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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:08 pm

    They aren't focused on Rule 34 or Rule 35. The internet is now focused on rule 37, which sucks for many of us.

    I wish Rule 37 were repealed.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:54 am

    It is, but now Rule 38 is the focus.

    I wish all these rules would go away.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:46 am

    The Rules are no longer in excistance. But they still return as guidelines.

    I wish I were a mod
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:11 pm

    All the other mods resign, leaving you the only one. A horde of trolls then joins the site, and you must deal with them alone.

    I wish Ynot didn't have to do it alone!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:28 am

    I join him, and help him fend off the trolls. Some of them end up joining our side, but none of them want to join the RPG. BZPB collapses.

    I wish we could save BZPB!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:11 am

    We save the site, but unbeknownst to everyone else, I was testing a device that resulted in the death of each troll we fended off

    I wish this mass murder would baffle investigators for generations
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:29 pm

    It does, but eventually it is solved and you are sentenced to damnatio memoriae.

    I wish memory of Ynot would survive!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:08 am

    And so my memory lives on, just long enough for someone to figure out Time Travel and Pull me through to the future.

    I wish the future populace would be completely unprepared for my forth coming siege
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:53 am

    It is, but sadly being pulled through time did quite a number on your internal organs and your siege is rather harmless.

    I wish Ynot hadn't been injured!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:42 am

    Ynot is alright, but our children aren't.

    I wish Ynot would spare our children!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:04 am

    I would never harm the children, the street gangs on the other hand...

    I wish the power of my rule would expunge these hooligans
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:59 am

    It does, but many innocent civilians are also expunged.

    I wish they weren't expunged!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:55 am

    They aren't. Instead, they are turned into clones of Muammar al-Gadaffi.

    I wish there was an explanation for this.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:21 am

    There is, but it's so confusing it might as well not be there.

    I wish we could understand it.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:34 am

    We understand it, and it becomes mundane

    I wish Jones were a Pony
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:18 pm

    He is a Pony, but one that is turned into a cupcake.

    I wish DRJ was ok!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:53 pm

    He is okay, for now. Oh, hey, look, Pinky Pie...there goes Jonescake

    I wish the current Pope would come on national television and say “I lost the game.”
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:58 am

    He does, but it is Argentinian national television and you never get to see it.

    I wish Ynot could see it on YouTube!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:54 am

    I see it, and The Game ends

    I wish there would not be a replacement for The Game
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:11 am

    There isn't. The world is now considerably emptier, and the suicide rate goes up.

    I wish it would go down!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:02 am

    Suicide rates flat line, homicide spikes to genocidal levels

    I wish I cold survive all enviroments
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:25 am

    You survive all environments, but you are now unable to survive a papercut to the finger.

    I wish that Ynot would be able to survive anything that's thrown at him.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:35 am

    I am now a planet.

    I wish I had lantern abilities to go with my planet status
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:27 pm

    You now have the ability to make your continents light up so you look like a jack o'lantern from space!

    I wish Ynot had Green Lantern abilities.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:09 am

    I am now Mogo with glowing continents

    I wish I was a demigod instead
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:50 pm

    You are, but only for 8 hours while you're asleep.

    I wish Ynot was a demigod forever.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:19 am

    My reign over this world is now absolute.

    I wish it wasn't so lonely at the top
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:22 am

    It isn't, because now everyone else is a demigod.

    I wish humanity were less overpowered.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:45 am

    True gods scene upon us

    I wish they were Greek
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:00 am

    They are, but they're jerks.

    I wish Kratos would join us in our fight against our new Olympian overlords.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:40 am

    He does, but we lose anyway.

    I wish we had won.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:18 am

    We win, but now we have nothing else to do.

    I wish we would find something to do.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:39 pm

    ONWARD TO ASGARD!

    I wish to have words with ye
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:53 am

    You mortally offend me in the process.

    I wish I could get revenge on Ynot.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:28 am

    You get revenge on me, but it winds up killing your loved ones.

    I wish Jones' loved ones were okay
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:41 am

    They are, but the act of saving them puts me in a coma.

    I wish I would wake up.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:06 am

    You do, but you wake up as Brendan Fraser for some reason.

    I wish DRJ was back to normal.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:19 am

    I am, but now you are Dr. Frasier to restore the balance.

    I wish Klak could remain Dr. Frasier forever.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:27 am

    Klak is now Fraiser, but Fraiser is Klak, so they just trade places

    I wish I knew how to fight
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:14 am

    You now possess lots of theoretical knowledge, but you can't really put it into practice.

    I wish Ynot could fight.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:56 am

    He can fight, but only against a sect of hipsters.

    I wish Ynot could fight more than just a sect of hipsters.

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