[GAME] Wish corruption

He can now also fight a different sect of hipsters!

I wish he could fight everyone!

And so I do. I Challenge you to MORTAL KOMBAT

I wish the once in a century tournment was soon

You sleep through the opening ceremony and end up disqualified.

I wish Ynot hadn't been caught sleeping!

I was not asleep to be caught sleeping, and murder my first opponent.

I wish there weren't any legal or moral repercussions from this.

There are no longer any legal or moral repercussions for murder. You are killed by your second opponent.

I wish murder was punishable again.

It is, but the punishment is so silly, no one is threatened by it.

I wish the punishment was severe!

It is, but only a few actually receive it.

I wish all murderers were punished!

They are punished by.....The Knights Who Say Ni.

I wish I knew whether or not this was cruel and unusual punishment!

You do, but then you are punished by The Knights Who Say Ni.

I wish I could expect the Spanish Inquisition!

You do, but you are too busy expecting the Spanish Inquisition to notice that the non-Python, darker and edgier Belgian Inquisition is right behind you.

I wish DRJ could expect the Belgian Inquisition!

He expects the Belgian expedition, but is Blind sided by The Crimson Permanent Assurance.

I wish I could watch this hilarity safely

You can, but then you are captured by Florida Man!

I wish Ynot was rescued!

Ynot is rescued, but is captured by a rabid hodag.

I wish people would get this reference!

They do, but they don't get any other references anymore.

I wish they got other references!

They now get all references, but people stop referring to things

I wish the prophecy would come true

It does, you are now President of Sealand.

I wish I would be named President of Molossia.

You are, the day Sealand becomes a National Super Power and declares war on the Vatican.

I wish President Klak would join me

He does, but Molossia ends up being like Italy did in World War II: utterly, utterly useless and constantly requiring you to pull its butt out of the fire.

I wish Sealand would win in spite of that.

Sealand now controls all of Europe, minus Russia

I wish House MD would get a spin off

It does, but it's all about Dr. House's cane voiced by the cast of Glee.

I wish that show would be put out of its misery.

Heat wrote:He does, but Molossia ends up being like Italy did in World War II: utterly, utterly useless and constantly requiring you to pull its butt out of the fire.

^ I lol'd.

It is, and instead it is replaced by Chase doing Houses job

I wish Chase does the job well.

He does, but he doesn't have House's charm or wit.

I wish Chase would be wittier!

He is, so witty that the other characters can't stand being around him.

I wish Dr. House would make a guest appearance!

He does, unfortunately, due to the circumstances he left at the end of his own show, he is arrested on the spot

I wish he would be freed

He is, but it only happens because Chase pretends to be responsible for his crime.

I wish Stargate Atlantis hadn't ended.

It continues, but is written by fans, and comes off as Fan Fiction

I wish I could materialize anything I could imagine

(House's 'Crime' is faking his death. Not something Chase could take credit for)

(I know, I read the wiki)

You can, but only in 1/100 scale.

I wish Ynot could materialize anything he could imagine in full size.

I accidentally the moon while in Poland

I wish I accidentally the moon while over the Atlantic instead

You still end up destroying the Earth.

I wish Ynot hadn't accidentally the moon at all.

Good job, I accidentally Jupiter instead

I wish I wouldn't accidentally anymore

You now do things on purpose!

I wish I knew why Ynot wanted to on purpose Jupiter.

You now know that I am a megalomaniacal asshole

I wish for more explosions

You are right in the middle of one of them!

I wish Ynot would survive.

I do, but they must rebuild. Smarter, faster, stronger, better.

I wish people were color blind when it came to ethnicity.

They are, but now they are also colour blind when it comes to everything.

I wish people would be colour blind only when it came to ethnicity.

They are, but people find a new reason to hate one another.

I wish there was no hate.

Now, everyone loves each other so much it becomes unbearable.

I wish this effect would be moderated.

We are back to apathy

I wish apathy wasn't the death of all things

It isn't, just the death of the human race.

I wish it wasn't the death of us either.

It is no the death of emotion

I wish Jones was forced to live in Equestria

I conquer Equestria and exile all the ponies to Syria.

I wish they would survive in Syria.

They survive, and thrive, and conquer, and rally the troops to take back Equestria

I wish the ponies would Convert Jones

They do, but DRJ is only a moderate brony.

I wish DRJ would become a full-on brony

He is now full on Brony, and placed in charge of recruiting more Bronies.

I wish Bronies weren't adversely affected by this

Everyone in the world is now a brony.

I wish there was diversity again!

Some Bronies like Slasher Ponies, some don't

I wish I would not be made into cupcakes

You are instead made into muffins.

I wish someone would restore Ynot's humanity.

I am Human again, but KoN is turned into a squirrel

I wish I was Ironman

You are, but I steal the power core.

I wish to be War Machine.

You are now War Machine, but you are excluded from joining the Avengers.

I wish War Machine would become an Avenger.