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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:57 am

    It doesn't sound like DRJ got married, it now sounds like DRJ is imprisoned.

    I wish DRJ was free!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:16 am

    I am, but you had to take my place in the prison.

    I wish Klak was free and that no one had to take his place!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:21 am

    He is freed, but the attempt brings the prison down on both Klak and his liberator

    I wish there could be more days like today
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:40 am

    There are, but you can only experience said days in an autonomous anarcho-syndicalist commune hidden in Britain.

    I wish Ynot was there!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:57 pm

    He is, but the commune is found by the government. Ynot is killed in the ensuing raid.

    I wish they'd never found it, and that I was there too!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:47 am

    You are there in the commune, and it is never found by the British government. It is discovered by the Chinese government, however, and exploited.

    I wish DRJ, Ynot, and the commune were safe!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:42 pm

    We are now free from the commune, only to be enslaved by a dictatorship.

    I wish this dictator knew who he was dealing with
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:19 am

    He does, but sadly he's more than capable of dealing with us.

    I wish we could defeat him!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:37 am

    He is defeated, but you are branded an outlaw for it.

    I Wish this was Sparta.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:40 am

    There are only 300 of us, and we are slaughtered.

    I wish we survived!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:41 am

    And so we do. In history as the 300 brave souls who held back an army.

    I wish pedestrians would use crosswalks instead of running acrothe middle of the road
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:50 am

    They do, but now nobody stops at crosswalks and pedestrians die much more often.

    I wish all was well again!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:22 pm

    It is, but Wish Corruption breaks.

    I wish Wish Corruption was fixed!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:08 am

    It is, but it can never be fixed again if it breaks.

    I wish it would never break again!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:29 pm

    It never breaks again, but there's a catch. We have to say "Hail Gallaxhar" every time we play.

    I wish we didn't have to say "Hail Gallaxhar"!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:19 pm

    We do not, instead we have to corrupt wishes

    I wish for a Pony
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:27 am

    You get the Pinkie Pie from 'Cupcakes'.

    I wish Ynot someone would save Ynot from starring in a gory fanfic!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:24 am

    Now he has to star in the 50 Shades of Grey movie.

    I wish he was spared this fate.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:04 pm

    He is. Someone has now murdered Ynot.

    I wish I could bring Ynot back to life!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:44 am

    You can, but now "Coming Back to Life" by Pink Floyd is constantly playing in your head.

    I wish that happened to me instead.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:39 am

    It does, but it drives you to shoot up your school, and this is linked back to us

    I wish my opponents the best of luck
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:08 pm

    Your opponents have the best of luck, and you lose.

    I wish Ynot would win The Game ( Trollface )


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:07 am

    Since this is impossible, The Game is now erased from existence.

    I wish The Game would exist again!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:09 am

    This is what caused the Pope to quit

    I wish all my devices shared files seamlessly
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:12 am

    They do, but only when you don't want them to.

    I wish my internet and cable wouldn't go down once every month.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:22 am

    They now stay down, permanently

    I wish Jones didnt have poor internet
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:57 am

    He doesn't. Now he has a crappy computer.

    I wish all of DRJ's technological woes were solved once and for all.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:59 am

    He now has no technology to woe about

    I wish dubstep would die, and not be replaced by anything of greater than or equal to its suckiness.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:37 am

    It isn't, but now Shroom is hunting you down with his quad RPGs.

    I wish Ynot would survive!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:56 am

    I do, but sadly, Shroom does not

    I wish to reboot Shroom in a fresh body
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:09 am

    He does, but he still wants to kill you.

    I wish Shroom would stop trying to kill Ynot.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:32 am

    He now is trying to kill Kon

    I wish Shroom would loose his homicidal tendencies
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:41 pm

    Shroom loses his homicidal tendencies. He now has xenocide towards a previously peaceful species. Now these aliens have declared war on us.

    I wish Alien-Earth relations would improve.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:21 pm

    The war is over, but now a Cold War begins.

    I wish we could get along!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:04 am

    We do. Enter the Squirrels

    I wish the squirrels to be kind in their occupation as our lord and masters
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:23 am

    They are kind in their occupation as our lords and masters, but they are not kind in their occupation as nut-gatherers.

    I wish they would let me get cashews!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:11 pm

    They allow you your cashews, but not your life. You receive a hail of flaming cashews

    I wish Klak would survive his torment
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:44 am

    He does, but he is horribly maimed and wishes he'd died.

    I wish he wasn't so horribly injured!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:07 am

    I'm not so horribly injured, but for some reason I can't post in BZPB.

    I wish I could post!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:59 am

    You can now post, but the next person cannot

    I wish all was well with the posting rotation
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:24 am

    It is, but the game becomes boring!

    I wish Addy and Ferret would come back.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:13 am

    They do, but they have merged into one person.

    I wish Ferret and Addy were back to normal!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:33 am

    They are, but they then both leave.

    I wish they'd stay!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:19 am

    They both are now trolls, good job.

    I wish this forum was active and successful as BZP in its hayday
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:04 am

    It is, but then it declines just like BZP.

    I wish it stayed active and successful.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Malygos on Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:13 am

    It does. But then is overrun by clones of JS.

    I wish I had not mentioned his name.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:37 am

    You didn't mention his name, but he came anyway.

    I wish BZPB was as popular as Harry Potter


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:17 pm

    It is, but as a result it gets Rule 34'd. No exceptions, remember?

    I wish Rule 34 had exceptions.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:44 pm

    It does, but we're not one of them.

    I wish we were.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:46 pm

    We are exempted, but instead we get Rule 63'd instead

    I wish the rules of the internet weren't so centered on Rule 34 and 35

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