[GAME] Wish corruption

You do, but then I turn out to be Darkseid. I then use the Omega Sanction against you, trapping you in a series of alternate lives, each one worse than the next.

I wish I was Darkseid.

You are. Unfortunately, your mortal mind cannot handle the advanced mind of a new god.

I wish I could reverse DRJ's wish and corruption.

You do, but you break the game as a result.

I wish the game wasn't broken.

The game is not broken and is fixed....by Dorek.

I wish this wasn't Hero Factory Wishing!

It isn't; instead, it's TLG wishing.

I wish Yon was Gaben's best friend.

He is. But now, Gaben is too busy spending time with Yon to care about Half-Life 3.

I wish we could know something about HL 3.

We now know that it won't be released for another 10 years. FFFFFUUUUU-

I wish people wouldn't be so confusing.

They are no longer confusing. However, women suddenly cease to exist.

I wish women existed again, and that DRJ would post in the RPG.

Both happen, but women are even more confusing than before and DRJ accidentally writes his post in Polish. :yaoming:

I wish nothing like SOPA, CISPA, PIPA etc would ever exist again.

Nothing of the type ever exists again. However, due to things I can't be bothered to explain, this also forces Lego to cancel its planned Bionicle revival.

I wish Bionicle would come back and that it was good.

It does come back and it is amazing. Unfortunately, BZPower's miasmic vision causes it to be destroyed.

I wish BZPower did not have miasmic vision.

Instead, it has communist vision. O.o

I wish I could rocket jump, and that it is leet.

Kakamu wrote:Instead, it has communist vision. O.o

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I wish I could rocket jump, and that it is leet.

You do rocket jumps. These are the kind you do in PE classes. L33t makes it even more torturous.

I wish I had more selective hearing while in the room with a musical instrument in it.

You do. but only to bring out the bad music.

I wish hackers were a lie. >.>

They are, but so is the cake!

I wish I could find the fourth issue of Transformers: More than Meets the Eye.

You do. It was written by Mike Costa while he was in a lazy mood.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

You are, by being bisected with an BFS...clearly results are lethal to the extreme.



I wish I had vision eightfold.

You do! This means that you can see the Eldritch Abomination that has been stalking you for years. Sweet dreams!

I wish that eldritch abomination would die.

It does. However it is killed by another eldritch abomination.

I wish THAT eldritch abomination would die.

It does. It then takes all left-wing extremists with it.

I wish people would stop killing each other in the chat box.

They do. Now they merely murder each other.

I wish finals were a lie, like the cake.

They are, but the lack of finals causes us to forget everything we ever learned.

I wish I had cake and not finals.

You do, but the cake is stolen by a strange masked man who jumps into a manhole.

I wish my CUUSOO project will eventually get 10,000 and that I get Blender and make it much better and awesome.

It does, yet (as much as it pains me to say this) Lego does not approve.

brb gonna go cry now

I wish there was a Yon set.

((but TLG does approve, well at least a staff representative does, that's great hope at least))

There is a Yon set, but it's limited edition and not sold in your country.

I wish I had slightly faster internet.

You do, but all your neighbours envy you so much they smash your computer to pieces with sledgehammers.

I wish I had a boat.

You do, but someone shoots a hole in it with a cannon. It'll cost money to repair.

I wish I had a boat which couldn't get damaged.

Dex-Starr wrote:((but TLG does approve, well at least a staff representative does, that's great hope at least))

There is a Yon set, but it's limited edition and not sold in your country.

I wish I had slightly faster internet.

((YESSSS!!!!!!))

You do, but it gets stolen by the CIA.

I wish the CIA would stop taking things.

They stop, but now they assassinate people much more often.

I wish they would stop doing that too.

They do, but now the KGB decides to come back to assassinate whoever is left.

I wish that did not happen!

It doesn't, but then Werwolf decides to come back and do the exact same thing.

I wish that didn't happen either.

It doesn't, but We find ourselves being bombarded by asteroids and die anyway.


I wish I had a server and client sburb CD to escape the asteroids.

You do, but your server controller person is none other than the hacker you are presently avoiding. O.O

I wish I could study multiple pages even faster.

You can study them very fast. Sadly, you can now do so so quickly that you do not actually learn anything.

I wish Season 5 would not be the final season of Fringe.

It's isn't...because Season 4 was the final one instead.

I wish I wasn't so wound up from exams atm.

You aren't. Your professors decide to fail you on all of them! God forbid! Hope all goes well!

I wish I had a funnel cake with me.

You do, but a mysterious hooded female steals it before escaping into a sewer.

I wish a certain person in the Avengers didn't die.

Now all the other Avengers except that certain person die, and you are even more annoyed.

I wish Bombshell didn't die in Transformers: Robots in Disguise.

Dex-Starr wrote:You do, but a mysterious hooded female steals it before escaping into a sewer.

I wish a certain person in the Avengers didn't die.

ZOMGSOMEONEDIESWTFNOOOOOODONTSPOILITFORME

Bombshell does not die, but Scourge dies twice. There goes one of the few Decepticons of RID, again. Problem, DRJ logic?

I wish Scourge joined Megatron, the TF Prime one of course.

He does, just as the quality of TF:Prime takes a spectacular nosedive. You stop watching just as Scourge takes over the Decepticons, defeats MECH, kills all the Autobots, conquers Earth, and squashes a rubber duck, in that order.

I wish Trypticon would be in the next episode of TF:Prime.

He is. But he is killed by Optimus Prime immediately.

I wish Trypticon was my friend.

He is, but now you have earned yourself the ire of Omega Supreme, Fortress Maximus and Metroplex. Congratulations, you are now considered an enemy by three of the largest and most powerful Autobots around.

I wish Trypticon, Omega Supreme, Fortress Maximus and Metroplex were my friends.

They are, but Unicron is now mad at you for bringing them to Earth, for some reason.

I wish Unicron wasn't mad at Earth.

He isn't, because he is the Earth. He reawakens and decides to transform, so the Earth is.....damaged, so to speak.

I wish I was a Prime.

You are. Now you have to relive "Transformers: Cybertron" and getting killed in "Revenge of the Fallen" until someone pulls you into another show.

I wish I could relive watching the Unicron trilogy again.

You can, but unfortunately you have to sit through Energon.

I wish someone would destroy Livio Ramondelli's hands to prevent him from ever drawing another comic again.

They do, but he gets mechanical ones and resumes his comic-making, only that they are worse.

I wish that I could remember my dreams.

You do, even the nightmares that you were glad that you had forgotten.

I wish the reputation widget was gone.

It is, but the coins are whored instead.

I wish I could build teleports IRL.

You can, but when you finish your first one and try to test it you are instantly telefragged.

I wish I could never remember my dreams.