Hello; my name is Hot Ice Hilda, feared and revered outlaw. You may have heard of me from such debacles as the Breakdown of the Emelka Coference, the First Shot of the Tobba-Tobba Massacre, and the Magenta Incident. I have not necessarily been a good girl all my life, but I have some nicer qualities. I like fuzzy slippers. I enjoy writing. I garden. Well...I don't so much garden, as keep half of my plants barely alive, and hope the others died mercifully.
To keep up with the costs of this damn ship, the Desperado, I normally have to live from bounty to bounty, raid to space pirate raid, hoping that I don't run out of cigarettes or booze and shoot up my crew. I rarely get to or even opt to take vacations. So, when Ctarl-Ctarl Officer Aisha Clanclan offered to bring me along to a big shindig for one of her race's most eminent holidays, I was all-too happy to oblige. "We just have to pick up some guests and chefs," she told me. "We just have to get a little token of offering from Datrio, it'll be a cakewalk to get it," she assured me. After the conga line of crudity, grotesque mischief, and otherworldly encounters, I remembered why I so rarely put any degree of faith in that woman.
I also remembered why I don't opt to take vacations.
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To keep up with the costs of this damn ship, the Desperado, I normally have to live from bounty to bounty, raid to space pirate raid, hoping that I don't run out of cigarettes or booze and shoot up my crew. I rarely get to or even opt to take vacations. So, when Ctarl-Ctarl Officer Aisha Clanclan offered to bring me along to a big shindig for one of her race's most eminent holidays, I was all-too happy to oblige. "We just have to pick up some guests and chefs," she told me. "We just have to get a little token of offering from Datrio, it'll be a cakewalk to get it," she assured me. After the conga line of crudity, grotesque mischief, and otherworldly encounters, I remembered why I so rarely put any degree of faith in that woman.
I also remembered why I don't opt to take vacations.
-End of Prologue-