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    Re: Beyond Insanity

    Post by Klak on Sun Aug 02, 2015 6:11 pm

    <PAIN Base>

    *Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans are both knocked back by the explosion, but Renner looks up at the Pain Society and grins*

    Jeremy Renner: "Problem solved."

    *Evans laughs again.. They both fall unconscious*

    *Soldier and FAAAK-Cupcake laugh and clap*

    Sing the Pain Sal: "Now that's my tempo."

    *Sal and Barry sense Boogston, and know that more pain will be brought to this world of memes*

    Bring The Pain Barry: "All is well! Our plans will move forward!"

    *Cue evil laugh*

    ---

    <FOKTown>

    *CIA looks up at the Dark Mounted Crab, astonished*

    CIA: "You're a big crab."

    *The Mysterious Man appears, his search for the Corpirate having failed. He looks at Hildibrand, CIA, and the Dark Mounted Crab*

    ???: "Um, excuse me gentlemen, I'm sorry to interrupt. But I'm going to JOIN you right now!"

    ---

    <Moon>

    *Moon Man attempts to contact Ben Garrison for help, but accidentally reveals his presence to a mythological wrestler most believe doesn't exist. Would he help Moon Man stop BOLTETHEUS, or would he fight for the Chargers' greatest fan? And where were the YONBOTS, the mighty slayers of anime, at this time?*

    ---

    <In a Secret Base that is Totally Not in the Back of an Aftermarket Electronics Store>

    *Big Man Tyrone appears wearing his suit. The Kind Old Man, otherwise known as Hide The Pain Harold, is in an aisle of the store, silently holding in the pain. Another, shorter person walks up to him while holding a bag. He seems to be observing him in disgust.*

    *Meanwhile, Tyrone looks at the Farouk's corpse and shakes his head*

    Tyrone: "That summon was truly awful."


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    Re: Beyond Insanity

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:02 am

    < PAIN Base >

    Outside the base, the soft flapping of a fat man in a trenchcoat rolling cross the ground could be heard faintly approaching. When he stopped safely distant from the base, he gave a tip of the fedora, and chortled so his three-and-a-half hairy chins wobbled. "M'lady," he greeted the base, before tipping the fedora off his head to retrieve the requisite items from it.

    After he had extracted a bottle of McDonald's sweet tea, a slice of watermelon, and a knick-knack lighter shaped like an Inkling, he made ready the ritual. "Arise, Squidlord. Squidlord Arise," he burbled, anointing the slice of watermelon in the sweet tea. "Arise, Squidlord. Squidlord Arise!" He lit the lighter underneath the dripping watermelon, causing it to bubble forth with a sort of teal colored foam. "Squidlord Derpolollus has arisen! He will eliminate you mainstream bitches!" Fedora back on his greasy head, the mysterious hipster flopped onto the ground and rolled away, his job done.

    Squidlord Derpolollus had an approximation of Rage Guy's face on his sausage-shaped blue head, two meaty arms which were far greater in magnitude than those of even AHNOLD, and a ring of eight tentacles around his waist which looked like an approximation of styrofoam pool toys. With a mighty bellow of "FFFUUUUUU - " Squidlord Derpolollus summoned two watermelons to either hand, before throwing them at PAIN Base with smoky red explosions of watermelony goodness.
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    Re: Beyond Insanity

    Post by Kon on Sun Aug 09, 2015 1:25 am

    <into the sun>

    TMV the powarful spirit of lite the moon guy on fire and he died. He then went back to watching his favourite tv show, Masters of Sex

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    <memedor>

    BANE?!'s jeep pulled into memedor, the entrance of which looked suspiciously similar to the goldington road entrance of Bedford town centre on a friday night. Some orcish women stumbled drunkenly out of a local nightclub. Upon seeing the alcohol get waved around, Pinker's real mind forced a thought over the parasite. He remembered that excessive consumption of alcohol diminished the control that Richard Dawkins had over him. But did he really want that? After all, the parasite had given him so much... treasures, confidence, and all the ass he could have ever asked for.

    Dawkins suppressed Pinker's thoughts immediately, replacing the desire for alcohol with a stronger desire for ass. Pinker's head shook violently, and he grabbed Bane's abs through his jacket. He spoke more erratically than usual. "Big guy..." he croaked.

    Before Bane could reply, a burning car fell from the sky and crashed into the road in front of them.  What looked like a badly burned Vin Diesel climbed out of the wreckage and crawled towards them. Bane immediately noticed that something was wrong with the action-movie star. Most of his flesh had been burned off to reveal bones of metal underneath. Diesel tore the flesh covering his chest off with a metal hand, revealing a miniature diesel engine working inside.

    "Who would have thought it?" Barsad spoke softly.

    Bane got out the car and approached Diesel. "Do you feel in charge?"

    "Fuck" the T-1000 muttered. When Bane tried to step past him, Diesel blocked his path. It seemed that Diesel was one of, if not the, guardian of the entrance to Memedor after all. (wtf am I typing?)

    Pinker realized this, so he decided to cause a distraction to help them get through. He got out the jeep and went over to the nightclub. He grabbed the ass of one of the orcs, and then another, and then another, intending to cause a mass panic. Unfortunately they were all so desperate for attention they all tried to get him to do it again by exposing their disgusting haemorrhoid-ridden, wrinkled (you get the idea)

    "Nah fuck that, even I have standards" Pinker hissed, and instead grabbed their drinks to pour them over the ground. As one, the orcs gave a deafening shriek and lunged at Pinker. Pinker grinned, knowing that, despite having this crowd of angry women attacking him, he had already won.

    Noticing the commotion, Vin Diesel looked over at the nightclub. Bane lifted his mask up and breathed fire over Vin, but it did nothing. Instead, the action-hero grabbed Bane's mask and pulled it off his head. The big guy shrivelled up into a skeleton and died. Diesel put Bane's mask over his own face and instantly grew in size.

    "I'm the big guy now." Diesel said, but was suddenly rammed by Barsad's jeep. The door opened a door for Pinker and Barsad shouted at him to get inside.

    Hearing this amid the screams of the orc-women, Pinker allowed his parasite to take over completely and use his body to its true potential. He spun around in a whirlwind, throwing the orcs off him and back into the nightclub. When he was done, he dispatched those who were left who ran at him with a variety of punches, kicks, and scientific terminology that left them dazed and confused. Pinker backed away and jumped into Barsad's jeep, who floored the pedal and drove over the stunned Vin Diesel again. As the jeep sped further into Memedor, they found themselves on the same road as another car, this one driven by Takumi and his allies.


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    Re: Beyond Insanity

    Post by Klak on Sun Aug 16, 2015 6:18 pm

    <PAIN Base>

    Bring The Pain Barry: "Huh?!"

    *He and the other members of the PAIN Society run outside*

    FAAAAK-Cupcake: "FAAAAAKING watermelon!! OOOOOH NOOOOOO!"

    Soldier: "Are you trying for a Section 8??!!"

    *Painis Cupcake drags himself up to Squidlord Derpolollus*

    Painis Cupcake: "I am Painis Cupcake! I will eat you!"

    *He opens his mouth and jumps to Squidlord*

    ---

    <Moon>

    *A wrestler bursts into reality, AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!! He looks down at Moon Man and scowls. He has no idea who the Lunar Fellow is, or what his motivations are, but he is willing to respect the fact that someone summoned him. He had flexed his way out of the WWE special and into space just for this.*

    John Cena: "What is it?"

    Moonman describes his plan

    *The villainous Moonman was lying, trying to hide his true intentions of ending most memes and only keeping the ones he liked (along with anime)*

    John Cena: "Say no more fam."

    *Cena leaps several moon miles and lands in front of BOLTETHEUS. He crosses his arms and shakes his head, then charges at Boltman*

    OOS: Waiting on DRJ for the rest.


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    Re: Beyond Insanity

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:47 am

    < Battle of PAIN base >

    Squidlord Derpollolus instead responded by reeling back his strong, muscular, manly arms, and wiggling his rubbery tentacles. As he responded to Painis Cupcake, he exclaimed, "10,000 WET NOODLE PUNCH!!" His resulting punch rocked the landscape, as Painis Cupcake took the force of 10,000 slaps with a wet noodle to the face, in addition to one punch by a very beefy squidlord. Painis Cupcake bounced off the ground and landed at Bring the Pain Barry's feet, his face indented with the shape of Squidlord's gorgeous fist.

    "YOU NOOBS NEED TO GET ON MY LEVEL," he burbled, tossing more explosive watermelons at the PAIN base. "EFFING CASUALS!! DON'T INSULT MY MLG SKILLZ!" He proceeded to blow a very large bubble from his gross RAGE meme face, so it floated lazily overhead. When the bubble burst, it unleashed a strength-sapping wave of very stinky water onto the stalwart defenders of PAIN base. Hope seems lost, as the PAIN base is about to be assaulted by a gigantic exploding watermelon!

    Then, however, this theme song begins to play, and a sudden shuriken knocks the watermelon off course so a big mountain gets destroyed. A very stereotypical ninja with a wide metal hat throws out his kusari-gama, binding a shocked Derpolollus's arms to his sides. "WHAT THE FUUUU - " This time, he is cut off by a roundhouse kick to the face. What appears to be a very bland rip-off of Ken and/or Ryu from Street Fighter is the one doing the kicking, and he proceeds to unleash a chain punch which sends Squidlord Derpolollus wiggling away in pain.

    "LET US FIGHT FOR OUR FRIENDS," Haru exclaims, "AND KICK ASS FOR JUSTICE! WE WANT A WORLD MADE OF LOVE!" He punctuated himself with a flying bicycle kick to Derpolollus's face, sending him reeling. "AND!" He delivered another roundhouse kick, causing the approximate ribs-place of the Squidlord to squish painfully. "PEACE! AND!" Two punches to the pecs made Derpolollus roar, his body fading into a hazy blue light. "NOBLE VIRTUES!" He karate-chopped Derpolollus's face, making him fall down with a few bloody teeth knocked out. "AS WELL AS WHERE A MAN CAN SPEAK HIS MIND AND NOT BE PUNISHED FOR A DESIRE TO SEE JUSTICE BE SERVED!" Derpollolus was very disoriented and wondered what was taking Haru so long, but now that the Street Fighter reject was finished expositing his motivations, he delivered a drop kick which caused Squidlord Derpolollus to shatter with a really cheap CGI effect.

    He suddenly turned around and, without having been asked, proclaimed: "DO NOT WORRY! I AM ALRIGHT!" Without anyone making any moves to celebrate, since Cupcake was still suffering from the huge punch to his face, Haru went on to say, "DO NOT CELEBRATE YET! DERPOLOLLUS CAN STILL COME BACK! HE IS PART OF SOMETHING LARGER - SOMETHING VERY EVIL!" If he had shut up at any point then Bring the Pain Barry could have explained about Boogston, but instead Haru continued monologuing. "I MUST GROW STRONGER, TO FACE THIS MYSTERIOUS THREAT! FAREWELL!" A female character who looked like she had potential showed up to open her mouth, but instead was cut off by the very stereotypical ninja throwing down a smoke bomb so the three could disappear.

    Watchdoge Man was handily present to state, "Wow what a bunch of douchebags." He promptly resumed eating a steak he'd stolen from PAIN base, which had been preoccupying him from helping to save anyone from Squidlord Derpolollus.
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    Re: Beyond Insanity

    Post by Klak on Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:54 am

    <PAIN Base>

    Barry: "oh."

    The PAIN Society leaves.

    ---

    <Moon>

    BOLTETHEUS slaps away John Cena, proving that he is an equal match to the wrestler. Suddenly, Cena gets a call from none other than Jesse Ventura.

    Jesse Ventura: "Are you crazy? That Boltguy is doing the right thing! Moonman is tricking you! It's all a conspiracy!"

    John Cena: "psshh, nah. I ain't gonna fall for that, Bod."

    Jesse Ventura shakes his head and turns to a mysterious entity next to him.

    JV: "He's gonna need you to persuade him."

    The entity nods, and disappears. Before John Cena can RKO BOLTETHEUS, he hears a humming noise and a booming voice saying "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUILLLLLLD THEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL"

    A cascading energy knocks him, BOLTETHEUS, and several moonguys to the Moon™ ground.

    Moonguy: "Donarudo....Trump..."



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