[GAME] Wish corruption

It doesn't sound like DRJ got married, it now sounds like DRJ is imprisoned.

I wish DRJ was free!

I am, but you had to take my place in the prison.

I wish Klak was free and that no one had to take his place!

He is freed, but the attempt brings the prison down on both Klak and his liberator

I wish there could be more days like today

There are, but you can only experience said days in an autonomous anarcho-syndicalist commune hidden in Britain.

I wish Ynot was there!

He is, but the commune is found by the government. Ynot is killed in the ensuing raid.

I wish they'd never found it, and that I was there too!

You are there in the commune, and it is never found by the British government. It is discovered by the Chinese government, however, and exploited.

I wish DRJ, Ynot, and the commune were safe!

We are now free from the commune, only to be enslaved by a dictatorship.

I wish this dictator knew who he was dealing with

He does, but sadly he's more than capable of dealing with us.

I wish we could defeat him!

He is defeated, but you are branded an outlaw for it.

I Wish this was Sparta.

There are only 300 of us, and we are slaughtered.

I wish we survived!

And so we do. In history as the 300 brave souls who held back an army.

I wish pedestrians would use crosswalks instead of running acrothe middle of the road

They do, but now nobody stops at crosswalks and pedestrians die much more often.

I wish all was well again!

It is, but Wish Corruption breaks.

I wish Wish Corruption was fixed!

It is, but it can never be fixed again if it breaks.

I wish it would never break again!

It never breaks again, but there's a catch. We have to say "Hail Gallaxhar" every time we play.

I wish we didn't have to say "Hail Gallaxhar"!

We do not, instead we have to corrupt wishes

I wish for a Pony

You get the Pinkie Pie from 'Cupcakes'.

I wish Ynot someone would save Ynot from starring in a gory fanfic!

Now he has to star in the 50 Shades of Grey movie.

I wish he was spared this fate.

He is. Someone has now murdered Ynot.

I wish I could bring Ynot back to life!

You can, but now "Coming Back to Life" by Pink Floyd is constantly playing in your head.

I wish that happened to me instead.

It does, but it drives you to shoot up your school, and this is linked back to us

I wish my opponents the best of luck

Your opponents have the best of luck, and you lose.

I wish Ynot would win The Game ( )

Since this is impossible, The Game is now erased from existence.

I wish The Game would exist again!

This is what caused the Pope to quit

I wish all my devices shared files seamlessly

They do, but only when you don't want them to.

I wish my internet and cable wouldn't go down once every month.

They now stay down, permanently

I wish Jones didnt have poor internet

He doesn't. Now he has a crappy computer.

I wish all of DRJ's technological woes were solved once and for all.

He now has no technology to woe about

I wish dubstep would die, and not be replaced by anything of greater than or equal to its suckiness.

It isn't, but now Shroom is hunting you down with his quad RPGs.

I wish Ynot would survive!

I do, but sadly, Shroom does not

I wish to reboot Shroom in a fresh body

He does, but he still wants to kill you.

I wish Shroom would stop trying to kill Ynot.

He now is trying to kill Kon

I wish Shroom would loose his homicidal tendencies

Shroom loses his homicidal tendencies. He now has xenocide towards a previously peaceful species. Now these aliens have declared war on us.

I wish Alien-Earth relations would improve.

The war is over, but now a Cold War begins.

I wish we could get along!

We do. Enter the Squirrels

I wish the squirrels to be kind in their occupation as our lord and masters

They are kind in their occupation as our lords and masters, but they are not kind in their occupation as nut-gatherers.

I wish they would let me get cashews!

They allow you your cashews, but not your life. You receive a hail of flaming cashews

I wish Klak would survive his torment

He does, but he is horribly maimed and wishes he'd died.

I wish he wasn't so horribly injured!

I'm not so horribly injured, but for some reason I can't post in BZPB.

I wish I could post!

You can now post, but the next person cannot

I wish all was well with the posting rotation

It is, but the game becomes boring!

I wish Addy and Ferret would come back.

They do, but they have merged into one person.

I wish Ferret and Addy were back to normal!

They are, but they then both leave.

I wish they'd stay!

They both are now trolls, good job.

I wish this forum was active and successful as BZP in its hayday

It is, but then it declines just like BZP.

I wish it stayed active and successful.

It does. But then is overrun by clones of JS.

I wish I had not mentioned his name.

You didn't mention his name, but he came anyway.

I wish BZPB was as popular as Harry Potter

It is, but as a result it gets Rule 34'd. No exceptions, remember?

I wish Rule 34 had exceptions.

It does, but we're not one of them.

I wish we were.

We are exempted, but instead we get Rule 63'd instead

I wish the rules of the internet weren't so centered on Rule 34 and 35