The rebels being led by Sinjon had finally made it all to the remains of the bottom floor of the palace. The group was equipped with ragged junk weapons, such as old discarded rifles and thrown-together, shambled, explosive and electric weapons. Sinjon then divided the group into teams. "Wols, go through the food chamber and steal any food you can get. Wugg Wug, Hoh Huhh, Wolol Hohlo, Fig Newton, Memme Mem, you need to move into the armory and secure it. Konn Kon, Will Willson, and Dengdengdeng-deng Deng-dengdeng, you need to relay with Doug. He's presumably killed Gaon or about to. Richard Ross, Ricardo Ross, Akot Deng Kon, move towards the entrances and shut them down. Kek Kug, you're with me. You're the only Kug left loyal to us and related to Gaon. You'll be needed to confirm your inheritance to the throne and then disregard it to allow voting. Now, everyone move out! Whoa Willson is leading the ground rebels in the city, so no need to worry about that."
The teams then moved out. Sinjon then pulled out a case from under his robes to Kek Kug. He opened it up to reveal a double-barreled shotgun. This was no ordinary one: It was the Kug's family weapon. It was able to shoot two heated pieces of rebar to kill most beings. "It's all yours, my friend." Kek nodded and loaded the shotgun with the 3 feet pieces of rebar. The two then moved out.
The Wol Squad moved in on the food chamber. There was two big J'oh'J Bugs guarding it. Woll motioned for them to split on two sides of the corridor. He got out his shotgun and went DENG DENG on the two insectoids. Wong tossed a Molotov Cocktail infront of them, burning one of the J'oh'J.
"OH SHIIIIEEEETTTTT!!!!" he shouted. Wot charged up his electric ball rifle, with the end expanding open to enlarge the conduit to channel the electricity. As the enflamed guard fell to his knees to put out the fire, Wot shot the electric ball at the other guard, who was in shock of his flaming brethern. The electric energy ball went inside his body, then exploded. The electricity incinerated most of the body, but some gore flung around.
The team moved in on the door, which was left wide open as the dumb brutes never expected to be defeated. They got a hovercart and began loading the food on, with Woll and Wololowei guarding the entrance.
Meanwhile, Sinjon and Kek had been running to the palace room. A surprising lack of guards through the corridors, the two moved through ease in the building of chaos, after the explosion. They burst open the door to the palace room, guns ready, only to see Gaon on the floor, dead already, foam frothing at his mouth. Kek Kug went up to his grandfather.
"U fat ugle bitch...dont mess with me and my. Nigers. We will beat the shit out of u."
"Huh? Fuck u, Kek."
Sinjon had his rifle out and was scanning the room for any guards. He then locked the door behind him, turning on the shielding also. One of the few places on Rhadan with sufficient technology for this, he had to make use of this. Even the J'oh'J could not get through this.
"go fuk urself ur daddy so fatass, ur mom is ugly."
"Those are your great grandparents, you mudderkugger."
"give me the throne or i will beat the shit out of u. im not playing wif u u son of a bitch."
"skinny ass bones shut the fuck up i fucking hate you and all my other grandchildren."
"say anything that offends anybody else that is a bad insult and i will kill u"
"fuck no and fuck u." Gaon grabbed Kek by the throat with his fat fuckin arm, but Kek had been holding the Kug Rebar Shotgun in his arm. He then pointed it towards Gaon's face as he was choking Kek.
"u fat ugle bitch....give me the throne or i will deng deng u to hell..."
"....fuq u u bich"
Kek then blew out the brains of Gaon with two heated rebar, right through his head. Kek fell to the ground to catch his breath, landing on his knees and dropping the shotgun.
"Totally gruesome dude!" Dakk Dak appeared from behind the bed.
"Dakk, what the FOK are you doing here?"
"Well Sinjon, you didn't give me an order, so I just followed you guys, but then I got lost and ended up here, which I knew where you were going so I just hid under this bed until you came."
"Don't Ever Do That Again, Dakk."
Zrintch sent an order to one of his scout ships to go to Dekan. They said they would call it in when they pick them[The We'd Warriors] up.
[Meme World, Heckler and Heller]
Stardust stood over The Heller. The Heller, who showed no fear, no hecks, as his family taught him, got up from his knockdown. His floating hand pushed into Stardust, and he began his rant: "Now listen here you starry-eyed male stripper fagmaster, I'm not fucking scared of your little gayass powers and having a name to some gay strip club for faggots like you. What kind of gay-ass name is fucking Stardust? Gay as fuck man. You a little bitch, you ain't got no powers, just a flying fairy with a retard face and wrestler body. I don't know why the fuck that little PAN tommy wiseau locked you up, but-" Stardust then picked up The Heller by his body. His deformed, hugely unproportional hands completely grasped The Heller's body. His cold, soulless eyes stared into The Heller's.
"FOR YOUR CRIMES OF CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE YOU GO AND REFUSING ALL AUTHORITY, YOU SHALL NOW BE JUDGED." Stardust then shot a yellow ray of obedience into The Heller. The ray commanded him to no longer swear, insult, or belittle others. It also made him help people when possible. Stardust dropped him on the ground.
"You-you, you!" The Heller was surprised. He was unable to swear. "WHAT DID YOU DO, STARDUST?!"
"YOU CAN NOW ONLY BE NICE TO OTHERS AND HELP OTHERS IN NEED. YOU ARE ALSO NOW TRAPPED ON MEME WORLD FOREVER."
He looked at the Heller. He then shot a secret ray at Heller, making him see all the insults and deaths he's caused over the years, much like Ghost Rider's Penance Stare, only worse, as it physically manifested in your eyesight...forever. The Heller falls over, writhing in pain and having a mental breakdown.
Stardust then struts over to The Heckler. The Heckler looked at him, with the same bored look he always has. He just shrugs. "YOU....WHAT ARE YOU?"
"A man who doesn't give a heck."
"YOU CAN'T BE ANALYZED BY MY RAYS"
"Yes, Stardust. The hecks flow strong into one as egotistical as you."
"SILENCE!" Stardust shot a Ray of Silence into The Heckler. He just shrugs once again, not giving a heck. "Haha Just saying." Stardust shot a Ray of Growth from his stiff arm to the ground under Heckler, making the rocks go up and knock him over. It seemed indirect results of Stardust's Rays still affected him.
The Heckler smirked while he lurked around Stardust, who stood so proud and alien infront of him. This man has no fear, and nigh-omniscient powers due to his, what seemed to be, infinitive Rays. It should be noted all his Rays are the same bright yellow color and shaped like lightning bolts, making it impossible to predict what he would do. He then uses an anti-gravity ray around the area to make them float. The Heckler had to do what he pledge not to: He had to give a heck. Like a pacifist forced to fight, this was no easy experience for The Heckler.
The Heckler made his floating glove hands into fists and then knocked a good one on Stardust. The two exchanged blows, but Stardust's punches did nothing to The Heckler, with Stardust having to use his Rays of Reversing and Suspending to throw objects at The Heckler. Stardust's ability to control the fundamental forces of the universe, yet not defeat The Heckler, truly angered him. Stardust compressed pieces of air into bullets and flung them at killer speeds, yet Heckler shrugged them off as nothing.
"You want to know my secret Stardust?" The Heckler said as he spun around. Stardust used a Ray of Reversing to retract the air bullets and keep sending them back. They still had no effect. The Heckler floated over Stardust, slowly as possibly due to his anti-gravity ray. As he passed by Stardust's face, he looked him in the eye and said: "Because I do not give a heck." Stardust's face sunk in, and a deep, darkened face appeared, with drastically emphasized facial features. As The Heckler landed on the other side, he continued. "I do not give a heck about my life. I do not fear death, I do not fear you, and I do not fear what you do. I do not give a heck about your status, your power, nothing. But what I do give a heck about, is your drastic use of throwing hecks around like nothing, causing more problems than solving. You are nothing but a power-crazed star, rejected from your peers from your own insanity."
Stardust was devastated. He was the made mode. "NO HECKLER, IT IS YOU WHO HAS REJECTED HIMSELF FROM THE HECKS OF LIFE." A large yellow light covered the area, brighter than the artificial happy sun of Meme World. That sun, infact, gasped himself when he saw the brightness. Stardust teleported the whole area him and Heckler were fighting in. Who knows to where, though?
[Meme World, Funeral]
It was 12 hours later. The funeral was already prepared, and the message spread through fast, as this was Meme World. The coffins of Yon, Shrek, The Hand, and See-Man, with no bodies in them. Tommy Wiseau didn't get a funeral, for nobody really likes him as Leader of Meme World and his weird antics involving his cult classic Earth movies and TV shows.
Classic and old memes from around the world came to the funeral, knowing that their dictator was defeated by these fellow Memers. From memes like Lolcats, LeTrole Ruseman, Forever Alone guy and Lelele Man Le, to niche ones like in the and and Indian Kid. Even abstract memes like the concept of language and capitalism came to pay their respects. Today, in an oddity of Meme World, it rained bytes of forgotten data across the landscape. When a byte landed on something, it would disappear and make a low-quality, 8-bit sounded esque noise of a raindrop and data transfer.
The original dongers of Skelly Bones(he had remembered his full name again after Hungry-man reminded him, but was stuck in a wheelchair for now), Jesse Ventura, Saitama, Merasmus, No Image Guy, Ross Mandell, Billy Mays, Soldier of Red TF2, The Shell-Shocked Cat, Randolph Moloch, and Ainsley Harriot stood around the coffins. They remembered the short times of them for two missions and the space travels, but most of them weeped, cried, or seemed depressed. All but one, being Pumkin of course, who, as usual, shows no signs of emotions that are not related to his hunger.
The Shell-Shocked Cat had war flashbacks once again, this time on Teruga Prime when they broke into prison with Yon and killed Vok. A shiver shook in his bones, making him grip the jelly dolphin beater. Jesse Ventura walked up to the stand. "In memory of these 4 brave souls, who came into our lives and left as fast as they did, sacrificed themselves for the better of this world and universe," a tear was shed from his eye, "Now, if anyone has any words for these dead soldiers, come up and speak now." Ross then got up and patted Jesse on the back and hugged him. He then walked up to the podium himself.
"Their time was now," Ross said, "But in our hearts, as Shrek would say, their time is "Never Ogre,"' Ross stepped down and moved along, wiping off his tears with his sleeve. Soldier walked up next.
"They were some of the best Soldiers I've ever fought with, and I would accept the offer all over again just to experience it! They were true Dongers. They rode together. They died together." Soldier then cried uncontrollably, with Merasmus escorting him off the podium.
Billys Mays came up next. "Their special offer was one that no one couldn't resist, but it looks like their shipping and handling wasn't free for this mission after all..." Billy Mays' smile dropped this minute, and he then got off the podium too.
Saitama walked up next, and he wasn't wearing his One-Punch Man costume. "They were real S-Class Heroes. Better than what I normally deal with. And they didn't even get paid like them." He got off the podium as normal as he walked on. Ainsley Harriot walked up after him.
"Aye, the good ol' Yon sure cooked some real spicy battles, and some good spice added to a meaningful meal. If it wasn't for those recipe masters we wouldn't have been ingredients."
The speeches went on from others, but that was the end from the original dongers. Ayy informed them a funeral for Yon would be held on Teruga Prime when the Civil War crisis died down so they wouldn't be so suspicious. As the Byte Rain died down, they took the coffins of the dead Dongers and loaded them onto Bones' ship.
Back on the ship, Skelly Bones wrote the field report to send to Zrintch. They were, however, unable to contact Zrintch. A group of LGAM engineers had been slowly crafting a second ship for the Wang Gang. And idea they had was connecting the two ships during major travel, like Bespin Cloud Cars, but then disconnecting for closer travel. Aye yeah'd that, and so did some other LGAM.
When they're finally able to contact Zrintch again, they'll be able to leave Meme World for their next mission.
In the ocean of Saskana, in the lightless depth, Niflheim had been detecting the waves and problems of Saskana. He had detected the area where a man of metal had been thrown into the sea, along with wreckage. The waves spread quite far. It was clear these were powerful people, but perhaps he'd find some answers to where he was. Nif got onto a giant manta ray, and commanding an army of sea creatures behind him, he accelerated the vector of water around them to that point. He was able to manipulate the water to clear the path from any fatalities, and also make sure the water did not heat up and incinerate anything.
As he made his way to this area, Niflheim was modifying his body. As usual, the eyes of a Mantis Shrimp served best, compared to anything native he found on Saskana. His detection of any water around made it somewhat useless, but being able to analyze non-water things was obviously useful, especially on such a wide spectrum. He coated himself in crustacean armor, then used the color-shifting of an octopus to pattern it how he wanted. In this case, a deep dark blue with glowing blue biolights, and some white and lighter blue splashed around. He also aligned some coral on his armor for traction. He then grew spiked fins on his arms, legs, and back, with various lethal poisons in them if he needed to. He used his connection to Hoh to calculate the body changes, using the sea creatures as computer memory, in a way.
Finally arriving, Nif assumed it best to not start a fight right away. Nif raised the waters under him, with no sea creatures(hiding them in deeper waters). He covered himself in a shield of water and kept a constant reverse of the vectors to reflect anything to be thrown to him, then had the rest of the water be shaped as fin 'wings,' like some kind of manta ray fins mixed with dragon wings. He made sure to have no weapons formed immediately to appear to be peaceful, but could on a moment's notice with the water. Nif then got onto the lower levels of the platform, looking around at the battle. He strutted while walking, like a real NEON ORANGE SKELETON would.
"What the FOK is going on here?"