[GAME] Wish corruption

I do, but I know Szechuan, not Mandarin (the language the sentence is written in).

I wish I knew Mandarin!

You now know Mandarin, with the exception of the words the sentence is made up of.

I wish Klak knew those words.

He now knows what those words mean, an nothing else

I wish we could all meet IRL without it being an international incedent

We meet IRL, and it is not an international incident. It is an interplanetary incident. That's the last time I piss off every alien in the galaxy.

I wish the aliens were gone!

The Aliens are gone, but they are replaced by monsters

I wish I was armed to fight these monsters

You have extra arms to aid you in punching the monsters, but no weapons.

I wish Ynot had weapons!

I destroy the monsters, but most buildings as well

I wish I could use this strength to rebuild!

You can, but the people won't let you do so for fear of you accidentally destroying the remaining buildings.

I wish the people would let Ynot rebuild!

And so I do, the entire world in my image

I wish for world peace

You are now the only person left in the world, and since you can't fight with yourself, world peace is achieved.

I wish I didn't have so many tests in school.

You now have no tests in school. Only Exams. No prep either, Learn all the lessons without confirmation of knowledge, and then a Full Exam every Semester. And those Exams are now 10x Harder

(Also, I am fully capable of fighting myself)

I wish Jones would divide by Zero

I do, but this results in the entirety of Florida being sucked into a black hole.

I wish that wouldn't happen.

It doesn't. Poland is now sucked into a black hole.

I wish the black holes would stop appearing on Earth.

They are replaced by rips in time through which dinosaurs and evil aliens from SCIENCE! and outer space come through.

I wish for another wish!

You have a second wish, but a girl ruins it.

I wish the dinosaurs and evil aliens from SCIENCE!! and outer space would leave along with the girl that ruined Kon's wish!

They do, but they trample you on their way out.

I wish Klak would survive being trampled.

I do, but that doesn't stop the Hellspores (5 reputation points to anyone who gets that reference).

I wish someone would stop those Hellspores!

*Ynot dons Death Mask*

I will stop them, at the cost of all of your First Born Sons.

I wish all members of of this forum minus myself were suddenly pregnant

We are, but with chestbursters.

I wish for xenomorph Plan B.

Plan B is enacted, and fails miserably as I claim them all as my slaves.

I wish to rule the World with my Chestburster army

You do, but all your friends are dead.

I wish I could stop being dead now.

Life reboots in DOS

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I do not understand.

I wish I could understand that, thus making everything go back to normal!

Things are now unrelentingly boring.

I wish things could resume a healthy level of strange.

They do, but at the cost of your ability to draw.

I wish Ferret could draw again.

She can draw, but only Transformers fanart.

I wish Ferret could draw OCs again!

She can now only draw other peoples OC's

I wish Ferret was back to normal

She is, but by Bizarro's standards.

I wish Ferret was back to normal (in our standards)!

She does, and immediately begins making jokes at your expense.

I wish she would keep doing that.

She does, but it does not anger me, thus angering you.

I wish DRJ would cool down for once!

He is now one of DC comic's many Ice Villains

I wish to reject your reality and substitute my own

You do, but your reality involves this game not existing somehow.

I wish this game existed in Ynot's reality!

This topic becomes flooded with noobs and I leave

(FYI, my reality would be along the lines of the Main RPG...)

I wish for more wishes

(LOL)

You get more wishes, but they all involve you choosing between falling into a pit of scorpions, and falling into a pit of Nui-Jaga.

I wish we could save Ynot!

You save me, but i am horribly disfigured from the stings

I wish for more genies

More genies show up....but around Aladdin.

I wish they would show up near Ynot!

I get the genies and ALL THEIR WISHES!

I wish for dramatic music to play now.

Dramatic music....from Twilight...plays.

I wish real dramatic music would play.

Dramatic Chipmunk Plays

I wish For fame and fortune

Fame and fortune are given to you, for 5 seconds.

I wish he would have it for more than 15 minutes!

I am now filthy rich and globally known, and I control the world in doing so

I wish for a loyal companion to rule the world with

Your loyal companion is now Bad Luck Brian.

I wish Brian's bad luck would never rub off on Ynot!

It doesn't. Instead, the bad luck that was supposed to go to Ynot instead goes to you.

I wish Klak was okay.

Klak is ok, but for some reason he kidnapped himself.

I wish I didn't kidnap myself.

You don't, now you are kidnapped by someone else.

I wish Klak was released.

I am, but the only way to release me involved switching me with Ferret.

I wish the idiot who came up with that hostage switch idea was arrested.

it turns out you came up with that plan after Ferret slipped you drugs. Welcome to jail!

I wish I could stage a prison break and free Klak.

You successfully free me from the prison, but none of this changes the fact that Ferret remains kidnapped.

I wish Ferret was unkidnapped.

She is, but to achieve this we are forced to re-use your stupid plan. You are now kidnapped.

I wish Klak wasn't kidnapped and that this cycle would end.

The cycle ends, and I am free. However, the people who put me in prison back in the day are actually aliens.

I wish those aliens were friendly!