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You don't remember any of them. However, that means you can't remember your good dreams about your future. Now your goals are minimized.
I wish I had technopathy.
I wish I had technopathy.
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You do, but you can only access your new power when you don't need it. When you do need it, you are unable to use it.
I wish I had technopathy, and could use it whenever I wanted.
I wish I had technopathy, and could use it whenever I wanted.
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You can, but the re-wiring of your brain required to allow for telepathy causes you to never want to use it.
It also makes gives you a rather nasty case of OCD when it comes to arranging pencils...
I wish I had technopathy and could access it whenever I wanted/needed to.
It also makes gives you a rather nasty case of OCD when it comes to arranging pencils...
I wish I had technopathy and could access it whenever I wanted/needed to.
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You do, but the side-effect is that you now look like a frog. Congratulations?
I wish people round here wouldn't disappear randomly.
I wish people round here wouldn't disappear randomly.
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Granted. Now they are abducted randomly by Ferret-X.
I wish for Things. Many Things.
I wish for Things. Many Things.
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You get Many Things. Unfortunately they all materialize on top of you, crushing you.
I wish for some harmless pencils.
I wish for some harmless pencils.
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You receive harmless pencils...via fatal airdrop-on-head delivery.
I wish I were immune to crushing....
I wish I were immune to crushing....
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You are immune to crushing. However, you are not immune to katana slashes. Good luck walking into ninja conventions!
I wish DRJ would post.
I wish DRJ would post.
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He does, but it is to announce your banning.
I wish people would stop asking me certain annoying questions.
I wish people would stop asking me certain annoying questions.
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They do. But now, you have begun a set of events that results in your isolation in an island that is far from Nauru, the paradise of the Pacific.
I wish I could rescue DRJ.
I wish I could rescue DRJ.
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You can, but only at the cost of you being trapped on the island yourself!
I wish I could put off rescuing Klak for as long as possible!
I wish I could put off rescuing Klak for as long as possible!
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You do. The wait is so long that Gaben releases Episode 3, thus forcing me to swim back home safely without you.
I wish I discovered oil in my backyard.
I wish I discovered oil in my backyard.
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You do, but sadly you are hit by a car just before you can do anything about it.
I wish I inherited Klak's new-found oil when he dies AND that I didn't die.
I wish I inherited Klak's new-found oil when he dies AND that I didn't die.
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You do, but you're imprisoned by the FBI for illegally smuggling stolen oil.
I wish nylon didn't make your eyes sting when it comes into contact with them.
I wish nylon didn't make your eyes sting when it comes into contact with them.
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It doesn't make your eyes sting. It makes your skin sting now.
I wish everyone would have a Happy Star Wars Day.
I wish everyone would have a Happy Star Wars Day.
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We do, then the Star Trek community starts a phaser fight in a terrorist attack on Star Wars fans.
I wish....
*pulls out controler, presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, then Start*
I wish....
*pulls out controler, presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, then Start*
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You successfully used a cheat to accomplish.............
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..........................................nothing. Because this is a forum. Sorry.
I wish our coins were actually useful.
.....................
..........................................nothing. Because this is a forum. Sorry.
I wish our coins were actually useful.
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They are now legal tender. Sadly, they are only legal tender in the small African dictatorship of Eritrea, which is not a place you'd like to spend your money.
I wish Eritrea was not a dictatorship.
I wish Eritrea was not a dictatorship.
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It isn't. But now Nigeria is undergoing another coup to balance out the supposed imbalance.
I wish there wasn't an imbalance, and that Eritrea stayed free.
I wish there wasn't an imbalance, and that Eritrea stayed free.
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There isn't an imbalance. This is because the Earth is destroyed, except for Eritrea, which survives inside a bubble of air. It remains free!
I wish the Earth was not destroyed.
I wish the Earth was not destroyed.
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It is not destroyed. Unfortunately, the restoration of Earth pisses off the Daleks for some reason.
I wish the Daleks weren't so angry.
I wish the Daleks weren't so angry.
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They're not. But now the Decepticons are angry to restore the balance.
I wish the Decepticons weren't angry, and that there was no imbalance.
I wish the Decepticons weren't angry, and that there was no imbalance.
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There is no imbalance, and the Decepticons aren't angry. But now, the constant avoidance of balance creates a perpetual war between the autobots and Decepticons.
I wish the war between them would end already, and that Optimus Prime would be the victor.
I wish the war between them would end already, and that Optimus Prime would be the victor.
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He is, but sadly this is the IDW continuity. This means thousands of angry civilians come back to Cybertron and force Optimus to leave.
I wish John Barber would stop killing off so many Decepticons in his comics.
I wish John Barber would stop killing off so many Decepticons in his comics.
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He doesn't kill Decepticons. Now Autobots are dying left and right.
I wish I could go to Cybertron.
I wish I could go to Cybertron.
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You can. Sadly you are stomped on by a Decepticon.
I wish I was a Decepticon.
I wish I was a Decepticon.
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You are, but now Optimus Prime is looking for you.
I wish I was Optimus Prime.
I wish I was Optimus Prime.
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You are. Sadly you are Optimus Prime in 'Dark Awakening'. This means you are a zombie revived by the Quintessons, and by an unfortunate fluke your inclusion means "The Return of Optimus Prime" is never made. You fly into a supernova and that is the end of that!
I wish I was Megatron.
I wish I was Megatron.
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You are. The movie Megatron, that is. Enjoy dying twice in horrible ways and having excessive ham!
I wish DRJ was into Hakuna Matata.
I wish DRJ was into Hakuna Matata.
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He does. he now becomes anti-DRJ and causes an anti-matter explosion next to your house. (somehow)
I wish I had more cash.
I wish I had more cash.
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You now have plenty of cash...in Zimbabwean currency.
I wish Sarge had cash of higher value!
I wish Sarge had cash of higher value!
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He does. Now he has cash that is worth very very very slightly more than Zimbabwean currency, but not very much.
I wish I had lots of actually valuable cash.
I wish I had lots of actually valuable cash.
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You do, but it's all euros, and within the next few months they are virtually useless due to a long and unfortunate series of events which I can't be bothered to explain right now.
I wish I was in Belgium today.
I wish I was in Belgium today.
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You are. Sadly, you are nowhere near Brussels, so you miss out on the flea market.
I wish KoN had Steam again!
I wish KoN had Steam again!
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He does. But someant steals the computer with steam seconds after recovering steam.
I wish I knew what major I really wanted to be in X,x
I wish I knew what major I really wanted to be in X,x
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You do. But you go mad from the revelation!
I wish Sarge and I both know what major to be in without having to go mad!
I wish Sarge and I both know what major to be in without having to go mad!
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You do, but those ideas are plucked from your mind inception-style, and you have to re-remember them.
I wish everyone a happy American Mother's Day.
I wish everyone a happy American Mother's Day.
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We did, save for See-man.
I wish See-man had a happy day today.
I wish See-man had a happy day today.
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He does, but the very next day he is assassinated.
I wish I could stop the assassin!
I wish I could stop the assassin!
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You do, but then you have the entire Assassin's brotherhood after you.
I wish DRJ did not join the Templars!
I wish DRJ did not join the Templars!
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He doesn't because he made his own Templar-allied faction!
I wish DRJ hadn't made his own Templar-Allied faction...
I wish DRJ hadn't made his own Templar-Allied faction...
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I didn't. Now I've made a Decepticon-allied faction.
I wish said Decepticon-allied faction wasn't wiped out by Optimus Prime.
I wish said Decepticon-allied faction wasn't wiped out by Optimus Prime.
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Instead, it is wiped out by Dr. Hax.
I wish Cryoshell didn't do stuff for HF.
I wish Cryoshell didn't do stuff for HF.
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They don't. Instead, Cryoshell makes music for Tommy Wiseau.
I wish you knew how corrupted that sounds.
I wish you knew how corrupted that sounds.
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I do, but I forget it again in a state of confusion.
I wish I could breathe underwater and in space.
I wish I could breathe underwater and in space.
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You breathe in both locations, but fail to breathe on the ground. You must now live with the Atlanteans, Toa Mahri, Barakki, and space aliens.
I wish that sounded better.
I wish that sounded better.
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It does, but now you hate the sound of everything else.
I wish my Sociology teacher would be less vague about what we have to study for our exam.
I wish my Sociology teacher would be less vague about what we have to study for our exam.
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Your teacher is now clear about everything and overwhelms your brain with information that is going on the massive test.
I wish I had my own Shelek.
I wish I had my own Shelek.
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You do, but you are now unable to turn it off, so you can no longer hear anything.
I wish I had my own Calix.
I wish I had my own Calix.
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You pull of incredible moves. Unfortunately, the mask glitches and you crash into a rock.
I wish I had kohle.
I wish I had kohle.
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