[GAME] Wish corruption

They aren't focused on Rule 34 or Rule 35. The internet is now focused on rule 37, which sucks for many of us.

I wish Rule 37 were repealed.

It is, but now Rule 38 is the focus.

I wish all these rules would go away.

The Rules are no longer in excistance. But they still return as guidelines.

I wish I were a mod

All the other mods resign, leaving you the only one. A horde of trolls then joins the site, and you must deal with them alone.

I wish Ynot didn't have to do it alone!

I join him, and help him fend off the trolls. Some of them end up joining our side, but none of them want to join the RPG. BZPB collapses.

I wish we could save BZPB!

We save the site, but unbeknownst to everyone else, I was testing a device that resulted in the death of each troll we fended off

I wish this mass murder would baffle investigators for generations

It does, but eventually it is solved and you are sentenced to damnatio memoriae.

I wish memory of Ynot would survive!

And so my memory lives on, just long enough for someone to figure out Time Travel and Pull me through to the future.

I wish the future populace would be completely unprepared for my forth coming siege

It is, but sadly being pulled through time did quite a number on your internal organs and your siege is rather harmless.

I wish Ynot hadn't been injured!

Ynot is alright, but our children aren't.

I wish Ynot would spare our children!

I would never harm the children, the street gangs on the other hand...

I wish the power of my rule would expunge these hooligans

It does, but many innocent civilians are also expunged.

I wish they weren't expunged!

They aren't. Instead, they are turned into clones of Muammar al-Gadaffi.

I wish there was an explanation for this.

There is, but it's so confusing it might as well not be there.

I wish we could understand it.

We understand it, and it becomes mundane

I wish Jones were a Pony

He is a Pony, but one that is turned into a cupcake.

I wish DRJ was ok!

He is okay, for now. Oh, hey, look, Pinky Pie...there goes Jonescake

I wish the current Pope would come on national television and say “I lost the game.”

He does, but it is Argentinian national television and you never get to see it.

I wish Ynot could see it on YouTube!

I see it, and The Game ends

I wish there would not be a replacement for The Game

There isn't. The world is now considerably emptier, and the suicide rate goes up.

I wish it would go down!

Suicide rates flat line, homicide spikes to genocidal levels

I wish I cold survive all enviroments

You survive all environments, but you are now unable to survive a papercut to the finger.

I wish that Ynot would be able to survive anything that's thrown at him.

I am now a planet.

I wish I had lantern abilities to go with my planet status

You now have the ability to make your continents light up so you look like a jack o'lantern from space!

I wish Ynot had Green Lantern abilities.

I am now Mogo with glowing continents

I wish I was a demigod instead

You are, but only for 8 hours while you're asleep.

I wish Ynot was a demigod forever.

My reign over this world is now absolute.

I wish it wasn't so lonely at the top

It isn't, because now everyone else is a demigod.

I wish humanity were less overpowered.

True gods scene upon us

I wish they were Greek

They are, but they're jerks.

I wish Kratos would join us in our fight against our new Olympian overlords.

He does, but we lose anyway.

I wish we had won.

We win, but now we have nothing else to do.

I wish we would find something to do.

ONWARD TO ASGARD!

I wish to have words with ye

You mortally offend me in the process.

I wish I could get revenge on Ynot.

You get revenge on me, but it winds up killing your loved ones.

I wish Jones' loved ones were okay

They are, but the act of saving them puts me in a coma.

I wish I would wake up.

You do, but you wake up as Brendan Fraser for some reason.

I wish DRJ was back to normal.

I am, but now you are Dr. Frasier to restore the balance.

I wish Klak could remain Dr. Frasier forever.

Klak is now Fraiser, but Fraiser is Klak, so they just trade places

I wish I knew how to fight

You now possess lots of theoretical knowledge, but you can't really put it into practice.

I wish Ynot could fight.

He can fight, but only against a sect of hipsters.

I wish Ynot could fight more than just a sect of hipsters.

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