for a bag of those pretzels with the yogurt shell.

You have the bag, but not the pretzels.

I wish she had the pretzels!

She does, but they have been poisoned.

I wish the pretzels were not poisoned.

They aren't but they give me indigestion, durn.

I wish the pretzels were antacids.

They are, but you lose them.

I wish I knew where the pretzels were.

You do, but they're in the wreck of the Titanic.

I wish I got salvage rights on a shipwreck.

You get them, but you can't actually find the shipwreck.

I wish I had salvage rights on a shipwreck that I could find.

You do, but the shipwreck is in a place you cannot touch lest you die. You still found it though.

I wish DRJ could survive the danger of whatever place the shipwreck is in!

I can, but then I forget where the shipwreck actually is.

I wish I could remember!

You do, but that still doesn't change how deadly the location is.

I wish we would solve this matter.

We can, but it results in you being sent to the deadly location without any protection whatsoever.

I wish Klak could survive!

I do survive, but my colon doesn't.

I wish I had my colon back!

You do, but now you don't have eyes anymore.

I wish Klak had eyes again!

I do, but I have three eyes now.

I wish I was back to normal.

You are, but then Yon loses his eye.

I wish Yon would remain eye-less!