[GAME] Wish corruption

He doesn't. But now I do.

I wish I did not die.

You are dead, so you cannot make a wish, but seeing as you did, we meet you half way and let you be either a Zombie or Werepire

You forgot to make a wish, and therefore I cannot corrupt it.

I wish someone would make a wish!

They don't.

Someone else makes a wish that triggers this wish.

I don't know what that wish was.

I wish I knew what that wish was!

You do, but the knowledge drives you insane.

I wish it was not so hard to study for my exams.

It isn't hard to study, but that does not mean it is easy to pass.

I wish I would have more luck with girls, then maybe I wouldn't consider forcing myself into celibacy.

You now attract hundreds of girls, lesbians that want no part in sexual relations with you. And don't allow you to view them being lesbians.

I wish I had better drawing ability

You do, but now, Marvel Comics hires you to draw stuff for superheroes no one cares about.

I wish I knew what happened to Chuckles in the GI Joe IDW comics.

You do, but you then lose track of all the other characters.

I wish I did not have so much crap to study.

Congrats. you now have nothing to study. You now have All that more material to cram.

I wish I could decide between Mechanical Engineering, Computer Science, or Accounting major :/

You can, but you are then kicked out of college so your being able to decide becomes meaningless.

I wish Tumblr's interface was not so confusing.

It's simple. Unfortunately, this means that all the hipsters of Tumblr get mad, and they all flock to another obscure blogging site, and taking Bionicle fans and egophiliac with them.

I wish I had the powers of The Flash.

You do, for one day.

I wish Steam did not troll me!

It doesn't. Now TF2 trolls you.

I wish Episode 3 was released.

It is, but it's horrible, and clearly unfinished

I wish Portal 3 would release in a decent release window with perfect gameplay, cutscenes, voice acting and humor that we all know and love while kicking it all up a notch

It does all of these things...in a year all our gaming systems simultaneously go down.

I wish DRJ would stop tampering with EMPs.

He now tampers with nuclear devices. Great job breaking it, Hero.

I wish I legally became a billionare

You do so legally, but this does not stop our Pres. from raising taxes.

I wish I could save Ynot's dollars.

You do for a few hours, until your President decides to launch another TAX BEAM

I wish HF didn't exist.

It doesn't. Now it is replaced by a new line which is even worse.

I wish my flashdrive didn't go missing so often.

It is now hotglued to your forehead.

I wish I could catch that on HD Video and upload it to Youtube

You do, but the video turns out to somehow violate YouTube's Terms of Service and is deleted.

I wish for money.

You get exactly 1 Peso

I wish I could fly

You do, but you crash into a tree.

I wish my ball hadn't bounced into the gated community (kudos to those who get the reference).

It didn't. It bounced into a nuclear power plant's reactor. Good luck getting it back.

I wish a ball hadn't bounced into my nuclear reactor.

It doesn't, but now someone bombs your reactor for no reason.

I wish they hadn't bombed his reactor for no reason.

They don't, because now they have a reason to do so.

I wish that they did not have a reason.

They now have no reason to bomb the reactor, but every reason to turn Europe into nuclear wastes

I wish I could copy any ability I've seen or read

You do. Your body is overwhelmed by power, and you explode.

I wish Ynot was okay.

He is, physically. Mentally he's about as active as a rock.

I wish people would stop targeting my reactors for any reason, including having no reason to bomb a perfectly good reactor! (cause who cares about ynot )

They do.....because all your reactors suddenly suffer a catastrophic meltdown, leaving nothing to target.

I wish Ynot was active both physically and mentally.

He is, but he falls off a cliff shortly after.

I wish Ynot a swift recovery.

Ynot does indeed get a swift recovery, but he decides to quit being Batman.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit.

You do, but no power source.

I wish everyone realized that by 'anything I've seen or read' that includes Wolverines healing ability

We do. Sadly that just results in weird time shenanigans (somehow)

I wish the core group of BZPB recieved Sburb tomorrow.

We do, our world is destroyed because of it.

I wish to be the 'Leader' of the group

You are the Leader, but DRJ is now plotting to assassinate you. Good luck finding the right bodyguard!

I wish DRJ failed to assassinate Ynot.

Not only does he fail, but in his attempt, he is now horribly wounded.

I wish to end this madness.

You do, at the cost of Mongolia.

I wish I knew what Sburb is.

You now know what SBURB is, and the knowledge brings about the end of Earth

I wish to have the Warhammer of Zillyhoo

You get it, but it is nowhere near as cool as Mjolnir.

I wish I had both the Warhammer, Mjolnir, and the Emperor from Warhammer 40,000's powers.

Hammer-tastic.

You do. However, I steal them.

I wish I could keep these hammers.

You can keep them, but to do so, you must fight off their rightful owners, which includes Thor, god of thunder..

I wish, I wish, I wish DRJ was a fish

He is now a fish. And your fairy godparent.

I wish Ynot was an average kid, that no one understood.

Something strange happens in the magical continuum which causes people to understand him after all.

I wish I could hold all these limes.

You do, but they are combustible limes.

I wish life would rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons and limes.

It already does.

I wish Cave Johnson hadn't died to moondust. :c

He doesn't! Now he dies to Mantis-men.

I wish science wasn't so deadly.

It already isn't. Because SCIENCE! is not deadly: it's only what happens after that is. :3


I wish there were more SCIENCE!