Kokonoe is the Star of this Comedy.
DO NOT READ if you are easily offended by foul language and lewd comments.
Thank you, and enjoy.
*The lights turn on in a small lab*
*Stacked almost to the low ceiling in some places with boxes, there's a couple of huge glass tubes next to the door, and a monitor in the corner of the ceiling*
*A heavy steel door slides aside, and a certain feline pinkette scientist walks out*
Kokonoe: Welcome, all you little lost children. Now, I want you to pay attention - I'm not going to repeat this s#%&. This is a special room that is reached by portal; located in the Boundary, which I'll explain later. Here, I divulge all sorts of choice info on BZPower Battles - At least, that which I can acquire. I'm caught up on UZ's bullcrap, but I need to compile more info from the others. Sue me.
*She begins to pace up and down, obviously getting more and more agitated*
Kokonoe: I'll also be generously giving advice to alllll the little lost children left to run amok by the Users. But if you're one of those nutbars who's all "I don't need a character's help," or "I can bum a flowchart off of MK," then you can piss off!! ... *Sigh*
*She takes out a small, remote control-like device, and presses a big red button*
*The monitor flickers to life, then displays a chart - Ten boxes in a column, atop which are two concentric circles*
Kokonoe: You're about to get learned. Today's subject is the combined group of the Bookmen and the R&D Sectors.
*She presses another button, causing the boxes to flash in sequence from top to bottom*
Kokonoe: Sector One through Sector Ten are all focused on different scientific departments. For instance, Sector One formerly conducted military initiatives, while my still-existing domain of Sector Seven are pioneers of merging biology and technology. Tager is a prime example of that - A cultured, scientific cyborg badass. Suck it.
*She pauses, then presses the same button again - Causing the two circles to flash, inner to outer, in another sequence*
Kokonoe: Above the R&D Sectors is the Bookman Association, or as everyone but they themselves say, the Bookmen. They are the recordkeepers of all things to do with our umbrella group as a whole, and are our only superiors. Sector One has no authority over Sector Seven, and vice versa, but we both have to listen to the rare order from the Bookmen, or you can trust me, everything goes ---s up real fast.
*With another press of that button, the entire chart shrinks slightly and moves off to the side*
*More charts, almost identical, are lined up alongside the first - Then, each are connected to a half-circle, with the flat side down*
Kokonoe: We're part of a much larger group, known as the Akashic Legions. All you need to know about this general chain of command is that there's nutbars and sociopaths straight to the top.
*With a sigh, she turns the monitor back off and looks to the audience*
Kokonoe: If you have questions on lore you want addressed, or a character who needs me to set them straight, let UZ know. Do not bother me about this. I'm very busy.
*With a smile, she claps her hands together lightly*
Kokonoe: This could be fun.
Last edited by Lucky Zev! on Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:49 am; edited 1 time in total