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    The tragedy of Matizag

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    The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by helo frens on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:11 am

    It was a regular day at whatever school KoN goes to, the many chavvy children can be seen running around in the cafeteria area. But amongst them, two heroes discuss with quiet excitement...

    "So, you made an account, right?" whispered KoN, a hand to his mouth.
    "Yeah, I plan on posting on it soon, but I keep on getting these weird PMs."
    "From who?"
    Matizag puts hand to his forehead, rubbing his eyes. "Let's not worry about that, friend. You need to learn polish."
    They both continue whispering to each other, sometimes glancing to the side to see if someone is listening.
    "You sure this will annoy Blackout?" Asked Matizag, scratching his head and looking worried.
    "Positive" KoN replied, sipping on the coffee stolen from Death to Pikachu. "You want a muffin? I made them in food tech...!"
    "Muffins!?" Matizag looks down at the plastic box in KoN's hand and opens it, not bothering to ask if he can have one - he chomps on it greedily.

    Thump.

    The next thing anyone in the room knew, Matizag was on the floor writhing and choking "Matizag, what's wrong!?" KoN shouted as he kneeled down to his polish friend, calling for anyone who can help.

    ...

    A day later, Matizag was put on a life support system. And has never posted since he made his account.

    Will he post ever?

    We shall see...




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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Klak on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:56 am

    Oh my gosh...He's really on a life support system? My prayers go out to the poor guy.


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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Heat on Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:22 am

    Scorpio Da Klak wrote:Oh my gosh...He's really on a life support system? My prayers go out to the poor guy.

    I really can't put it better than this.


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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Adrastos on Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:14 am

    Life support, I've heard of the many stupid things you do in food tech KoN... but poisoning. This has gone too far!
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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Kon on Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:28 am

    *Has a laughing fit at Adrastos's post*

    Surprisingly, Shroom, most of the details in this are actually correct. (Apart from stealing DtP's coffee, the coffee there is terrible)

    And I didn't know he was allergic to pineapple, did I?


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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:50 am

    That is tragic. I hope he is doing well
    Best Wishes to him.
    Also, Just as a side note...
    I made Pineapple Muffins in food tech myself(Here it's called Home Economics, abbreviated Home Ec)
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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:44 pm

    arsenicCatnip wrote:I made Pineapple Muffins in food tech myself(Here it's called Home Economics, abbreviated Home Ec)

    I'm told it's called that in Ireland too.


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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Guest on Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:09 am

    Pineapples Nearly kill people? I have a severe peanut allergy, and all I do is sick up loads.
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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Adrastos on Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:12 am

    Thankyou Nerd Command Central, that just put a nasty picture in my head.

    What suprises me is that he seems to have not known that he has a pineapple allergy.
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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by helo frens on Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:29 am

    You never know unless you try.

    I learned the hard way with milk... I looked white when I was around 3 because I drank so much milk, and we didn't know I had an allergy. (I am brown, just so you know I am making sense)


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    Re: The tragedy of Matizag

    Post by Guest on Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:30 am

    The milk leaked to your face. Lol.

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