< Battle of PAIN base >
Squidlord Derpollolus instead responded by reeling back his strong, muscular, manly arms, and wiggling his rubbery tentacles. As he responded to Painis Cupcake, he exclaimed, "10,000 WET NOODLE PUNCH!!" His resulting punch rocked the landscape, as Painis Cupcake took the force of 10,000 slaps with a wet noodle to the face, in addition to one punch by a very beefy squidlord. Painis Cupcake bounced off the ground and landed at Bring the Pain Barry's feet, his face indented with the shape of Squidlord's gorgeous fist.
"YOU NOOBS NEED TO GET ON MY LEVEL," he burbled, tossing more explosive watermelons at the PAIN base. "EFFING CASUALS!! DON'T INSULT MY MLG SKILLZ!" He proceeded to blow a very large bubble from his gross RAGE meme face, so it floated lazily overhead. When the bubble burst, it unleashed a strength-sapping wave of very stinky water onto the stalwart defenders of PAIN base. Hope seems lost, as the PAIN base is about to be assaulted by a gigantic exploding watermelon!
Then, however, this theme song begins to play, and a sudden shuriken knocks the watermelon off course so a big mountain gets destroyed. A very stereotypical ninja with a wide metal hat throws out his kusari-gama, binding a shocked Derpolollus's arms to his sides. "WHAT THE FUUUU - " This time, he is cut off by a roundhouse kick to the face. What appears to be a very bland rip-off of Ken and/or Ryu from Street Fighter is the one doing the kicking, and he proceeds to unleash a chain punch which sends Squidlord Derpolollus wiggling away in pain.
"LET US FIGHT FOR OUR FRIENDS," Haru exclaims, "AND KICK ASS FOR JUSTICE! WE WANT A WORLD MADE OF LOVE!" He punctuated himself with a flying bicycle kick to Derpolollus's face, sending him reeling. "AND!" He delivered another roundhouse kick, causing the approximate ribs-place of the Squidlord to squish painfully. "PEACE! AND!" Two punches to the pecs made Derpolollus roar, his body fading into a hazy blue light. "NOBLE VIRTUES!" He karate-chopped Derpolollus's face, making him fall down with a few bloody teeth knocked out. "AS WELL AS WHERE A MAN CAN SPEAK HIS MIND AND NOT BE PUNISHED FOR A DESIRE TO SEE JUSTICE BE SERVED!" Derpollolus was very disoriented and wondered what was taking Haru so long, but now that the Street Fighter reject was finished expositing his motivations, he delivered a drop kick which caused Squidlord Derpolollus to shatter with a really cheap CGI effect.
He suddenly turned around and, without having been asked, proclaimed: "DO NOT WORRY! I AM ALRIGHT!" Without anyone making any moves to celebrate, since Cupcake was still suffering from the huge punch to his face, Haru went on to say, "DO NOT CELEBRATE YET! DERPOLOLLUS CAN STILL COME BACK! HE IS PART OF SOMETHING LARGER - SOMETHING VERY EVIL!" If he had shut up at any point then Bring the Pain Barry could have explained about Boogston, but instead Haru continued monologuing. "I MUST GROW STRONGER, TO FACE THIS MYSTERIOUS THREAT! FAREWELL!" A female character who looked like she had potential showed up to open her mouth, but instead was cut off by the very stereotypical ninja throwing down a smoke bomb so the three could disappear.
Watchdoge Man was handily present to state, "Wow what a bunch of douchebags." He promptly resumed eating a steak he'd stolen from PAIN base, which had been preoccupying him from helping to save anyone from Squidlord Derpolollus.