So, a while ago, me and my friends IRL had a cosplay group, and we were going to do Kingdom Hearts with it.
Well, one of the things that came of it was a retuning of the song 'I'll make a man out of you' from the Disney movie Mulan.
Well, after hearing the song again, I thought, well gee, what if we applied that to BZPB!
This is the result of about 5 minutes re wording the song, so let me know how horribly it sucks and how to make it better.
To be a Battler.
Let's get down to business
To defeat the nuns
Did they send me to the slaughter
When I asked for buns?
You're the craziest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a Battler
out of you
Glitchy as Vista
And on fire within
Once you find your cruiser
you are sure to win
You spineless, metal
Makuta scum
You can't even find Blue
Somehow I'll make a battler
out of you
I've never had
a breath
Say good-bye to those
who love you
Boy, was I a fool on Destral
for cutting gym
I've got these guy's
scared to death
Hope he doesn't shoot
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim
We must be swift as
a coursing Rargroove
(Be a man)
With all the force
of the great Blackout
With all the strength
of a raging Ynot
Mysterious as the
dark side of the Klaaaaaak
Uterio is racing toward us
till the guns arrive
Eat my every order
and you not might survive
You're unsuited for
this Endless war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a battler
out of you?
We must be swift as
a coursing Rargroove
With all the force
of the great Blackout
With all the strength
of a raging Ynot
Mysterious as the
dark side of the Klaaaaaak
We must be swift as
a coursing Rargroove
With all the force
of the great Blackout
With all the strength
of a raging Ynot
Mysterious as the
dark side of the Klaaaaaak
Well, one of the things that came of it was a retuning of the song 'I'll make a man out of you' from the Disney movie Mulan.
Well, after hearing the song again, I thought, well gee, what if we applied that to BZPB!
This is the result of about 5 minutes re wording the song, so let me know how horribly it sucks and how to make it better.
To be a Battler.
Let's get down to business
To defeat the nuns
Did they send me to the slaughter
When I asked for buns?
You're the craziest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a Battler
out of you
Glitchy as Vista
And on fire within
Once you find your cruiser
you are sure to win
You spineless, metal
Makuta scum
You can't even find Blue
Somehow I'll make a battler
out of you
I've never had
a breath
Say good-bye to those
who love you
Boy, was I a fool on Destral
for cutting gym
I've got these guy's
scared to death
Hope he doesn't shoot
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim
We must be swift as
a coursing Rargroove
(Be a man)
With all the force
of the great Blackout
With all the strength
of a raging Ynot
Mysterious as the
dark side of the Klaaaaaak
Uterio is racing toward us
till the guns arrive
Eat my every order
and you not might survive
You're unsuited for
this Endless war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a battler
out of you?
We must be swift as
a coursing Rargroove
With all the force
of the great Blackout
With all the strength
of a raging Ynot
Mysterious as the
dark side of the Klaaaaaak
We must be swift as
a coursing Rargroove
With all the force
of the great Blackout
With all the strength
of a raging Ynot
Mysterious as the
dark side of the Klaaaaaak