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    Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:50 am

    *Party music blares*

    *Three hosts jump up from behind the desk*

    Zev: Welcome to Zevvy Channel!!

    Shroom: We hope you'll enjoy the show.

    Third Host: Oha Zevvy~! I'm the adorable Akira-chan~!


    Akira: Akira-chan is sure you recognize her from Lucky Channel~! Hii-yay~!

    Zev: No Copyright Infringement intended. ...I think.

    Shroom: Well, um...Let's get right down to opening the letters.

    Zev: Right. *Produces an envelope* Lessee...This one is from...Candy Girl from the Crab Nebula.

    Akira: Sounds yummy~! Num-num! *Waves sleeves around*

    Zev: ...Quite. She asks, "My friend wants to know, 'How many Vogon commanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb.' Can you answer this?" Wanna field this one, Shroom?

    Shroom: Sure. To screw in a lightbulb, it takes five Vogon commanders.

    Zev: And why~~~ is that?

    Shroom: One to hold the bulb, four to turn the ladder.

    Zev: Heheh -

    Akira: KYA~~~HAHAHAHAHAAAH~~~~~!! *Starts flapping arms around*

    Zev: ... *Watches her cautiously* ...

    Akira: *Starts slapping the desk* HYAHAHEEHEEHAGHAW!! HAWHAWHEHEHAHAHEEHEEHEHEHEHEHAAAAAH~~~~~!! *Falls forward onto desk*

    Shroom: ...Um...Little girl...? Are you okay?

    Akira: *Sits up* ... *Stares at Shroom* ... *Keeps staring, smiling a bit*

    Shroom: Uhhh...Do you...Need something to drink?

    Zev: Maybe some animal sedatives? ...I can easily get those you know.

    Shroom: Shut up. *Looks back to Akira*

    Akira: ... *Stares at Shroom some more* ...Who are you?

    Shroom: Wha - !?

    *BRRRING!!*

    Zev: AAAAAND that's all for now!!

    Akira: Wha!? *Holds hands up to face* Awh...Akira has to say bye-bye to the audience...So sad~! Very very sad~! *Hic*

    Shroom: ...Good bye, and hope that none of us get hurt in future episodes.

    *Title screen drops back down*

    Akira: ...Oi. Toadstool or whatever. You seriously gonna be on the show?

    Shroom: You are a bizarre little girl.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by helo frens on Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:08 am

    I laughed like, three times~

    And not a half-hearted laugh, one of them's drop-your-beverage-on-the-floor laughs.


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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:11 am

    YAY~

    That means I'm doin' my job~

    Time for Episode Two~

    ...

    *Party music blares*

    *The three hosts jump up*

    Zev: Welcome back to Zevvy Channel!

    Shroom: We're glad that you're back for more.

    Akira: Oha Zevvy~! *Blows a kiss*

    Zev: So...Might as well get straight to the letters.

    Shroom: Alrighty then. *Picks up an envelope* This one is from a mister I Luv To Skip.

    Zev: Ya got me!

    Shroom: ...Yup. He asks, "I've got a boxing match against 'Steamroller Frollp' of the Horsehead Nebula; a matter of pride, really. How can I hope to beat him?" ...

    Zev: ...I'unno. Boxing is Vi's schtick. Lussuria knows Muay Thai, but he's a pervert.

    Shroom: I don't know if he's that or just...Peppy.

    Zev: ...

    Shroom: ... *Clears throat* ...

    Zev: You're right. A peppy-@ss pervert.

    Shroom: *Sigh* Anything to not be wrong, huh? That's always your solution - Just cuss and cuss to intimidate others! Never admit you're wrong!

    Zev: STOP IT, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!! *Turns away, face in hands*

    Akira: Well, Mr. Skips, you hafta do like this - *Drags Zev away*

    *Camera follows, showing the two of them in a ring with boxing gear*

    Zev: I don't like where this is going. Nope. Nosirreebob.

    Akira: Shut up. *Smiles to camera* Now, what you have to do is train your speed!

    *She approaches Zev at such speed, she forms three clones*

    Zev: WHAT

    Akira: Let him exhaust his energy, and give 'im a few lovetaps to slow him down~

    Zev: *Windmills arms to keep her away*

    *The little girl lands a few quick jabs on his shoulders and sides*

    Akira: Then, as soon as you see an opening, take 'im down!! *Moves in*

    *She delivers a tremendous uppercut to Zev's gut, bending him over double and knocking him into the air a foot or two*

    Akira: *Returns to the desk, ring and equipment left behind* Hope that helped!

    *BRRRRRING!!*

    Akira: Oh no~! Not enough time for all Akira-chan wants ta do~!

    Shroom: ... *Stares over at the ring* ...

    Zev: *Can be heard groaning and whimpering*

    Akira: Looks like we're building good bonds, huh~? *Pats Shroom*

    Shroom: Don't touch me.

    Akira: Bye bye desu~! *Winks, sending off a little star*

    Shroom: Tune in next time.

    *Title screen drops back down*

    Akira: I really whooped Zevvy-boy's @ss good, huh?

    Shroom: A mockery of all his fights thus far.

    Zev: *Quavering wail*


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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:32 am

    New roflchapta~!

    A lot of credit goes to Lucky Channel, from Lucky Star.

    So ingenious they are~

    ...

    *Party music blares*

    *The three hosts jump up*

    Zev: Howdy-do, good to see you!

    Shroom: God, Zev, don't start rhyming now.

    Akira: Oha Zevvy~! No hearts heavy~! *Giggles*

    Shroom: I'm going to throw up if I hear anymore rhymes.

    Zev: There once was a man from Peru -

    Shroom: *Grabs Zev's head and slams his face into the table*

    Zev: ... *Forehead bleeding* ...Point taken. No more rhymes.

    Akira: ...Snff... *Stares downward, hands folded in lap*

    Shroom: ...What is it with you, now?

    Akira: You guys are fighting...And now, you're sitting farther away from me than usual...

    Shroom: ...No I'm not.

    Akira: *Ignores him* Is this what they call emotional distance...? *Sob*

    Shroom: Aww, it's okay, I'm sorry... *Moves chair closer*

    Akira: *Hops chair away* Shuffle.

    Shroom: What.

    Zev: *Still bleeding* TI~~~IME for some fan-mail~!

    Shroom: ... *Opens envelope* This is from...Berryz Lover, on Third Venus.

    Zev: Wassit say~? *Head bobs once, but sits upright again*

    Shroom: ...This is one for Akira-san. It asks, "Since you are a teenage idol, I feel many of us are wondering, exactly how much is an idol paid?" Fairly direct.

    Akira: ...!! *Freezes up, eyes wide, mouth stuck in a smile* ...Pay?

    Shroom: ...I can tell this isn't going to be pretty right as we speak.

    Akira: No point in even askin' that. *Rests elbow on desk, side of head in sleeve-covered palm*

    Shroom: Why is that? *Steels himself*

    Akira: Eh~ To tell the truth, it jumps around a lot. And don't even get me started on the agency. You can just tell they're skimming a lot from the top. *Snorts*

    Shroom: *Puts on bulletproof vest* ...Go on...?

    Akira: I've got a fixed salary...And I've been workin' ever since I was three. So, all the money still goes to my parents. They like, give me an allowance. Boy do they skim.

    Shroom: I know it doesn't matter at this point, but I think you're out-of-character -

    Akira: Come to think of it, Mama's been buying a lot of designer purses...! *Corners of mouth tighten* Could she be using money from this show...!? *Jumps up, vein bulging on temple* DON'T SCREW AROUND WITH ME!!

    Shroom: Um, uh, Akira -

    Akira: JUST BECAUSE DADDY ISN'T SENDING ANY MONEY DOESN'T MAKE ME YOUR PIGGYBANK!! *Slaps both hands on desk repeatedly, growling and snarling*

    Shroom: I don't think we should bring that up -

    *BRRRRRING!!*

    Akira: *Back to normal* Awh, so soon~? Well, bye bye~! *Waves both hands, arms pointed towards screen* Both hands will be waiting~! Aha, Akira made a funny~!

    Shroom: Ah well. Guess we might as well get Zev to a medic.

    Zev: *Face down on desk, blood dripping off of the edge before him*

    *Title screen drops down*

    Shroom: God. That is a lot of blood. Good thing Zev's mostly immortal.

    Akira: The blood is red~! Red~ red~ red~

    Shroom: ...Right.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:20 am

    Time for episode four!

    ...

    *Party music blares*

    *Three hosts jump up from behind the table*

    Akira: Oha Zevvy~!

    Shroom: Well, first off, Zev's busy getting something ready. So, we found a suitable stand-in main host...

    Vi: 'Ey. *Eating a bowl of clam chowder*

    Shroom: So, why exactly did you volunteer to be the host?

    Vi: *Already finished with bowl* Well, I just asked Zev what he was doing the past few weekends. He told me, and I just wanted to check it - !! ...Out...

    Akira: *Nuzzling Vi* Fuzzy bunny~ *Cuddles into her long tail*

    Vi: ...Cute. I've heard about your psycho tendencies from Zev. Don't try it with me.

    Akira: What's a psycho? *Hides butcher knife quickly*

    Vi: Go ahead and open a letter, Shroom. Zev should be ready soon.

    Shroom: 'Kay. *Opens an envelope* Oh. This one's for Vi...Signed Rergare Zorvove?

    Vi: ...Heh. I can see where this is going. What's the question?

    Shroom: Hmmm...What was the most unpleasant thing you ever ate?

    Vi: Well, when I was in one army, I had to survive being stranded by catching and eating roasted scorpions...I'm fine with them now, but I was pretty blind to exotic food then, and these were some big, furry scorpions.

    Akira: Ah yeah~ It's so much work to get all of the hair off of them first, eh~? Most people don't know that you have to get the hair off before roasting, because the fire turns the hair into a tough, crispy-cracky coating of unpleasantness!

    Vi: I know. Wish someone had told me that!

    Shroom: ...Akira-san. Why would you ever need to eat a cooked hairy scorpion?

    Zev: *Jumps out wearing tophat and carrying a cane* I think I can explain it all...In song.

    Shroom: ...Sure, why not?

    Zev: I~ once knew an egg by the name of Steve! Laid by a moo-cow I be-lieve~! Wore pants, suspenders, and-a-tie - Only washed his face on the 4th of July!

    *He starts doing a little tapdance in front of everyone*

    Zev: Steve fell asleep in a frying pan - AND WOKE UP NEXT TO SAU~SA~GES!!

    *After that, Zev gets even more into his little performance*

    Zev: Steve~ the Egg! Steve~ the Egg! How'd he wear pants without no legs? Steve~ the Egg! Steve~ the Egg! HE WOKE UP NEXT TO SAU~SA~GES!!

    Shroom: ...Oh, I get it! *Puts on tophat and picks up cane*

    Vi: *Picks up a drum and places it on her belt*

    Akira: *Picks up a tambourine*

    *Everyone goes back to dancing*

    Everyone: Steve~ the Egg! Steve~ the Egg! How'd he wear pants without no legs? Steve~ the Egg! Steve~ the Egg! HE WOKE UP NEXT TO SAU~SA~GES!!

    *Title card drops again*

    *Punching sound*

    Vi: That was fun. Never do that without my permission again.

    Zev: *Whimper* Sowwy...

    Vi: That's okay.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:17 am

    Time for Episode Five~!

    *Smiles~*

    ...

    *Party music blares*

    *The three hosts jump up*

    Zev: The Shining Sword, Zev Raregroove!! *Pose*

    Shroom: The Resounding Fist, Shroom!! *Pose*

    Akira: And the Pure Heart, Akira-chan! *Pose*

    *Explosions of golden (Zev), cobalt-blue (Shroom), and red-pink (Akari) smoke*

    All Together: OHA ZEVVY~~~!!

    *Everyone sits down*

    Shroom: I'll admit, that was fun.

    Zev: I knew I was Power material. Or maybe Super Senshin...Ooh, perhaps Kamen Rider!

    Akira: Yes~! Akari-chan would be the perfect Red for our team~!

    Zev: Oooh~! A female Red! I like that idea!

    Akira: Cheh. That's just 'cuz girls have you whipped.

    Zev: An excellent point. I'm whipped like so much cre -

    Akira: Shut up. *Throws a full ashtray*

    *THUNK*

    Zev: AIEEE!! *Flounders*

    Akira: Do you realize how hard I've worked to build this show up...? Only for you to ruin it with laaame jokes like that...?

    Shroom: Um, Akari-san, you do realize our audience just saw you -

    Akira: You guys have no idea how much I outrank you. I have experience in the business. You think you can challenge that, hm?

    Shroom: Aaah, well, I'm just trying to say that maybe it's better for your image if -

    Akira: You think that you know better than me on this? Ne~~~~~? *Leans over, head turned upside-down by its tilt*

    Shroom: *Crowds himself up against the wall* *Thinking* This little punk is crazy...!!

    Akira: ... *Keeps staring* ... *Turns back to Zev* Zev-san~! Zev-san~!

    Zev: *Trying to wipe off the gray stains on cheek* Y...Yes...? *Whimper*

    Akira: Akira-chan will demonstrate proper jokes~! *Clears throat*

    Zev: Uwoh~ I'm excited~ *Listens attentively*

    Akira: ...What do you call...A cow with no legs?

    Zev: ...What is it?

    Akira: *Cute face* Gwound beef.

    Zev: ...Heheheheh.

    Shroom: *Thinking* I'm truly in danger on this show.

    *BRRRRRING!!*

    Akira: Uwah! Over so soon~? Well, we'll see you all next time~!

    *She waves with both hands, the backs out, doing the 'I Luv U' signs*

    Akira: Bye-bee~!

    Shroom: We hope you tune in again!

    Zev: Bye.

    *Title card drops*

    Akira: ...Ah, Zev-san.

    Zev: Yes, Akira-san?

    Akira: About your photo shoot...

    Zev: Yes, I thought it looked very cute.

    Akira: Cute?

    Zev: I especially liked the one where I was pouting...

    Akira: Hm, another cute one besides me~?

    Zev: ...And with my arms folded, underneath my face, you know?

    Akira: This won't do~ Tsk, tsk, tsk~

    Zev: I also liked the cross-dressing portions.

    Akira: Regardless, some of your photos were deemed questionable.

    Zev: Yeh, I remember there were a few stiffy shots.

    Akira: It was decided you should be made aware.

    Zev: Those were probably taken out.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:18 am

    Bursting straight into Episode Six!

    Once again, 97.8% credit goes to Lucky Channel, maybe more.

    *Slams desk* ACTION

    ...

    *Party music blares*

    *Behind the desk is a cardboard pop-up of Akira*

    Akira: *Is leaning angrily on the desk, wearing a sick-mask*

    Zev: *Pops up* OHA ZEVVY~! We're already on the fifth episode of our show!!

    Akira: ... *Glare* ...

    Zev: Ah, you see, Shroom had to help clean Yuuka's feathers after fighting a really weird Toa of Oil and Sludge, and Akari-san got sick.

    Akira: ... *Glare* ... *Wheeze* ...

    Zev: Hee... *Flails arms around randomly* Um, um, um, so, I've placed a cardboard pop-up right behind us!! If you look carefully, you can see -

    Akira: ...Ggghhh...Hhhggghhh... *Cough* *Cough*

    Zev: AAAAAHHH Akari-san, what is it!? D, do you need some water!?

    Akira: *Glare intensifies as she reaches for Zev's neck* ...Guggghhh. *Falls onto desk*

    Zev: W-w-w-w-well, it looks like Akari-san's already tired! AHAHAHAHA! *More nervous laughter* Uuummm!!

    Akira: ...Zzz...Gugh, gugh...Zzz...Zzzzz...Zzzzz...Gugh...Zzz...

    Zev: We hope to see you again! *Akira-Wave* Bye-bee!!

    *Title card drops down*

    Zev: S-so...Are, are you looking forward to the Sailor Moon tryouts, Akari-san?

    Akira: ...Zzzzzggggghhhhh...Gugh. Ggghhh! Ghhh. Ggghhh, ggghhh. Ggghhhhh...

    Zev: Tune in next time, or I'll turn into Jupiter and scold you!!

    Akira: Fumoffu.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Klak on Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:47 am

    This is quite the funny series, Zev. I especially liked Akira's insanity, and the Toadstool joke.


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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:04 am

    *Party music blares*

    Shroom & Zev: *Drop in from the ceiling and strike a pose* OHA ZEVVY~!

    Akira: *Already sitting with her back to the camera* ...Unbelievable...Incredible...

    Zev: Um...You need to do the title call...

    Akira: ...I'm insulted. This is a complete waste of my talents.

    Zev: Akira! Title call! Title call!

    Akira: ... *Sigh* Oha Zevvy. *Waves arm in a circle languidly*

    Shroom: Um...What's got you...Upset, Akira-chan...?

    Akira: Tell me...How long has it been...Since I got any screentime...?

    Zev: Close to a few months - AAAIIIEEEEE. *Clutches at groin, falling over unconscious*

    Akira: *Retracts her leg* And it was in a one-shot little bit, no less...What am I?

    Shroom: ... *Stares at Zev's prone form lying unconscious on the floor*

    Akira: That's right. An idol. How will anyone know my greatness if I'm stuck here?

    Shroom: If it makes you feel any better, I'm paralyzed and out of the -

    Akira: WHO CARES!? Did I ever ask you about YOUR problems!? Do you realize how RUDE you are!?

    Shroom: ... *Backs away slowly* ... *Puts on the bulletproof vest again* ...

    Akira: You you you you you you you. Even Raregroove's not so self-centered.

    Shroom: I'm terribly sorry. *Has put on a sturdy helmet, as well* What can I do to help...?

    Akira: What can you do!? What can you do!? SQUEAL LIKE A PIG WHILE I KILL YOU!! THAT'D BE GREAT!!

    *She proceeds to whip out a butcher's cleaver and begins wailing on Shroom's helmet*

    Shroom: THE PRODUCERS HAVE MADE A SHAMEFUL MISTAKE IN THEIR FAILURE TO RECOGNIZE AKIRA-SAMA'S BRILLIANT TALENT!!

    Akira: *Tosses the butcher's cleaver away* Thank you desu.

    Wekiga: *Off screen* Watch it, you wingnuts! I'd rather not have to be blind while I'm regenerating my one eye!!

    Akira: *Roars* SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU POMPOUS LIMEY!!

    Zev: *Hauls himself onto the desk* Whoa, Akira-chan. *Wheeze* Not cool. Do you want to give our English fans a conip -

    *He falls over in a dead faint again as Akira pimpslaps him savagely*

    Shroom: *Mutter* This sea is hell.

    Akira: *Back to normal* So~ Akira-chan has a special assignment for all you fans!

    *She holds up a personally-made prop detailing exactly what she's saying*

    Akira: If you all want Akira-chan to show up in more BZPower Battles media, then please leave a message on the Zevvy Channel thread making your opinion known~!

    Shroom: *Keeps his own chair between them* Can she do that...?

    Akira: This is your chance to see Akira-chan's splendid talent in other works! Don't miss out~!

    Shroom: *Still muttering* Yep. She's really getting desperate for attention.

    *While Akira continues ranting, the very top of a head wearing a headset can be seen*

    Stage Hand: *Moves around to whisper in Shroom's ear* ... ... ...

    Shroom: I see. ... Really? ... *Takes a cue card and surrepticiously holds it up*

    Cue Card: Options for Akira's future hairstyle~!

    A. Pigtails
    B. Ponytail
    C. Twin Drill


    Akira: *Is still going on and on about her plot*

    Shroom: Akira-chan. Akira-chan. The show's about to -

    Akira: SHADDAAAAAP!! QUIT BUTTING IN!! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!!

    *The title card drops down once again*

    Akira: I can't take anymore. I'm in pain!

    Shroom: Calm down. Calm down. We're all friends here...

    Akira: Listen to me, producers!! YOU'VE BACKSTABBED AKIRA-SAMA FOR THE LA~~~ST TI~~~~~ME!!

    Shroom: Quit stomping on Zev! He's not the one at fault here!

    Akira: YOU WANT SLAPPED TOO, HO!?

    Shroom: Proceed. Beat 'im up good.

    Akira: I THOUGHT SO!!

    *CRUNCH*
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by helo frens on Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:14 am

    I wanna see Akira in more stuff to be honest~

    Fuuunny stuff~


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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:24 am

    Thanks!

    I might add the next episode onto this post.

    Everyone! Don't forget to post your suggestions for Akira-chan's next hairstyle!

    Pigtails? Ponytail!? Twin Drill!? Totally up to you!!

    We need your support, all you Zevvies out there~!

    Keep up the love for our show!
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:56 am

    *Party music blares*

    Everyone Together: OHA ZEVVY~!

    Akira: Hey, all you Zevvies out there! I'm your captain and navigator on this crazy ship of fools, Akira-chan~!

    Shroom: *Wears a vest with sleeves torn off and a bandana with his usual outfit, dreadlocks tied back in a ponytail* I'm the helmsman - I guess... - Shroom!

    Zev: *Crappy pirate costume* AAARRRRRGGGHHH!! And I be the First Mate, Zev "Big Eater" Raregroove!! If ye dare ta lay a finger on me adorable captain, I'LL SHORTLY BE DANCIN' ON YER ENTRAILS!!

    *An oar is slammed into the back of his head from off-screen*

    Zev: OIII!! Whaddya think ye be doin'!?

    Vi: *Walks on-screen* Well, you were being awfully impolite. I brought friends.

    *Out follow Pitou, Chrome, and Belphegor*

    Zev: Ahoy, me mateys! I be all seized up with joy at seein' yer friendly physiognomies again!!

    Shroom: ...Seriously? "Friendly physiognomies?" *Looks to Vi*

    Vi: The saddest part is, he didn't make that up. It comes from actual pirate literature.

    Zev: ARGH!! This reminds me o' the time when a feller pirate had ta go an' use 'iz own pegleg as cannon munitions!!

    Akira: ...Um... *Corner of mouth twitches* ...Zev-kun...Where is all this pirate fervor coming from...?

    Zev: *Roars* I COME FROM HELL, AND WILL BE TAKING YE THERE PRESENTLY!!

    Shroom: ...Vi? Is that yet more pirate jibber-jabber?

    Vi: Yup. Blackbeard himself. *Looks over at Chrome* ...Oh, dear.

    Chrome: ... *Looks visibly saddened* ... *Snff* ...

    Pitou: Why are you sad, Chrome-chan? *Lightbulb* ...Oh deary dear.

    Chrome: *Tears well up in one eye* ...Just...Just because...I have...An...Eyepatch... *Hic*

    *A figure knocks Pitou away in rushing over to Chrome*

    Lussuria: Oh, sweetheart, I'm sure they didn't intend that~! Come to Onee-chan~!

    *He hugs a trembling Chrome against himself*

    Lussuria: Now, I've happened to have baked some cookies! Let me give you some!

    Chrome: *Quietly follows Lussuria off stage*

    Belphegor: Hey, you jerk!! I'm in the Varia too!! Why didn't you - !?

    Lussuria: *Offscreen* I already fixed you some brownies~!

    Belphegor: Hell yeah. *Follows in turn*

    Akira: ...Well...This episode went...Well enough.

    Zev: *Is ambling around half-offscreen, eyepatches over both eyes*

    Vi: *Fully off screen* Hey, watch where you put your hands - ...!!

    Zev: Hmmm. ... Interesting. ... These are softer than I remember!

    Vi: THAT'S IT!! GET READY, YOU LECHER!!

    *The themesong plays again*

    Akira: *Turns to her happy side* Oh~! Time to say goodbye!

    *She does the signature Akira-Wave*

    Akira: Bye-bee~! *Giggle*

    *Title card drops down*

    *Several crashes and thumps can be heard*

    Zev: IT'S OVER!! IT'S ALL OVER!! *Wail*

    Pitou: Hey! I only got one line~! That's not fair~!

    Akira: Save it for the next episode, Stud Kitty.

    Pitou: Oh~ You know I can't stay mad when you use pet names~

    Shroom: I'm starting to feel sick from you two.

    Akira: Ya know what's ironic? Last episode, you said "This sea is hell," and this episode~

    Shroom: ...No. Hell no. That's the lowest pun I've ever heard from you.

    Pitou: I thought it was the cat's meow~

    Shroom: God. I'm opening a window.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:53 am

    *Party music blares*

    Everyone: Zev~vy~~~ Channel!

    Akira: Hey everyone! We hope you like the intro we tried out! It makes me so happy that we've come so far! Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, that's the Akira-chan way~!

    Shroom: *Snort* So lame - AAAGH

    Akira: *Has knocked him on his back and is straddling his waist* You say something?

    *The distinct sounds of throttling can be heard*

    Zev: Nice. She's not beating up on me for once. I like this change of pace.

    Akira: *Releases Shroom* Aha~! We're just having minor difficulties~!

    Shroom: *Leaps up, waving his arms around* WHY ME!!? I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS~~~!!

    Akira: Ya see, Shroom-kun's so nervous, it's interfering with his performance~ Betcha all our guy-fans just hate when that happens, huh~?

    Zev: That was a very low innuendo. Seemed kinda forced. *Dodges the thrown ashtray* Exeunt!!

    *He throws down a ninja smokebomb and runs away*

    Akira: Oh well~! I'm sure he'll be back before the show's over~!

    Shroom: *Quaking violently, stares pleadingly into the camera* ...Aah...H...Help...

    Akira: *Smiling* ... *Kicks him under the desk* Shut up.

    Shroom: *Whispering* Ursakune Ursakune Ursakune Ursakune Ursakune...

    *A certain bear wanders in behind the desk*

    Ursakune: Hm. So this is how you're spending the weekends, Shroom.

    Shroom: THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!! *Latches onto him*

    Akira: *Siiigh* Great...Now we've gotta deal with his dumb pet bear. Heek. *Flinches*

    Ursakune: *Has laid a massive paw on her shoulder* Dumb, pet bear, you say...?

    *His eyes glow bright and mist flows from his jaws*

    *At that moment, all of the lights go out in the studio*

    *When they come back on, Akira is shaking violently and Ursakune has disappeared*

    Akira: Aah...Aaaaah...I'm...I'm...S, scared... *Shiver*

    *The themesong blares again*

    Shroom: Huh. I guess Zev really didn't come back.

    *Someone who looks exactly like Bang Shishigami runs by in mid-air behind them*

    Zev: SURFACE TENSION!! GWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAH~!!

    *Title card drops*

    Akira: *Sob* *Sob* Akira sorry...Dun let bear hurt me... *Sob* *Hic*

    Shroom: Oh God. Now I feel terrible. *Pause* ...Hug?

    Akira: ...Mm-hmm... *Sobs being to fade*

    Zev: Awwwww. Let me join in.

    Pitou: I'll join in, too.

    Shroom: ...We'll work you in next time.

    Pitou: You had better, asshat.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by helo frens on Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:03 am

    Hehehee~

    Good job with the latest one, I like how you're gradually introducing other characters in a way that makes actual sense.

    So yeah, keep it up I guess~

    Oh yeah, and you portray the characters as awesome as ever, even though they are in an unusual environment/situation.


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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:07 am

    Thank you~

    And everyone, remember to give your suggestions for Akira-chan's next hairstyle~!

    Pigtails, Ponytail, or Twin Drill!

    It's in your hands~!
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Yenot on Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:11 am

    This is Hilarious, not sure which of you are supposed to be Shiraishi, though.
    Good work
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:17 am

    Zev and Shroom toss the Shiraishi Ball back and forth.

    They're both playing his part to an extent, and to an extent, neither are completely playing that part.

    Once I have more votes in on the polls, I'll begin the next episode.

    Hopefully, the next episode will hold up to the quality you guys expect~

    Tee hee~ I hope I keep up the good work~
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:34 pm

    *Awkward silence*

    Zev: ... *Hair is done up in pigtails* ...

    Akira: *Is sitting with legs crossed, glaring off to the side*

    Zev: Ulp. *Thinking* Is she mad at me? She's totally mad at me. B, but I thought it'd be funny...Should I have used the...? Dammit! I knew I should've used the sunflowers! And Shroom's training...Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap...

    *Something abruptly catches his attention from off-screen*

    Zev: *Quietly* Huh? Me? *Points to Akira* Her? *Points to self* Me? Ah, okay. *Turns to Akira* Um, um, Akira-chan, we're on-air...And...

    *Party music blares*

    Zev: FFFFF - Hiya Zevvies~! *Waves arms* Welcome to the latest episode of Zevvy Channel! I'm the butt monkey, Zev, and this is our magnificent host Aki -

    Akira: *Slams hand onto the desk* Rrrgh.

    Zev: Ah...Aaah... *Quivers violently, backing away*

    Akira: How dare you...Introduce yourself...Before me. You are so out of line.

    Zev: Um, um, um, um -

    Akira: *Slams desk again* RRRGH. *Glares at him* You're so conceited, IT MAKES ME SICK!! *Bares teeth*

    Zev: I'M TERRIBLY SORRY (DX)

    Akira: The fans wanted me to be wearing pigtails, you chimp. ME. Well, I'll show you, I'll show you all...I'll show the glory of TWIN DRILL.

    Zev: *Muttering* Twin Drill? Don't underestimate the speed of the Getter.

    Akira: No. 2, eh? Well. Pigtails are out. Totally passé. Twin Drill is in. In, I say!!

    *She cackles evilly, obviously storming up a plot*

    Akira: Yes, yes~! They'll love me even more! I can FEEL the adoration to come!! Everyone loooves me, they looooove me, kekekekeke~

    Zev: ...Ah. Shroom told me what to do. *Moves his chair between himself and Akira*

    *BRRRIIIIING~!*

    Akira: Awh~! We gotta go now, 'kay~? Don't forget to vote for our next guest~! The poll is right in the Off Topic Forum of BZPB~! Make a lotta votes, yeah?

    *She does the signature Akira-Wave*

    Akira: Bye-bee~!

    *Title card drops*

    Akira: ...Heeeeeh.

    Zev: Are you still mad at me? Do you need another back massage?

    Akira: No. I'm just tired. You go ahead and do it.

    Zev: Right. Ahem, right. And then, the reporter sa~~~w - !!

    Akira: Now that's lame.

    ~ ~ ~

    SPECIAL BROADCAST

    We'd like to announce that most of our inspiration comes from Lucky Channel of Lucky Star.

    Juuust in case there were some people who weren't previously aware.

    ...Some jokes come to mind, but they won't be said.

    Many of us already owe Dane Cook a few apologies.

    Let's not be mean to each other, Zevvies!!
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:08 am

    *Party music blares*

    Akira: HEYYA ZEVVIES~!

    *She smiles widely at the camera*

    Akira: We've got a special guest today, everybody! I'll let my awesome assistants introduce her~

    Zev: *Sob* ...You...You've never...Ever called me awesome...

    Shroom: ... *Ahem* Since Zev is overcome by emotions, I'll do the honors.

    Akira: Yay~! Drumroll, please~!

    *They all pause, waiting for a moment*

    Akira: C'mon. Is it too much to ask for an [EFF]ing drumroll?

    *Drumroll starts*

    Shroom: Thank you. All the way from Ikebukuro, a member of the Dollars Gang, she's an avid otaku! She also happens to be a fundoshi! ... *Whispers* What's that?

    Zev: *Whisper* *Whisper* *Whisper*

    Shroom: Blegh. Here she is, it's Erika~ Karisawa~~~!

    *A girl steps into the scene*

    Spoiler:





    Erika: *Wave* Hey everyone~! *Blows a kiss to the camera*

    Shroom: We also have a guest from the regular RPG. Give it up for Nefelpitou, everybody!

    Pitou: *Strolls in* Thanks for having me on~

    Akira: So, Erika-chan~ How did you come to be a guest on our show?

    Erika: Oh, I got a limited edition version of the next Pokemon game! 'Cuz Walker-kun I saved Ken Sugimori from a bunch of kidnappers!

    Akira: Ah~! So, you used your gang connections to defuse the situation~?

    Erika: Nope! We pulled Sugimori-san from their van and lit said van on fire while the thugs were still in it.

    Akira: *Blink* ...I see. I like that kind of justice~

    Shroom: More importantly, why was Sugimori-san kidnapped, and why would there be an option to be a guest on this show in a Pokemon game?

    Zev: AHAHAHAHA!! *Chatters with nervous laughter* I'm, I'm, I'm sure it's a coinci -

    Pitou: Zev, Kokonoe, and I are working on technology that will bring Pokemon out of the games and into our tangent of reality.

    Zev: ... *Grabs Pitou's collar* You! Have! The!! BIGGEST!! MOUTH!! *Shakes him violently*

    Pitou: Well~ Namah was voicing her approval of this mouth pretty loudly last night~

    Zev: Urk. *Stops short* You...You...You... *Literally deflates*

    Pitou: So, Erika-chan~ I was actually appointed to be in charge of your gift~!

    *He passes her a large, rather shady cardboard box*

    Erika: Oh! *Opens it up* Oooh~! I'm glad I was on this show!!

    Shroom: ... *Peeks in* ...Pitou, don't tell me...Please don't tell me...

    Pitou: Yup! I'm a prolific yaoi mangaka~ Mamimi's been doing under-the-table deals with me! Speaking of under-the-table - Mrwww.

    Akira: *Claps a hand over his mouth* Oi. This is my show. I decide what jokes are told here.

    Pitou: ... *Waits until he's released* Very well then. And it's not because we haven't shared time together for so long~?

    Akira: Pffft. You should have gone to a knock-knock joke. I don't need you to relieve my tension, Stud Kitty.

    Pitou: Very well then. *Leans in* Knock-knock.

    Akira: *Sigh* Who's there?

    Pitou: Cleopatra!

    Akira: Cleopatra who?

    Pitou: Cleopatra, Queen of Da Nile!

    Akira: ...Grrr...How dare you turn me into a laughing stock...!!

    Pitou: You're not a laughing stock. Zev's a laughing stock.

    Zev: *Hanging spoons on his nose, ears, and even chin* Lookit me! I'm Spooney-Man!!

    *Themesong plays again*

    Akira: Ah well. It's that time again. Matsu, matsu. *Rolls up sleeve* Matsu, matsu. *Rolls up other sleeve*

    *She stares balefully into the camera*

    Akira: *Monotone* Bye-bee. *Slowly does the Akira-Wave*

    Pitou & Erika: *Akira-Wave* Bye-bee~!

    *Title card drops*

    Erika: Oh, by the way. I brought this.

    Pitou: Oh my. A new yaoi manga?

    *...*

    Pitou: Nyaha~! This is too perfect~!

    Zev: Is that me...And...? Ohhh my.

    Akira: Oh my~! And you're doing it with our good friend~ -

    Shroom: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BWAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    *BOOOOOMMM*

    Akira: Well...So much for blackmail. Didn't expect the Lazer Collection.

    Erika: I have more copies in my stash~ Your reputation is safe.

    Shroom: Good. Good. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

    Zev: My preciousss... ... ...

    Shroom: ...Zev. You won't heighten your psychic powers by focusing on a spoon.

    Zev: Kadabra!

    Pitou: Zevdabra, use Confusion on Shroomish!

    Shroom: Wait, what the -

    *CRASH* *CRASH* *CRASH*

    Pitou: If only I had a PokeBall on me.

    Erika: May I be a return guest~?

    Akira: *Siiigh* Sure thing.

    ~ ~ ~

    Erika Karisawa is property of the creators of Durarara!!

    Akira Kogami is property of the creators of Lucky Star.

    Nefelpitou / Pitou is property of Hoshiro Toshigawa.(?)

    No copyright infringement intended.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Yenot on Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:47 am

    ...
    Well, I can't say I really laughed.
    Don't know if i'm being a sourpuss or what, but it just didn't seem funny to me.
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:53 am

    Ah well.

    Ya can't win 'em all.

    It's not your fault if ya don't like it. I just have to work harder.

    At least I have people who enjoy it.

    Thanks for your review~
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Klak on Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:44 pm

    These chapters were insane and crazy.

    y only complaint is that you try to make it a bit funnier and tone down the heavy innuendos. I was going to ask Akira to calm down, but then I realized that she was funny. Did I mention she's pretty, and is totally not forcing me to say this? She is so awesome! (HELP ME)

    *Is hit on the head*


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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:19 am

    Thankshya, Klak.

    Next Episode, Comin' Right Up~!

    ~ ~ ~

    *Party music blares*

    Everyone: Zev~vy~ Channel~~~!

    Akira: Hiya Zevvies~! *Smiles into her close-up*

    *A wink sends off a little shooting star*

    Akira: I'm your host, Akira-chan~! My easily-replaceable cohosts here are Zev and Shroom~! Da-da-dum! *Gestures to Shroom and Zev*

    Shroom: So...How about we introduce...Our guest...?

    Zev: ...Yeeeaaah...I bet he doesn't want us to introduce him...

    Guest: DADADADADADADADADADADADADA!! *Stares into the camera, violently shaking it*

    *All that can be seen are classic bishonen tough guy features, spikey black hair, and a bright crimson visor*

    Akira: Y...Yes~! Everyone, meet Jonetsu Z., the Burning Anime Manager~!

    Jonetsu Z.: TOO SLOW!! THIS SHOW'S PACE IS WAY~~~ TOO SLOW!! WE NEED MORE ACTION PEOPLE!!

    *Before the camera can get a bead on him, he leaps right into the air*

    Shroom: Where'd he go!? Where'd he go!? *Glances around*

    Zev: *Points upward* There!! There he is!!

    Jonetsu Z.: *Has become a whirling cyclone near the ceiling* DADADADADADADADADA!! *Dives*

    *Planting one foot on the desk and igniting, he can finally be seen*

    Spoiler:



    *Three hoses are needed to put out his fire*

    Akira: Um...You see...This is supposed to be a relaxed, laidback show...Something people can kick back and laugh with...

    Jonetsu Z.: NONSE~~~~~NSE!! *Lights on fire again*

    *Once again, the hoses are used to put him out before he burns down the studio*

    Jonetsu Z.: Alright, kiddies, LISTEN UP!! THE BURNING ANIME MANAGER SHALL NOW IMPART HIS VAST RESERVOIRS OF HARD-EARNED KNOWLE~~~~~~~~~~DGE!!

    *This time, the hoses put him out as soon as he starts to ignite*

    Zev & Shroom: *Take out their notepads and pay close attention*

    Akira: Oh my God. *Epic Adorable Facepalm Maneuvre*

    Jonetsu Z.: Let me tell you now!! It doesn't matter if your script is crap!! It doesn't matter if you're constantly wasting characters by killing them off!! It doesn't matter if you eschew all backgrounds!! WHAT MATTERS IS PASSION!!

    *It takes several seconds for the hoses to put out this blaze*

    Zev & Shroom: Thank you, Aniki...You've truly shown us the way...

    Jonetsu Z.: Not a problem, little bros...Remember to burn out with glory!!

    All Three: *Manly tears all around*

    Akira: *Scowls at the camera* ...This is what I put up with. *Tugs on Zev's sleeve*

    Zev: Heek. *Turns jerkily* Y-y-y-y-yes, Akira-sama~?

    Akira: Go and get me a cream soda. I need something cold.

    Zev: Right!! Circle!! *Holds arms in a ring up in front of himself*

    Akira: Hurry up any time now, Raregroove.

    Zev: Look!! *Pose* THE EAST IS BURNING RED!!

    *He takes a flying leap out of the scene*

    Jonetsu Z.: You boys have such strong spirits!! YOU'RE BURNING UP!!

    Shroom: I FEEL THE FLAMES OF PASSION!!

    *With both of them on fire, it takes even more hoses to put them out*

    *Themesong blares*

    Akira: ... *Monotone* Bye-bee.

    *She does the Akira-Wave*

    *Title card drops*

    Shroom: Akira-chan!! Why aren't you joining in our displays of passion!?

    Akira: Eh...It's not my thing. You guys go right on ahead.

    Shroom: VERY WELL!! WU-TAAAH!!

    *Cue innumerable crashes*
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by helo frens on Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:30 am

    Latest one is a bit more linear, but still funny~

    Just mix up the gags a little and I'm sold. ^^


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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:28 am

    Thanks~

    I'll try to do a good job in the future~

    Yaaay~
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by JS on Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:16 am

    Biggest error: No vulpes.

    Everything else is spot-on. Perfect.
    Especially Akira's performance. She is a god.

    There, I said it. Can you point the gun Away from my head now? What, No!

    *A muffled gunshot can be heard, and the sounds of a limp body slumping on the ground*
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:19 am

    *Silence*

    *The title card creakily falls*

    *For several seconds, all is dark*

    *In the darkness, a certain someone's voice can be heard*

    Akira: Yeeesss...Yes, Zev...No one can love you like I can...Give us a kiss~

    *All of the lights come on with a strained*

    Akira: WOULD IT KILL YOU TO KNOCK, A-H!!? *Expertly kicks what suspiciously looks like a life-sized Zev doll into a trap door and closes it in one move*

    Shroom: ... *Brushes snow out of dreadlocks* ...Wow. You came here so early and you were getting ready in the dark?

    Akira: No. Yes! I mean no. Um. *Kittyface~* Yesh. *Wink*

    Shroom: ...This may come across as rude, and I apologize, I don't mean it to be, but...Have you been in the studio...This whole time?

    Akira: Yes. As a matter of fact, all the production staff stayed here. We separated into two teams, with the director leading the losers, and my team pillaged, raped and killed to assert our dominance. It's actually much more efficient now.

    Shroom: Oh, um. Were...All of you doing the, um...You know? Raping? *Edges for the door*

    Akira: No, not all of us. *Whispers to self* Only one of us.

    Shroom: ... *Looks around* Hmmm...Have you seen Pitou anywhere? He still hasn't gotten a proper cameo.

    Akira: I dunno. Hmmm. One of the cameramen's missing an arm.

    *Strange snuffling, crunching, slurping noises can be heard from off-camera*

    Akira & Shroom: *Jump* PITOU NO

    *Everything is consumed by static for a while*

    Shroom: O-o-okay, *Siiigh* We just need to wait for Zev to get here.

    ???: YOU WILL WAIT FOR WHOM TO GET HERE!!?

    Pitou: *Licks blood off corner of mouth* Oh my. He fixed the P.A. all by himself.

    ???: YOU LISTEN TO ME, NEFELPITOU!! YOU SAY YOU'RE THE STRONGEST, THE FASTEST, THE WILDEST THERE IS, BUT THAT DON'T MEAN A DAMN TO THIS MAN!! YOU MAY HAVE A NICE LITTLE WINNING STREAK GOING ON HERE, BUT DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT'LL LAST AGAINST A FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!!? I'VE GONE UP AGAINST THE SCARIEST, THE CRAZIEST, THE BADDEST BADASSES ON THE BLOCK, AND LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' BROTHER!! THE ONLY THING ZEV RAREGROOVE SELLS,

    IS MERCHANDISE!!


    *Abruptly, the entire buolding shakes and dust goes flying as a hard rock theme plays*

    Zev: *Dashes in and knocks Pitou through the back wall with a Big Boot*

    Akira: Oh, great. Zev, have you been at the Scinter's Mark again? We told you about that. Eep.

    *She barely dodges a chair thrown at her*

    Zev: WHO WANTS TO GIVE IT A TRY!!?

    [S] Give It A Try.

    Shroom: Someone tell Moss to cook up some dinner.

    *He ties his dreadlocks back into a ponytail and stares Zev down*

    Shroom: Because I'm hungry. *Leaps*

    *He proceeds to take Doom Zev down with a flying piledriver*

    Special Interruption: We would like to show you the entire fight, but the sheer force of that last impact fried all of our cameras temporarily. We shall now show you where the footage picked up.

    *The studio is in complete shambles*

    Zev: *Several teeth missing, eye marred with a shiner* Seriously, brother, I'm proud to lose to a real man like you.

    Shroom: *Shakes hands, left arm oddly twisted and limp* Thanks, man. It was close, there.

    *A bro-hug is imminent, when*

    *DOOM*

    *All of the lights go out*

    Oh Sh!t.

    *The lights come back to show none other than Faust the Vortixx standing in the whole Pitou's flight made*

    Zev: ... *Gives a high-pitched wail and tries to flee* ...!!

    Faust: *Eyes roll back in head as he sneers and draws his thumb across his throat*

    Shroom: *Tries to rush him, but takes a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER to the face*

    *Knocked out cold, he can do nothing as Faust walks towards Zev*

    Zev: *Shrieks, unable to open the door off-camera as Faust follows*

    *With a sickening thud, all goes silent*

    Faust: *Walks back onto the screen, helping Akira up from beneath some rubble*

    Akira: Oooh wooowww...You're so...So...Sooo...!!

    Faust: *Holds her hand gently*

    Akira: ...Monstrous. *Blushes like a schoolgirl*

    *They leave the studio hand-in-hand*

    *For a while, all is silent in the studio*

    Pitou: *Pops up* WHAT A F##KING COP-OUT

    *He faints again*
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    Re: Zevvy Channel

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:26 pm

    *Themesong blares*

    Zev & Shroom: ZEVVY~ CHANNEL~!

    *Hastily taped-back together, the title card falls away*

    Zev: *In a neckbrace* Hey everyone! We've got a special guest today!

    Shroom: *In a wheelchair* Akira's out on a date with Faust, so we have to try and manage without her.

    Zev: We would like to introduce to you the Chairman of the Bebop II's Bureau of Research and Development, Kokonoe~!

    *All that can be heard is a quiet sucking, slurping noise*

    Zev: ...Um...Kokonoe? Neither of us can turn to look around, where are you?

    Kokonoe: *Srrp* *Sll* Hold on. *Srrp-Srrp-Srrp-Srrp-Srrp* Mmmmm...

    Shroom: ... *Face grows hot* ...Um...Kokonoe...?

    Kokonoe: Mmmmmhmhmhm. *Srrp-Srrp-Srrp-Srrp-Srrp-Srrp-Srrp-Srrp-Srrp*

    *CRUNCH*

    Zev & Shroom: ... *Go pale as sheets* ...

    Kokonoe: *Walks out, tossing a small white stick so it bounces off of Zev's forehead* Sorry. I can never get to the center of a Tootsie Pop without doing that.

    *Hopping up on the table and kicking her sandal-pumps off, she yawns loudly and reclines against the conjoined wall*

    Kokonoe: Alright. Let's get this b!tch underway. Any questions, morons?

    Shroom: Um...Uh...C...C...Can't think of any... *Shivers quietly, traumatized*

    Kokonoe: Man. Akira's got you two whipped so hard. *Hops off the desk and strolls around Zev's back*

    Zev: Whipped like so much cr - *Thud* *KREK* *Whimper* ...

    *Head tilted awkwardly, he blinks back hot, stinging tears*

    Kokonoe: Hold still, I wanna test something. *Whips a cyringe out of sleeve*

    Shroom: Chairman of R&D Kokonoe, that is grossly abusing your authority!

    Kokonoe: Shut it or I'll grossly abuse my foot up your @ss. *Pricks the back of Zev's neck*

    *All is silent as Zev's eyes roll back in his head and he froths at the mouth*

    *With a caucophanous din and a cloud of sulphurous black smoke, his entire form erupts with crackling energy*

    *Before anyone can get a look at him, he leaps away and scampers into the studio*

    Kokonoe: Huh. Interns, put the freak on his leash. *Clap-Clap*

    Mamimi, Dorothy & Chrome: Yessir. *Put on plastic hardhats and run after him*

    Shroom: ...If Zev doesn't hold back, you'll have to clean those three off of the walls. You do realize that, right?

    Kokonoe: *Has whipped out a plastic box* Nah. *Mrnch, Snrff* They'll be fine.

    *She continues shovelling unwrapped Ferrero Rocher chocolates into her mouth*

    Shroom: ...May I have one? *Finds one hurled into his mouth* Mrrphll.

    Kokonoe: There's one. *Keeps chowing down*

    Shroom: *Raises un-casted hand and does the Akira-Wave* Bye-bee.

    *The title card drops*

    Kokonoe: So. Want me to heal you, free of charge?

    Shroom: No thank you ma'am.

    Kokonoe: *Giggle* C'mon~ Let the Nursey treat you nice~

    Shroom: ...I need an adult.

    Kokonoe: I am an adult. *Giggle* *Giggle*

    Shroom: ...Akiraaa? Pitooouuu? Moss, Draak'ha, Ursakune!!?

    Kokonoe: *Purrrrr* Time for your check up~

    Shroom: I'd settle for Faust to put me back in the hospital right now!!

    *Squeaky wheels can be heard trying to escape*

    Kokonoe: GET BACK HERE YOU!!

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