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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:56 am

    [Battle of Omega]

    *The power comes back online, after which Vultran is able to retrieve Blade, Sreda, Kami, Kaze, and accidentely Xeno*

    Ynot: Blade, I'll scold you later about breaking into the Cabana, get up top NOW, missiles incoming.

    Blade: Fine.

    *He scurries off*

    Ynot: Kami, Kaze, Sreda get to your posts, Xeno to armaments.

    *They mobilize, Ynot turns to Sonia*

    Ynot: Hail the In Amber Clad

    *She pulls up the in Amber Clad*

    Ynot: Thank you for your assistance, we are back up with full shields and crew. We'll duck under their formation and attack from below. Hit them from either above or the their port side, we'll take care of the rest.

    *Com dies*

    Hokagetsu: This is to easy, don't you think?

    Ynot: A bit, yes. That Visitor character spoke of a weapon I've never seen before, so far we've only seen standard artillery.

    Asumaru: And Starscream

    Ynot: And Starscream. So don't relax just yet. Whatever he was talking about is still lurking out there. Vultran, you heard my plan, yes?

    Vultran: No, I busy looking at the crew of that other ship, they look like excellent test subjects...

    Ynot: *Glare*

    Vultran: Fine, yes, i heard, I'll do it now.

    *The Ironclad turns downward and dives beneath the fleet*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:45 am

    <Battle of Omega>

    *the In Amber-Clad's missiles hit and destroy the ZFT fighters*


    *Kakamu and Starscream continue their dogfight, but Kakamu is clearly winning*

    *a proton torpedo hits Starscream's fighter, and half the fighter comes off in the ensuing explosion*

    Onboard Computer: Warning. Severe damage. Reactor meltdown imminent.

    Starscream: No kidding!

    *Starscream ejects just as what's left of the fighter crashes into the Ironclad and explodes in an almighty fireball*

    *he lands on Klak's X-wing*

    Starscream: *looks at Klak* I dunno who you are, but you're in an X-wing, so I kinda have to kill you by default. No offence.

    *he morphs his hand into a buzzsaw, and starts cutting into the X-wing's nose*


    *Aster and Trantoshen are now attacking Zarak's ship directly*

    BlackZarak: Damage report!

    Random Decepticon: Heavy damage to decks 7 and 15! We've lost 9 completely!

    BZ: Keep them from boarding!


    Trantoshen: *into comm* Hey, Aster! What say we take this fight inside?

    Aster: I was just about to suggest that.

    *they blast their way into the hangar bay, then jump out of their fighters and attack the Decepticon guards, Revenge of the Sith-style*

    *Aster shape-shifts herself an arm-blade, and stabs a Decepticon in the chest*

    *Trantoshen, meanwhile, uses his Mask of Confusion on another Decepticon, then burns his armour and finishes him off with his spear*


    -----

    <Omega moon>

    *Von Nebula fires gravity blasts at the Makuta, but SMK runs up to him and twists his wrist, making him drop his staff*

    *he tries to get it back, but SMK kicks him to the ground and grabs the staff*

    *he then grabs the staff, and activates it*

    *Von Nebula is sucked into the black hole*

    *SMK then throws the staff away*

    *the Makuta all walk towards the control room door*

    Blackout: I sense a persistent pest here.....

    *suddenly, a guardian robot runs after the Makuta, but he is suddenly impaled by a spear made of ice*

    *the robot falls to reveal Shattered Mirror Trantoshen*

    SMK: Son! What are you doing here?

    SMT: I thought you might need some help.

    *two more robots run towards them*

    SMT: Oh, and I brought a friend!

    *a portal opens, and a figure comes out*

    *it looks like Advanced Dal, but black, taller, bulkier, and with many tendrils and weapons attached to it*

    SM ADVD: I am the master of termination. *fries the two guardian robots with electricity*

    SMK: I'm not even going to ask, son.


    *Caiaphus and co. manage to destroy many robots, but for every one that is destroyed, two more appear*

    -----

    <Malchior IV>

    *Shadow Blade waves a blank piece of paper at a guard, and he lets him into the generator room*

    SB: I love psychic paper.....

    *he attaches the bomb to the generator, sets a timer and walks out*

    -----

    <Demon's Run, D-Klak v. Newton>

    *Newton falls, but then gets back up, grabs D-Klak by the neck and creates a fireball in his other hand*

    *he prepares to throw it*

    -----

    <Corrantia>

    SMIM: Nyet.avi

    *he catches the incendiary round, then suddenly realizes what it is and throws it back at HK-47*

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    <Orlin's ship>

    *IG-88 falls, then kicks Coro in the chest*

    IG-88: Observation: That was the point.


    *Orlin gets up and repels Black Phantom into Straxus*

    -----

    *Leszek Miller appears and kicks Hugo Chavez off the bike and into Ron Paul*

    *he prepares to take it, but someone suddenly plays a tape, and Miller runs away crying*

    *Waldemar Pawlak appears and teleports away with the bike*

    Pawlak: At last!

    *Donald Tusk reappears, bruised after his fight with Bronislaw Komorowski*

    Tusk: Thanks!

    *he takes the bike from Pawlak and teleports away with it*

    Pawlak: DAMN YOU COALITION AGREEMENT!

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Klak on Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:29 am

    Me: lolwut?!

    *he opens the hatch of the ship, and shoots a blast of light at Starscream*

    ---

    *suddenly, in front of Blackout, a screen and a keyboard appear*

    *the screen reads things in several languages, including English....um...I mean....the language of the RPG, Bara Magnan, and Latin*

    Screen: "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

    *the entrance is locked. The only way you can open it is by solving the riddle and typing the answer*

    ---

    *Caiaphus uses gravity to send the guardian robots flying away*

    Caiaphus: "Quick Billy, you stay with the other crewmen. The rest of you, come with me."

    *Keichi, Treskis, SMT, and two other crew dudes run with Caiaphus and arrive at Blackout's location*

    Caiaphus: "Having trouble with riddles, Blackout?"

    ---

    *Rahn communicates with SB*

    Rahn: "Get up here. The guards will be on alert soon. How much time do we have?"

    ---

    *D-Klak spits on Newton's face*

    DK: "Come at me, bro!"

    ---

    *HK-47 is blasted back*

    *Ultron flies up to SMIM, and fires Nox energy at his groin*

    *he suddenly disappears, then reappears in front of SMIM's face*

    *bony tendrils come out of an aura around him, and begin stabbing SMIM*

    ---

    *Coro uses his technopathy to mess with IG-88's leg system*

    ---

    *Pawlak hears "I agree" behind him*

    *Sonia Gandhi takes the bike, and rides away*

    *Vladimir Putin grabs the bike...AGAIN....and rides away, laughing*

    *Angela Merkel, Sarkozy, and David Cameron have joined forces to get the bike*

    *Putin drives near Boris Johnson*

    Putin: "дерьмо."


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:09 am

    [Ironclad bridge]

    *The ship rocks as Starscream hits*

    Kami: We've been hit!

    Ynot: Damage report.

    Kaze: Minimal, sssector wasss an unusssed hall, it hasss been sssealed.

    Ynot: Good, deploy retrieval claws, Starscream is attacking that X-Wing, if we take him captive, he might be able to tell us what's lurking out in the abyss.

    Vultran: Deploying. Mind if I electrocute him? Might make him easier to handle.

    Ynot: Negative, EMP wave, I want him out of commission before boarding this ship.

    *A long metal claw extends from the Ironclad to Starscream, crackling with Electromagnetic energies*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:15 am

    [ Battle of Omega: ]

    *In Amber-Clad moves over the enemy fleet*

    *Huge spheres of rippling amber light start floating lazily down*

    *One hits an enemy ship, and begins devouring it like an amoeba*

    *It devours most of the thrusters before dissolving*

    *The same happens to many other craft*

    ~ ~ ~

    [ Datrio, Myrrh Island General Store: ]

    Curiel: *Tugs the Pirate Bomber in* Don't break anything.

    Pirate Bomber: *Huff* M'not a toddler, Curiel. Don't treat me like a little kid.

    Curiel: If you'd act like an adult, you'd get treated like an adult. Now's not the time. I'll buy you some of Delilah's soup if you behave, okay?

    Pirate Bomber: *Jumps up to peck him on the cheek* Thank you Curiel! You're alright, y'know!

    Curiel: Thank you. See how easy it can be when we work together?

    *He walks up to the shopkeeper - She has yellow fur and a seemingly noseless face, with ochre patches around her squinted-shut eyes. Her main two ears are feline, while atop her head are two long stalks ended by teardrop-shaped extra ears. Her messy brown hair is tied back in a braided ponytail with a green bow, hanging down to between her shoulder blades, and she wears a modest dress and apron*

    Delilah?: *Carrying a stack of quilts towards a back shelf* Hail, Curiel! It's been too long since I saw you and your crew 'round my shop! What's the occasion?

    Curiel: Hail yourself! Your shop is a sight for sore eyes after the backbiting merchants we've had to deal with. *Counts out some dubloons* Well, I need about five quilts, eight lengths of rope, a barrel of salted pork, and a few vials of water purifier. I think this should cover it.

    *He lays ten silver dubloons on the counter, each with the face of a beautiful woman in profile on them*

    Delilah: Right-o! I'll have Abel carry the barrel for you, and Barty'll carry the rope.

    Curiel: You're a lifesaver, as always, Delilah.

    Delilah: Don't you flatter me, Curiel!

    Curiel: *Chuckle* Apologies. Oh, and here: *Tosses a couple of bronze dubloons onto the table*

    Delilah: Ah. The lass with the bombs being her hungry self today?

    Curiel: Yup. Any soup should do.

    Delilah: On it! *Heads back*

    Curiel: *Waits patiently*

    ---

    [ Delina's House: ]

    *Waiting in the front room, Fisher and Marak chat idly*

    *Soon, Delina bustles back in carrying an ornate brass lantern with a switch on the side*

    Delina: There's magic from a few light motes inside. Turn the switch and it'll glow.

    Marak: *Takes the lantern carefully* Thanks muchly, Delina. I suppose we're off.

    Fisher Tiger: We'll make sure to give ya all the details!

    Delina: You'd better, nishishishi! *Waves farewell*

    *Up into the hills, Fisher and Marak head easily*

    *Once they're outside the cave mouth, they notice a small, glimmering pool fed by a stream from within*

    Fisher: *Takes out a small silver coin, flipping it into the pool* In we go.

    *The two enter without hesitation*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:33 am

    <Battle of Omega, In Amber-Clad>

    *the fleet fires at the In Amber-Clad in an attempt to prevent its own destruction*

    <Battle of Omega, Starscream>

    *Starscream is knocked back by the light blast, but only slightly*

    Starscream: I think you'll find I'm no ordinary Makuta.....

    *he shoots a bolt of light at Klak's controls, destroying them*

    Starscream: That surprised you, didn't it?

    *he sees the Ironclad's claw moving towards him*

    Starscream: Oh COME ON!

    *he suddenly teleports to the Ironclad bridge*

    Starscream: You called?

    *he whacks Ynot across the face with his staff, gaining his Iron powers*

    Starscream: Mmmmm, iron.....

    *he Force Pushes Kaze, then teleports away again*

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    <Battle of Omega, Zarak's ship>

    *Aster and Trantoshen have now taken over the hangar bay*

    Trantoshen: What now? Do we blow up the core?

    Aster: Pffft. That's so unoriginal. Let's go for the bridge.

    Trantoshen: Alright then.

    *Aster grabs a Decepticon's gun, and they both run out of the hangar bay and into the corridor*

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    <Omega moon>

    *Blackout turns around*

    Blackout: Caiaphus. I had a feeling you were here.

    *Starscream appears next to Blackout*

    Barricade: Aren't you supposed to be watching that Zarak guy?

    Starscream: Nah, he can take care of himself.

    Blackout: In any case, the help is appreciated. We were just about to stomp some ants.

    Starscream: If so, allow me, master.....

    *he creates two iron spears, and launches them at Keichi*

    *Blackout shoots a beam of eclipse energy at Caiaphus, while the other Makuta start attacking the remaining Pirates*

    -----

    <Malchior IV>

    *Shadow Blade appears next to Rahn, in the form of a Malchiorian wearing black and purple armour*

    SB: I'd say about..... *looks at watch* 15 minutes. I can cut corners though if necessary, if you know what I mean.

    -----

    <Demon's Run, D-Klak v. Newton>

    *Newton holds the fireball closer to D-Klak's face*

    -----

    <Corrantia>

    *SMIM jumps back, then shoots a missile at Ultron*

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    <Orlin's ship>

    *IG-88 starts involuntarily kicking Coro in the face and crotch*

    IG-88: Mocking Statement: I am guessing that this is not what you intended!


    *Straxus gets up and swings his pickaxe at Orlin, but he easily dodges*

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    *Boris Johnson kicks Putin off his bike*

    BoJo: This will stop NOW.

    *he takes the bike and rides off while the world leaders chase him*

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:57 am

    [Battle of Omega]

    Kami: KAZE! Are you ssstable?

    Kaze: I am fine, Ordersss?

    Ynot: Vultran, Tell me you got it.

    Vultran: Got what?

    Ynot: That thing you built with Trixitin.

    Vultran: The Void manipulator? Sure, why?

    Ynot: It's second function.

    Vultran: Oh yeah, forgot about that...

    Trixitin: The Teleportation tracker? Brilliant.

    Ynot: Where ever Starscream is now, you can bet all heck is about to break out. Find his co-ordinates and program them into the teleporter, after we've taken care of this mess we'll track him down.

    *Vultran begins triangulating Starscreams position, while the Ironclad's remaining crew digs in and starts shooting down the remaining ships*
    ----

    [The User HQ]

    *MY Walks in with a mildly intoxicated User:KoN draped across his shoulder*

    MY: I found him at the Cyber Bar, thought he was meeting a date. Grimlock trolled him.

    *Sets him down in the corner*

    MY: And this is why I never believe someone saying they are female on the internet unless I know them already
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Kon on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:26 am

    <BZP User HQ>

    *User KoN chuckles and pokes MY*

    KoN: This guy... this is the guy. Hehehe~

    *He gets out his memory stick and waves it around*

    KoN: Everything you need is on here, I'll be right with- zzzzz

    *he falls asleep*


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:07 am

    [ Battle of Omega: ]

    *In Amber-Clad deflects most of the beams*

    *However, it starts to crackle violently - Clearly damaged - And pulls back a bit*

    *Still above the fleet, more energy missiles rain down*

    *It starts to pull upward and away*

    ~ ~ ~

    OOS: Decided to add onto this.

    ~ ~ ~

    [ Myrrh Island, Caves: ]

    *Through the winding tunnels, Fisher and Marak traipse noisily*

    *Heavy puddles splash loudly with every movement, and Delina's lantern struggles to illuminate the way*

    Marak: Captain...Do you think this place could have traps left behind?

    Fisher: Most likely. *Keeps walking, unperturbed*

    Marak: *Sighs and follows*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:31 am

    [User HQ]

    MY: Sure am. Now lesse...just put this here, and...

    *The stick has been re-inserted, User:KoN restored*

    MY: Viola! Now rest up, Kakamu and Trantoshen are going to need you.
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    Ynot: Xeno, how's the Slayer for another pass?

    Xeno: Dwo meeneets teel fool recharge. Bee heff jee steel oot a comeesson. Toorets und meeseels opperasheenal, weet toorets feev und tweelve oof leen. Aye buh rudeh eef yee wants soom tactfeel sneepeen.

    Ynot: Understood, show me how many bullets it takes to blow up that Nova class over there.

    Xeno: Onleh one.

    *Xeno gets in the turret and takes a moment to aim and fires a single round, ricocheting it around the ships until it strikes straight through the Nova Class's power core, detonating it*

    Shaern: Never gets old.
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:19 am

    *Klak is bewildered*

    Me: Who the heck was that...?

    *he then feels something, and his eyes glow red*

    *Jortenn senses it too*

    ---

    MK: Lollolol! My yonrade has returned! *looks at the map of BZPB* Oh, crap.

    MY: *inevitably* What?

    MK: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1....

    ---

    *Klak begins cackling*

    Me: He's HERE! CAIAPHUS IS HERE!!!! *cackles*

    *he flies out of the X-Wing*

    ---


    *Keichi runs away from the spears*

    *he turns around, and shoots at Starscream*

    Keichi: "You look like someone I would love to have in my crew. We specialize in possibly traitorous looking villains."

    *Treskis, SMT, and the other two scatter for cover, and shoot at the enemies*

    *Caiaphus dodges the eclipse energy, and teleports next to Blackout*

    Caiaphus: "How have you been, old chap?"

    ---

    *Rahn blinks his eyes*

    Rahn: "I have no idea what you mean."

    Michael Rosen: "Eh...sorry? What did you say?"

    Rahn: "Uh...LOOK OUT THE WINDOW! THERE'S A TREE!"

    *the governor and Rosen look out the window, fascinated*

    Rahn: "Make some sort of broadcast. Declare who we are, and let them know what our demands are. That was the whole point of this hostage situation."

    ---

    *D-Klak force pushes Thomas*

    ---

    *Ultron blocks the missile with an eclipse shield*

    Ultron: "Enemy's attacks have delayed us. Recalculating all scenarios."

    *he throws a zanpakuto lookalike at SMIM*

    ---

    *Coro disables IG-88's other leg*

    Coro: "Quit...AGH...kicking me!"

    *he pushes IG-88 as he gets up, and messes with the ships controls*

    *it begins to divebomb*

    ---

    *David Cameron and his allies speed up in motorcycles*

    DC: "Give us the bike!"

    ---

    Yon

    ---

    Jinx: "Stay on target!"

    *she shoots down several enemy fighters who were swarming the In-Amber Clad...I guess*

    Jinx: "*through comm* How you doing, Zev?"

    *Peter and a garrison of Malchiorians assist Ynot's forces*


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:05 pm

    [ Battle of Omega: ]

    Zev: *Returns transmission* Good, good, just out to get some space eggs and some space milk and to blow these guys the f##k up.

    *He launches an even larger volley of energy missiles from In Amber-Clad*

    Zev: How 'bout you and your boys, Jinx?

    ~ ~ ~

    [ Myrrh Island, Caves: ]

    *Around a corner, Fisher and Marak stop*

    Fisher: *Picks up a small rock and tosses it ahead*

    *The walls erupt with twin volleys of arrows from the left and right*

    *Once the coast is clear, the two walk again*

    ---

    [ Delilah's General Store: ]

    Pirate Bomber: *Gladly enjoys her soup*

    Curiel: *Has left to help load the supplies onto their ship*

    Delilah: How's that soup treatin' ya, girlie?

    Pirate Bomber" Mmm-hmmm! *Keeps eating*

    Delilah: *Chuckles, dusting a shelf*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:52 am

    <Battle of Omega>

    *the remaining ships scatter, randomly shooting at the enemy*


    *Zarak's ship begins to slowly retreat*


    *Thunderbolts shoot at Klak as he flies out of his X-wing*

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    <Zarak's ship>

    *Aster hides behind a wall, then throws a grenade at some Decepticons*

    Aster: COME ON!

    *she starts randomly shooting*

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    <Omega moon>

    *Starscream flies towards Keichi, but then stops and looks flattered*

    Starscream: Thank you. But I already have a job. Now, let's see what I can do with this new power.....

    *he gathers lots of metal junk, then forms it into a sphere around Keichi*

    Starscream: Breathe in.....

    *the metal junk fuses together, trapping Keichi in an iron ball*

    Starscream: Breathe out. That worked alright.

    *he Force Pushes the ball away*


    Blackout: I was doing well, thank you very much. Now go away.

    *he kicks Caiaphus over to Bonecrusher and Brawl*

    Blackout: Who wants a chew toy?!

    *Bonecrusher starts punching and kicking Caiaphus while Brawl shoots various powers at him*


    *Barricade pulls out his large gun and starts firing red energy blasts at Treskis*

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    <Malchior IV>

    SB: I mean I can detonate it remotely whenever I damn well want to. I can also speed up or slow down the countdown if necessary. Anyway, let's do this broadcast.....Nadle-style.

    *he teleports to the roof, shape-shifts into a faceless Malchiorian wearing black-and-purple armour, then shoots a beam into the sky, broadcasting a message throughout the planet*

    SB: Greetings, citizens of Malchior IV! I am Shadow Blade! I represent an organization capable of destroying your world! For now, we are starting small. We have the Prime Minister of {insert province name here} Province as our hostage! We will kill him, and every single other being in this place. And then it will get worse, unless you comply with one, very simple demand. You just have to exile Makuta Klak from this planet. If you do so, you will avoid thousands, perhaps millions of casualties. If you don't.....

    *he ends the broadcast*

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    <Demon's Run, D-Klak v. Newton>

    *Newton goes flying, and so does the fireball*

    *it hits the microwave, which conveniently happens to be very close to D-Klak*

    -----

    <Corrantia>

    *SMIM dodges it, and shoots lasers at Ultron*

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    <Orlin's ship>

    IG-88: Observation: Your plan will result in the destruction of this ship. Statement: That was our plan anyway.


    *Black Phantom repels a telekinetic blast into Orlin, sending him flying into Coro*

    BP: You are weaker than we assumed.

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    BoJo: Never!

    *Navy SEALs attack David Cameron and his allies*

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Kon on Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:34 am

    <BZP User HQ>

    *User KoN wakes up and puts his mask on the right way round, seemingly back to normal*

    KoN: Alrighty then!

    -------------------------------------------

    *In their respective locations, SMK, Kakamu and Trantoshen all shake their heads*

    All: I just had the strangest dream... Oh wait. Crap.

    -------------------------------------------

    *Kakamu's X-wing follows the others, looking for an advantage*

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    *Trantoshen fires a burst of energy from his blaster at the ceiling, making concrete rain down on any enemies in front*

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    *SMK twirls around his scythe and chuckles at Caiaphus' steady near-defeat*

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    *Muta, Yon, Nyatera, Kensa, Kartouche and Etende all appear on an island in the middle of an ocean*


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:49 am

    <Zarak's ship>

    *two Decepticon guards are buried*

    *Aster glares at Trantoshen*

    Aster: Congratulations, Toa, you just closed off our fastest way to the bridge.

    *a voice comes from behind them*

    ???: You will not need to get to the bridge.

    *Aster and Trantoshen are slammed into a wall by lightning bolts*

    *BlackZarak walks up to them, holding a red spear*

    BZ: I have come to you.

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    <Omega moon>

    Barricade: *to SMK* Hey, care to help? The leader may be getting beaten up but there are still plenty of mooks!

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    <KoN's island>

    *suddenly, a tall silver tower rises from the ocean, and a Ko-Matoran wearing an Akaku steps out*

    KM: I am Chocoman. Who are you?

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:03 am

    Ynot: Alright, men, they're running scarred, time to give them a reason. Protocol Primus in effect.

    *The crew all types in 'Primus' to there consoles, initiating transformation of the ship, unfolding and shifting into a massive bot, going over to the Primus class ship*

    Ynot: Hailing enemy leader, last chance for surrender. We will rip your ship in half and scatter it's bits into the nearest star for incineration. Your fleet is no help to you. Choose your next action wisely.
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:22 am

    *Klak blocks the Thunderbolts*

    Me: NO! YOU CANNOT MAKE ME ESCAPE THIS!!!

    ---

    *Keichi frowns as he spins*

    Keichi: "You know, I HAVE A METAL EXOSKELETON! THIS IS FREAKING NOTHING TO ME! HAHAHA! YOU LOSE, YOU WEIRD MAKUTA GAS-IN-METAL THING!"

    *Caiaphus takes the hits, and smiles at the sky*

    Caiaphus: "Come on, boy."

    *Treskis shoots blue energy blasts at Barricade, but is blasted back by the red energy blasts*

    *Klak crashes in front of everyon *

    Me: Hello, Blackout. Hello, Caiaphus. Want to play?

    ---

    Rahn: "Good enough."

    Michael Rosen: "Eh, sorry, but um. I'm kind of willing to sacrifice myself and Governor Harrybo here to save the planet. MMM!"

    Harrybo: "Speak for yourself, Michael!"

    Rahn: "*laughs out loud* Well, this should be-"

    *several troops burst in through the elevators*

    Rahn: "Don't let them get here!"

    ---

    *The microwave falls on D-Klak's head, and he is knocked out*

    Soldier: "Well, well, we could have tried that before!!!"

    *D-Klak wakes up, and smiles*

    DK: "Pootis?"

    Soldier: "GREAT! How are we supposed to make a mock trial now?!"

    ---

    *Ultron falls down, and crashes on the surface. But he and HK-47 get right back up again*

    *suddenly, Ultron grabs SMIM from behind*

    *HK-47 shoots several lasers at SMIM while Ultron punches him*

    ---

    Coro: "No, no, no. You're all going down with me."

    *he messes with the droids mechanisms. They suddenly receive orders to commit suicide along with the Great Beings*

    ---

    *David Cameron is knocked back by the seals*

    *suddenly, Gabe Newell (google him right now, seriously) takes Boris Johnson's bike*

    Gabe Newell: "Uh..I'm Gabe Newell.. Uh...This isn't working. *he runs away carrying BoJo's bike*"

    ---

    Jinx: "*through comm* Fine! Just fine!"

    *she is hit by several laser blasts, but dodges the rest and retaliates*


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:30 am

    <Battle of Omega>

    *the Ironclad receives a transmission from Aster*

    Aster: "This is Aster! Don't you dare blow this ship up! At least not while we're still on it!"


    *Kakamu is suddenly attacked by three Thunderbolts*

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    <Zarak's ship>

    *Zarak shoots another lightning bolt at Aster, but she dodges it and fires a shard of ice at him*

    *it grazes his shoulder, but it is only a distraction for Aster to run up to him and slash across his chest*

    Aster: Trantoshen, now!

    -----

    <Omega moon>

    Blackout: Why, hello Klak. I was just humiliating your arch-enemy for the.....what was it, third time? As much as it is good to see you here, I'm afraid I simply can't be bothered to deal with the weakest link. Yes, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

    *Blackout arms his Hades Gauntlet, creating a ball of maroon mist which he then fires at the ground beneath Klak*

    *the result is a hole that Klak falls into*

    Blackout: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have galaxies to conquer.

    *he walks over to the screen and keyboard, and types in "UTERIO" for some reason*

    Blackout: Hey, I have to start with something.....


    *Bonecrusher lifts up Caiaphus, then slams him down to the ground*

    *Brawl stomps on his chest, then shoots bolts of lightning at him*


    *Barricade is also blasted back by the blue energy blasts*

    Barricade: You're a good shot, but I'm better!

    *he fires several completely ineffectual energy blasts at Treskis*

    Barricade: Look down.

    *Treskis suddenly realizes there are sticky grenades stuck to him*

    Barricade: Sucks to be you.


    *Starscream teleports to SMT*

    Starscream: I could just do to you what I did to him, but that was just a test of my new power. I have many others I wish to use.....

    *he fires a bolt of light at her, then a fireball*


    *meanwhile, SM Trantoshen and Advanced Dal appear and shoot ice and lightning at Quick Billy and the other pirates*

    -----

    <Malchior IV>

    *Shadow Blade teleports over to Rahn, then shoots a cyclone at the guards*

    -----

    <Demon's Run>

    Newton: There are ways. Especially now that he is an idiot.

    *he summons two cloaked guards, who take D-Klak away*

    -----

    <Corrantia>

    *SMIM falls, his suit crackling with electricity*

    *suddenly, an unseen force teleports him away*

    -----

    <Orlin's ship>

    *since committing suicide is against the droids' programming, they dismiss the orders as illogical and simply go back to attacking Orlin and Coro*

    -----

    *BoJo activates his bike's self-destruct, finally ending the cycle*

    *he gets another bike, and the cycle begins again*

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:50 am

    *Klak screams in anger*

    Me: Blackout, you fool! I will stalk you in your dreams! I WILL GET YOU! YOUR END WILL BE AT MY BLADE! IT IS YOUR INEVITABLE FATE!!

    *far away on Korasa, the mysterious being's ears perk up, and it remembers something*

    ????: "My destiny!!"

    ---

    OOS: Not so fast.

    *the two Makuta realize that nothing they did even injured Caiaphus*

    Caiaphus: "Blackout, Blackout, Blackout. Humiliation requires actually sending competent guards after me. *he pushes them both away, sending them flying into the wall with gravity* Now, will you quit your petty insults and actually take time to fight me, or are you afraid of death?"

    *Quick Billy forms a shield, and blocks the attacks*

    *SM Treveya is knocked back to the floor*

    SMT: "Gah..."

    *Treskis frowns, and takes the grenades off of him*

    Treskis: "Take this-des!"

    *he throws the grenades at Barricade*

    *suddenly, the door to Omega Supreme opens. The code was correct*

    *Uterio's voice is heard*

    Uterio: "You are worthy."

    ---

    *D-Klak smiles*

    ---

    *the guards shoot at SB, and throw grenades at him*

    ---

    *Coro tackles Black Phantom, and punches him in the face. Just in case anyone has not noticed, Coro is made of metal.*

    ---

    *The cycle repeats all over again, and Gaben gets the bike again*

    *Putin suddenly tackles him, and they begin fighting*

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:56 am

    [ Datrio, Myrrh Island Caves: ]

    *Oddly, it's been quite easy for Fisher and Marak to proceed*

    *They find themselves in a large room with a mosaic floor, depicting a huge sun in white marble and amber*

    *In the center of the room is a pedestal, topped by a treasure chest and with small encloves down the side facing them*

    *As Fisher carefully gets to work on the chest with a lockpicking set, Marak reaches past him to retrieve the top compartment's contents*

    *He finds a scroll held by a solid gold band, engraved with the same sun as the floor mosaic*

    *Removing the band and unrolling the paper, Marak scans over it*

    Marak: ...Sir. You won't believe what we've found here.

    Fisher: *Has already got the chest open* Way ahead of ya.

    *Inside the chest are gold coins engraved with suns, huge pieces of amber, and near the bottom, an unmarred gladius that seems to glow with a light of its own from within*

    Fisher: Ya think Delina knew what was in here? *Weighs the gladius in hands*

    Marak: Doubtful. The Faeries only moved here recently after war broke out on the mainland.

    Fisher: Hm. *Finds the sword's scabbard in the second alcove*

    Marak: *Continues reading the scroll*

    ~ ~ ~

    [ ???, Autumn Planet, Floating Citadel: ]

    *Above blighted, gray fields, an ominous fortress hovers*

    *The soil and stone beneath it is held to gigantic roots of black metal, but large clods continually drop off*

    *Atop it is a massive citadel of black stone and metal, with huge smokestacks and engines belching flames and acrid clouds of dark, almost black purple smog; not a single soul can be seen outside, and huge cannons and ballista point outward in all directions*

    *In the window of the highest tower, an intimidating figure stands*

    ???: *Has wide wings of jagged black feathers, a griffon-like visage and tail, cold red eyes. A pair of hooks protrude up from the lower half of his dull silver beak, like teeth, while his hands are scaly, crisscrossed with scars, and ended by massive gray talons. He's garbed in a full set of black armor, with white-silver filligree and a tyrian red sash, while on his hip is a sword, solid black in hilt and sheath*

    *From behind him, the door to his war room opens and a hunched female enters*

    *Incredibly old and squat, her skin is a pale gray-green, and bumps dot her forehead; she has boar-like tusks and black eyes with slit ochre yellow pupils in a hideous, but otherwise human visage, and she wears sackcloth robes with a large, tattered hood over her wispy, stringy, dishwater-gray hair*

    ??? 2: General Kass, the Cauldron is on its way to becoming operational. Ninety-nine innocent souls will have it full to the brim with malice, ready to bring us right up to the Kingdom of Greendel's doorstep with all the dark magic at all necessary to level their castle.

    Kass: Excellent, dearest Gardenia. If you will, please have the Treasurer and his loyal servants poisoned at their evening meal. I've promised my old friend Galbranth the position. You know how the swine loves his riches.

    Gardenia: But of course, General Kass. Thy will be done. *Shuffles out of the room, never once turning her back*

    Kass: *Walks over to a large wooden board with a complicated map tacked to it*

    *Bringing his talon over to a side-list, he tears an X over "Treasurer"*

    *Expression never changing, he strolls over to the window*

    Kass: Now, will you be revealing yourself, my dear friend?

    *From the shadows, a crumpled, rusted figure emerges*

    *Though his armor is pitted and his wings shredded, his eyes burn with the fires of might and evil*

    Bitil: ...We are not friends, General. Should you fail, nothing is keeping me from allowing my accomplices rip out from your existence everything they gave you. Be thankful that Gorast...Has yet to recover.

    Kass: My, I do love the ruthlessness of you Makuta. Worry not, Honorable Judgemaster Bitil...

    *Resting a hand on the windowsill, wisps of evil shadows curl up from the touch*

    Kass: ...The sun of this world has set in my hands.

    Bitil: Let us hope it is so, General.

    *In a sigh, he's disappeared*

    *Then, silence reigns*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:15 am

    *Looking like this, Ynot replies*

    Ynot: Dafuq is this chick?

    Sasuken: No idea.

    Ynot: *Calls the ship again* I have no idea who you are, so you have one minute to tell me who you are and why I shouldn't kill you and everyone else one that ship. 59...


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:59 am

    [ Autumn Planet, Floating Citadel: ]

    *A couple of armored, elderly figures meet with General Kass*

    Kass: *Now wears a black coat with three rows of silver buttons up the chest, fang-lined pauldrons capped by some kind of Medieval crests - Four split squares, two black, two white, and with the image of a tyrian purple bird of prey spreading its wings on the front. He still wears his tyrian purple sash, but has now added a black sabre with platinum filligree as a badge of office*

    *The other two are just as inhuman as himself - The shorter of the two almost resembling a tyrannosaurus, with dark reddish-orange skin, glowing, ember-like orange eyes with slit black pupils, small barbels beside his nose, and black and silver armor with a long indigo cape. The other fellow resembles a deer, with copper fur covered in swirled beige lines, wavy, jawlength black hair and goatee, and cloven hooves for feet; he wears a longsleeve white tunic under a tyrian purple vest, pressed breeches, and large amounts of jewelry*

    Kass: Viceroy Galgaroth, *Inclines head to the first* and Viceroy Ephdel. *Nods to the other* I'm so glad you could meet with me this fine evening. I apologize, but my men could not find our Lord Darigan. Until he returns, I'm afraid we must find a new leader - I, personally, suggest Advisor Alabreil. He's young, but - ...Would you like to speak on the matter, Galgaroth?

    Galgaroth: *Face is darkening into crimson with rage* Blast the Advisor, blast Greendel, blast it all straight to hell!! *Rises to feet, pacing angrily, tail dragging* Greendel is in the optimal chance to strike at us, and the best leader we can conjure up to replace our brave, decisive Lord of forty-odd years is a snotnosed brat who can't even make up his mind on what to have with his blasted tea!!

    Ephdel: Please, please, Viceroy, calm yourself. This is a place to decide a new leader peacefully. Although, if you don't think that Advisor Alabreil is up for the job, I think I know -

    Galgaroth: Don't even start. I know you're in league with Kass. I've not served our ruling family for three generations, on the field of battle and in our Senate, for ankle biters like you two to think you can gnaw at the roots of our government and tear it up without me finding out. Whatever you'll have done with me, get it over with. I don't want to see what you blasted fools will do without Lord Darigan to keep your brash idiocy in check.

    Ephdel: Now, Galgaroth, this is hardly the time for such words. General Kass is only doing what must be done to save our people. We must face it - Lord Darigan will not be returning from the Healing Mountains. We can only hope his sleep will be peaceful for the rest of his days. For now, if you take back what you've said, I'm sure that General Kass will let you continue your good work in his rule.

    Kass: Hardly. *Clicks claws across each other, causing Ephdel's eyes to fly open from their half-closed state* Guards, have the remnant disposed of as you were briefed to do.

    *Into the room barge heavily-armored figures, swiftly binding Galgaroth in heavy, black metal chains and tying a black cloth around his eyes*

    Kass: Congratulations, Viceroy. You'll be the first in a long, long line of prestigious traitors to be cast out before the people. How they shall adore the man who rooted out so many infidels while our beloved Lord Darigan's life is ebbing away in some distant corner of the world.

    Galgaroth: Live long and prosper, Lord Darigan. *Is kicked in the back, falling forward, and is then dragged out by the collar of his armor while still facedown*

    Ephdel: ... *Face pales beneath fur* ...M...M'lord...Galgaroth...Galgaroth personally recommended that you be promoted to General...He...He stood up...For you...When...

    Kass: Enough, Viceroy, unless you'd like to be thrown from the edge with him. *Calmly looks over at him* No, I rather thought you wouldn't. Galgaroth did not promote me for my own sakes, but because he knew I would be best for the Citadel. You are a spineless coward who will not oppose me, I'm sure you'll agree? Thus, so long as you pass all of my suggested motions and do not object to a word I say, I'll make you rich. Hm?

    Ephdel: ...Y...Y...Yes, sir...Sh...Shall I...Get started on...Your propaganda...Campaign...G, G, G, General...?

    Kass: Yes, yes. *Raises a claw to hold him from leaving* From now on, you shall call me Lord Kass.

    Ephdel: *Shaking violently* Y...Of course, Lord Kass. Thy will be done.

    *He leaves in a hurry, and can be heard wretching outside*

    Kass: *Calmly takes a book off the table*

    *Carefree, he begins to read*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:09 am

    <Battle of Omega>

    Aster: "I'm with Klak, you idiot! I'm trying to take down the ship's capta- *static*"

    *Aster and Trantoshen materialize on the Ironclad's bridge*

    Aster: Nevermind.


    *Zarak's ship receives a signal*

    Blackout: "This is Lord General Blackout to BlackZarak! Get to the moon! Now!"

    *Zarak's ship retreats, and lands on Omega Supreme*

    *the remaining ships are destroyed*

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    <Omega Supreme>

    Blackout: Caiaphus, Caiaphus, Caiaphus. To fight you one-on-one would be to acknowledge you are worthy of such attention. You aren't. You are just an ant, whose only purpose is to be stomped on, then come back only to be stomped again. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have actual worthy opponents to destroy.

    *he walks into the control room, and closes it behind him*

    Blackout: Okay, internal security, where is it.....

    *he types on a keyboard, and an energy cage instantly appears around Caiaphus*

    *the cage is then lowered below the surface, near Klak's location*


    Blackout: And now we remove the true pests.

    *he hits another button, and the moon begins moving towards the enemy fleet*


    *the grenades hit Barricade, but nothing happens*

    Barricade: You idiot! Those grenades weren't LIVE!

    *he continues shooting at Treskis*


    *Starscream shoots a blast of fear at SMT*


    *SM Advanced Dal tunnels under the ground and reappears inside the shield*

    SMADVD: I am the master of termination.

    *he shoots a bolt of lightning at QB*

    -----

    <Malchior IV>

    *SB dodges, then shoots blasts of fear at the guards*

    -----

    <Orlin's ship>

    *Black Phantom fires a fireball at Coro's face, then a plasma ray*


    *Orlin repels IG-88 into a wall, but Straxus suddenly embeds his pickaxe in Orlin's head*

    Straxus: The Leon Trotsky solution was successful.

    *he pulls out the pickaxe, and Orlin falls to the ground*

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    *Lech Walesa appears and rides off on the bike*

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:33 am

    Ynot: Hello Trantoshen. Aster, you may be with Klak, but that doesn't give you sanction for insulting me, nor permission to access my ship. I suggest returning to your captain before I send you to our Brig.

    Sasuken: Again with the Brig? Do you just like sending people there because we never get to use it?

    Ynot: Pretty much. Unless you'd rather I lock her in Bay 3.

    Sasuken: Understood, sir.

    Ynot: As I was saying, leave my ship, or be arrested. Also, Vultran, begin deconstruction of the Enemies ship.

    Vultran: Bisection or obliviate?

    Ynot: Bisection, Learning what these people think is good construction may help us later
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Kon on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:39 am

    Trantoshen: Aww. I had something in mind.

    *He looks at Aster and frowns*

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    <Random island>

    *All my characters are pointing their weapons at each other, until they see Chocoman's tower. In surprise, they decide to investigate this new character together, some glaring at each other*

    *Etende steps forward*

    Etende: I'm Etende. Where are we and what is that?

    *Kartouche eats some grass*

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    *Kakamu's X-wing spins around, avoiding fire*

    Kakamu: Spinning is a great trick, always works, right?

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:04 am

    *Caiaphus's cage falls into the area that Klak is in*

    *SMT is hit with the fear ray, and blinks at Starscream*

    SMT: "Shooting a fear ray at a Shadow Toa mercenary? Really? Really?"

    *Keichi's ball of metal bounces by*

    *Everyone looks at it, bewildered*

    *SM Treveya cooks up a shadow hand, and grabs the ball*

    *Treskis smiles, and shoots the grenades next to Barricade*

    *they explode with extreme prejudice*

    Treskis: "Not so stupid, am I-des?"

    *Quick Billy jumps out of the way, and points at SM Advanced DAL*

    QB: "That there is just ugly."

    *Treskis calls everyone, and they all run away to where the others are fighting *

    Treskis: "Caiaphus is trapped-des. We have no business here! Get out!"

    *all the surviving pirates get into the ship, which rockets away from Omega*

    ---

    *the Malchiorian guards run away in fear*

    Rahn: "Nice one, Shadow Blade. Now, let's-"

    *sees that Mayor Rosen and Governor Harrybo are not there*

    Rahn: "How the...?"

    *outside, the two diplomats are being rescued by a Malchiorian SWAT team*

    Rahn: "Ugh...let's just get out of here. Blow the bomb up, make it look like we died in the explosion."

    *opens a portal that leads to the Batmobile*

    ---

    *Coro is injured by the blasts*

    Coro: "NOOOO!!!!!!!"

    *he disables IG-88's eyes*

    Coro: "Tell TPK that I will return. And when that happens, the blood of our people will be required of him."

    *Coro runs over to Orlin's corpse, and begins to silently weep*

    ---

    Vladimir Putin: "Oh poot."

    Gaben: "Not on my watch."

    *Gabe Newell uses Valve time, and delays the bike thief*

    ---

    Rainn: "*to Kakamu* Yep! Now help me take down that garrison! They're giving our allies a hard time!"

    *he begins shooting at the garrison*

    *Meanwhile, Jortenn Karzdus flies near the Ironclad*

    Jortenn: "This is Jortenn Karzdus, ally of Klak. What is your status?"


    OOS: Hope I'm not missing anyone.


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:08 am

    Ynot: We are well underway of bisecting the main vessel of the enemy fleet. Assistance not required. Though, you may wish to take Aster here with you, she is being quite rude on board my ship.

    *Ynot returns to watching the Primus Class Ship's deconstruction*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:18 am

    [ Ironclad: ]

    *A message from Zev comes through*

    Zev: I get the feeling that Blackout won't wait for us to put on our evening's best before this party, once his latest plan is in motion. I suggest we take the gloves off and tear him apart this moment.

    Yoruichi: I'm inclined to agree with the kid. Whether he's expecting us or not, if we wait around, we'll deeply regret letting him bring the battle to us once he's settled his own terms.

    Namah: You both just want to play -

    Yoruichi: Don't spoil the surprise.

    Namah: Un. Believable.

    ~ ~ ~

    [ Darigan Citadel: ]

    Kass: *Still in suit, has returned to his war room*

    *He's changed since last seen, however - A thick mane of dark gray fur has grown around his neck, and he's gained feline ears; the left of which is pierced with two small, silver rings*

    *Behind him, a gentle knocking can be heard on the door*

    Kass: You may enter. *Turns to see who has entered* Welcome, my Double Agent!

    *The female behind him is of the Pirate Bomber's race, but with very faded blue fur and prominent bangs of indigo hair which have turned almost gray; she wears a worn, drab dress with a hood, her ears hanging out of two vents*

    Double Agent: *Bows shortly, arm folded over abdomen* Milord, the Sheriff, Senator Wing, and Senator Deringer all pledge fealty to you, and Advisor Swain has been locked in the dungeon.

    Kass: Excellent. *Scratches out the names on his list* Next will be Chief Warden Vex. So long as he's not a threat, we can imprison any opposition before they're thrown or hanged.

    Double Agent: He will be difficult to persuade, Milord. With the torturors, wardens, and warbeast guards loyal to him, I would advise the utmost precision in his replacement. I've arranged the murders of unlawful prisoners and the placecement of evidence that shall unequivocally point to Vex as the culprit.

    Kass: Oho! Most excellent, my dear! You and Gardenia are most efficient! Most efficient. When you've next returned from Greendel, I want to know of Brightvale. King Hagan and the Brightvalian Champions shall be orders of magnitudes more formidable than his oafish brother Skarl'sGreendelian rabble. Although, I would like you to hazard a visit to the Brightvalian Records. The fact that we know nothing of the Southern Swamps' inhabitants disturbs me.

    Double Agent: As you wish, milord. *Backs out of the room, politely closing the door as quietly as she can* As you wish.

    Kass: ...Honorable Judgemaster. Are you not pleased with the girl's work? *Looks to a pair of glowing red eyes in the shadows of his room's corner*

    Bitil: Foolishness upon foolishness. *Voice speaks from the eyes' direction* Beware those who betray their masters, Kass. They very well may betray you, as well.

    *His presence fades from the room, leaving the room somehow even colder*

    Kass: ... *Looks back out the window* ...

    ~ ~ ~

    OOS: Might add onto this.

    Prolly not though.
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:08 am

    Ynot: I suppose you are right. Vultran, did yo get Starscreams co-ordinates? my money is the coward ran to mommy Blackout.

    Vultran: Locked...for some reason I got a blip to a brothel on Earth 174, but it faded momentarily, might have been a glitch from the Infinite Probability Drive kicking in during the shift. Might be that Starscream likes squishies, but it's more likely that it was the IPD.

    Ynot Okaaaay. Zev, hop over and prepare to jump to these co-ordinates. In the mean time, we'll be preparing the devices...
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:32 am

    [ Ironclad: ]

    *An immense keet cry shreds through the comms*

    Zev: I'VE GOT THE MUSIC READY JUST TELL ME WHEN WE'RE TOTALLY DOING THIS DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH

    *In Amber-Clad starts hurtling towards Ironclad, before forming into glowing armor and weapons on its outer shell*

    Zev: *Warps in* If you want, I can tune In Amber-Clad to fuse to your ship. Rarely use it anyway, and I'm sure you'd make much better use of it.

    Namah: Well aren't we feeling in a generous mood? You catching the vapors from Ynot's little scheme?

    Zev: Ain't I just hemorrhaging generosity? Anytime you're ready, Ynot. I've got the big guns stored in my ship's bay. Make the call, and they'll come to you.

    Yoruichi: Heheheh. You've gone and gotten me excited.

    Namah: *Sigh* This ain't gonna be fun.

    Zev: Of course it will be, sweetheart~!

    Namah: Do you want an Ether Tendril to the Juraian Family Jewels for that remark? If not, I suggest you don't ever call me sweetheart unless you've gotten, through much bloodshed and tears, to earn it.

    Zev: No ma'am I don't want you to attack my dangly parts.

    Namah: Good. Now help Ynot prepare for the attack.

    Zev: Yes'm. *Hides behind Ynot and whispers* She's so hot when she's scary.

    Namah: Care to share that with me First Prince Raregroove?

    Zev: Oh, oh come on!! I've seen your heart mark!! Can't you be a little kinder to me!?

    Yoruichi: Namah has a heart mark? Where?

    Namah: Sternum. And no Zev I cannot be a little kinder to you.

    Zev: Alrighty then I'll crack into the energy drinks. Ynot, would you like Pomegranate or Blue Aguave-flavored?

    Namah: Yeah that's what I thought. *Siiigh* Belligerent sexual tension's so tiresome to deal with.

    Yoruichi: When has Zev seen your bare chest to see a mark on your sternum, hm?

    Namah: *Flinch* Mistakes were made.

    Yoruich: Riiight, Ms. Namah Rare -

    *She cackles, dodging a kick*
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    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:44 am

    Jortenn: "Aster, come in, Aster. Get out of the Ironclad unless it is absolutely necessary that you stay. You don't want Ynot to inch too close to the dark side, do you?"

    *Meanwhile, on Omega*

    Klak: Caiaphus..I wouldn't normally ask you this...but aren't you going to get out of here?

    Caiaphus: "*sitting in a lotus position inside the cage* You assumed. You created a form of order in your mind and expected me to follow it. Naturally, I did the opposite. *he smugly smiles*"

    Me: So you're going to stay here. Locked inside of a moon? Blackout is looking for a weapon manufactured by a warlord named Uterio! His first target will be this very moon! We have to get out!

    Caiaphus: "Patience, Klak. All in due time."

    Me: *slams his fist on the wall* I suppose we could use this time to talk...How is it that you survived?

    Caiaphus: "How is it that you and Blackout joined forces in the war?"

    Me: How do you-

    Caiaphus: "The Pirate Lords told me all about the war. Of course, your perspective on it would be appreciated."

    Me: Fine...

    *Klak explains the war, and Caiaphus talks to Klak about his recent adventures*

    Caiaphus: "Interesting. Very interesting. The Generalissimo was quite an interesting person. I never truly met him, though his corpse was quite strong."

    Me: You're a sick man....*pauses* Tell me.....was it true?

    Caiaphus: "The Nightmare? Perhaps. Nadle never told you everything, did he?"

    Me: Nadle....? No...he did not.

    Caiaphus: "Ah. *smiles*"


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:58 am

    <Battle of Omega>

    Aster: You're an ass, you know that?

    *Aster teleports to a Malchiorian frigate*


    *Omega Supreme begins moving towards the assembled fleet*

    *thousands of turrets turn around to face the Ironclad, the In Amber-Clad and the Malchiorian ships*

    *all the ships receive a message from Blackout*

    Blackout: I bet you didn't expect this.

    *the Omega moon begins to shift, and morphs into this form*

    Blackout: Behold the power of Omega Supreme. You looked for the weapon but failed to realize it was just in front of you. It will be the last mistake you make.

    *the message ends, and Omega Supreme starts firing powerful blasts at the fleet*

    -----

    <Random island>

    Chocoman: Like I said, I am Chocoman. And this is the Entry Tower. It is the entry to my base. Would you like to see it?

    -----

    <Malchior IV>

    *Shadow Blade jumps into the portal and hits a button on his watch*

    *the bomb explodes, destroying the entire building*

    -----

    <Orlin's ship>

    *Black Phantom plays a recording of TPK*

    TPK: "I am not trying to spill blood. I wish only to rebuild the power we once held."

    *the droids teleport back to their shuttle, and Orlin's ship crashes next to Chocoman's tower*

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:21 am

    Ynot: Wunderbah. Vultran, we're doing this NOW. After we're off, get far enough away to be out of range of that thing's assault, but to deliver Bay 4 quickly. Ready Zev? Cause it's Morphin' Time!

    *The Anima are covered in Bright spandex suits as the each call out their colors*

    Ynot: Surging Silver!

    Sasuken: Yearning Yellow!

    Kurenitsu: Pounding Pink!

    Hokagetsu: Bruising Black!

    Trixitin: Brainey blue!

    Asumaru: Rampaging Red!

    *As each of the six get into their suits, the teleport to Blackout's location and strike various poses*

    Ynot: We are the Anima Rangers!

    Sasuken: Did I HAVE to be in a Skirt?

    Ynot: Sorry, Zev ripped the white one while I was showing him. That's all we had left.
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:49 am

    Jortenn: "INCOMING!!!"

    *the Malchiorian fighters dodge the blasts along with some of the frigates*

    *the frigate Aster is in is suddenly damaged*

    ---

    *Klak and Caiaphus feel the rumbling*

    Caiaphus: "The fool left me inside."

    Me: Oh no....The moon IS the weapon!

    ---

    *Coro comes out of the rubble, carrying Orlin's corpse*

    Coro: "Oh...*sees Chocoman* Do I know you?"

    ---

    Rahn: "That didn't go so well..."

    *he drives the mobile to the Batcave*

    ---

    *Rick Santorum grabs the bike, and rides it away*

    *suddenly, Dan Savage insults him and wishes that he would die*

    *Rick Santorum throws the bike at him, but then realizes that he gave the bike away*

    *Nancy Pelosi is now riding the bike*


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Kon on Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:05 am

    Kakamu: I'm on it.

    *Swerving dangerously upwards, he fires photon and proton torpedoes at the garrison*

    ----------------------------

    <Random island>

    Kensa: I wouldn't trust him just yet-

    *Yon suddenly notices Kartouche, and his eye widens*

    Yon: Could it be...? My old friend!

    *Kartouche grins and moos, and him and Yon headbutt each other before laughing*

    Yon: But yes! Let me see this wonder already, chocolate man.

    *He pushes past Kensa and starts to walk into the Entry Tower*

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    <Omega Supreme>

    Trantoshen: Oh... bugger.

    *He runs away*


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:18 am

    [ Morphin' Time: ]

    *To the ground fall Zev, Namah, and Yoruichi*

    Zev: You girls ready?

    Yoruichi: Let's wreck this guy.

    Namah: I've just gone to my happy place.

    *Each of them produce silver discs with gems on them - Zev's yellow, Yoruichi's blue, Namah's red*

    Zev: Legend Rangers, It's Morphin' Time!!

    Cue The Music

    Zev: *Gains a white suit with orange stripes and a crystal horn on his brow* Kirin Ranger, at your service!

    Yoruichi: *Gains a white suit with cobalt blue stripes and a long blue sash* Dragon Ranger, ready to rumble!

    Namah: *Gains a white suit with scarlet stripes and short feathers down the arms* Phoenix Ranger, let's get this over with.

    Legend Rangers: Legendary might!! The gang's all here!!
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:30 am

    <Omega Supreme>

    *Blackout takes one look at the assembled Rangers, then suddenly falls and starts rolling on the floor laughing*

    *he finally gets up after about five minutes*

    Blackout: You must be joking. THIS IS NOT HOW THE GAME GOES! YOU DO NOT START WITH THE BOSS FIGHT! FOOLS! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!!

    *two gigantic purple tanks suddenly roll in*

    Blackout: These will keep you busy while I go back to the control room.

    *the tanks start shooting at the Rangers while Blackout teleports back to the control room*


    *Omega Supreme fires missiles at Malchiorian frigates*


    *anti-air turrets shoot at Kakamu*

    -----

    <Random island>

    Chocoman: *to Coro* No. Do I know you?

    -----

    <Malchior IV>

    SB: Yeah.....next time I'm keeping an eye on the hostages. Anyway, what shall our next target be? I still think we should go for a hospital, I hear Nadle is in one around this time.....

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    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:20 am

    [ Battle Against Omega Supreme: ]

    Zev: Ynot, we'll handle these goons!

    Yoruichi: You guys go after Blackout!

    Namah: Yeah. Maybe he'll die laughing and we won't even have to fight him.

    Zev: Alright, girls, let's armor up! Put Ya Guns On!

    *Each of them take out small staves - Zev's bronze with an orange crystal, Yoruichi's silver with a blue crystal, Namah's gold with a red crystal*

    Zev: GoGo Kirin Earth Lance! *Conjures a bronze naginata with an orange crystal blade*

    Yoruichi: GoGo Dragon Sea Knuckles! *Conjures silver gauntlets with blue crystals on the backs*

    Namah: *Sigh* GoGo Phoenix Fire Chain. *Conjures a kusarigama, golden chain with red crystal blade and flail*

    Zev: Grand Fissure!! *Slashes into the ground, opening up a fissure that threatens to swallow one tank whole*

    Yoruichi: Tidal Break!! *Appears on top of a tank and begins driving explosive punches into it*

    Namah: *Stands back, not wanting to get involved*

    ~ ~ ~

    [ Autumn Planet, Sunny, Grassy Town: ]

    *The sun shines brightly here*

    *All around are grassy meadows and rolling hills, with crystal-pure streams*

    *A walled town rises from the center of this land, at its own core being a tall, white and emerald green castle with six massive towers ringing its central body*

    *Nearby this castle is a huge building with wide windows and countless book cases*

    *Within here, a female who resembles an anthropomorphic tiger pores over a number of books - She has bright orange fur, midnight blue stripes, and dark red-orange hair in a braided ponytail down the back of her neck, hanging to between her shoulder blades*

    *She's dressed in armor and other garb that suggests that she's a knight of some sort*

    *In walks another figure in armor like hers - Save that he is a perfectly normal human*

    ???: Miss Brynneth, I just wanted to let you know that you've been given all the time you need to look into this. King Hagan wants to be sure you don't rush yourself.

    Brynneth: Thank you, Alpso. If you have a chance, get word to the King that I've made a lot of headway since yesterday.

    Alpso: Of course, Brynn. *Gives a smile at the look she throws his way* Sorry. I can't help that look you give me.

    Brynn: Heheh, I'm kidding. I wish people would call me Brynn more often, nowadays.

    Alpso: Well, I'd be happy to oblige. I have to get going, though.

    Brynn: I understand. Don't start slacking on me now!

    Alpso: Heheh. Not a chance! *Hurries out*

    Brynn: *Keeps reading* ... *Looks up to see someone else in the room*

    *The woman wears a drab dress, has a long tail - With spikes down the mid-back and ended by a large feathered plume - And is currently looking through a book case*

    Brynn: Excuse me, ma'am? You seem to be from Meridell...Do you need help finding what you're looking for?

    ???: Yes, that would be muchly appreciated. Do you know where they keep books on the Southern Swamps, perchance? I have a friend who collects medical plants from there.

    Brynn: Oh, of course. Just go three cases down, and they have four shelves full of them.

    ???: Thank you, ma'am. I appreciate how courteous Brightvalian guards are.

    Brynn: It's our duty to help all citizens, but you're very welcome.

    *Down to the shelf indicated, the woman continues searching*

    Double Agent: Which to choose, hmm...
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:36 am

    <Battle against Omega Supreme>

    *the tanks are almost completely undamaged, and continue firing*

    *Starscream appears and starts shooting fireballs at Namah*

    Starscream: Blackout needs to become more egalitarian in his recruitment policies.

    *a hand appears out of nowhere and slaps Starscream before disappearing*

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    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:22 am

    [ Battle of Omega Supreme: ]

    Namah: *Easily dodges* Cute. Lemme see what I can do.

    *She lashes out with her whip with such speed that just the scalding wind coming off from it would dangerously buffet Starscream if he dodged*

    Zev: Very well then. Once more with gusto! *Opens a much, much larger fissure*

    *The edges start to collapse, dragging the tank he's fighting in*

    Yoruichi: Let's try this! *Lashes out with a kick towards the end of the tank's cannon*

    *From her kick is launched water-like energy that freezes the muzzle shut*

    *She continues wailing on the tank*

    ~ ~ ~

    [ Brightvale Library: ]

    *The Double Agent has left with a few books in tow*

    Brynn: *Has begun to make her way towards the castle in the center of town*

    *She notes a feeling of certain...Unease, in an odd way*

    *Ignoring it, she keeps walking*
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    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:37 am

    *For some reason, Yon hears someone say Pootis*

    *Coro looks up at Chocoman*

    Coro: "I am the Great Being Coro. This....was my friend, Orlin."

    ---

    Rahn: "WHY DO YOU INSIST ON ALWAYS ATTACKING A HOSP-Wait....Nadle is in one? And I suppose you want us to blow up every hospital on the planet until we find the one with him in it?"

    ---

    Caiaphus: "My body was built, as you know, mainly by Nadle. I was a new breed of Makuta that would be worked on by both Nadle and the Great Beings. The Vrai were only a minor threat then, so they had not built me with that much immunity to their attacks. I would develop that later on. It was during the war that I was exiled. They discovered that I was tampering with....information, and forming my own group of shadow Toa. Nadle found out that his...'son'....was volatile. I was sent to the Shattered Mirror universe. I did not find my counterpart there, so I pretended to be him. Ironically, your Shattered Mirror version was rebellious and far more reckless than you are. He tried to use my experiments for a different purpose. I was forced to exterminate him. Had I been more knowledgable about the shadows, I would have recruited him. Unfortunately, that FOOL Tahar'ok thought I was too dangerous to keep alive. He began to hunt me down. I disappeared, and returned to this universe. Nadle, my group of Toa, and I decided to establish a base on Krustallos. It was here that we would...*smiles* harass the colonists. They fell underneath one of my plagues. I fought with Jorten Karzdus, a Jedi who came from a far off galaxy. He defended the colonists till his last breath. Unfortunately, it was not he who destroyed my original body. It was Tahar'ok. The fool thought he had killed me...well....He helped me become far more powerful..."

    Me: I sort of knew about Nadle....I didn't know he was involved with the Apprentices for so long. He's in the hospital, you know.

    Caiaphus: "I see. And Treveya is dead."

    Me: At least this universe's Treveya is.

    Caiaphus: "Hm...And Raziel?"

    Me: ******* is still kicking.

    Caiaphus: "Hehehe. Excellent."

    Me: *takes out his Keyblade* What do you know...?

    Caiaphus: "About you? A great many things. *a shaking noise is heard* We are under attack. Are you sure you want to do this now?"

    Me: What do you know about my future?!

    Caiaphus: "I cannot presume to know the future. But I sense a greater destiny within you. One that I hope I will guide towards the darkness."

    Me: Shut up.

    Caiaphus: "Very well. *he slashes his claw, and breaks the energy cage* It comes to this then."

    *he walks towards Klak*

    ---

    *Jortenn, Rainn, and Peter are helping Kakamu and his garrison distract Omega Supreme on the outside*

    *Jinx's ship is damaged, and she goes to a frigate*

    *several soldiers are running around, getting to cannons and ships*

    *Jinx sees Aster*

    Jinx: "Aster! How are you?"

    ---

    F-Klak: "Caiaphus...."

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:40 am

    <Battle of Omega Supreme>

    *the tanks transform into gigantic, heavily-armed robots*

    Robots: Beings identified as hostile. Hostiles will be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

    *they begin shooting plasma beams and shockwaves at Zev and Yoruichi*


    *Starscream is sent flying, but quickly gets up*

    Starscream: That was pathetic! No it wasn't.

    *he causes iron spikes to rise out of the ground, trying to impale Namah*


    *SM Trantoshen, SM Advanced Dal, Barricade, Brawl and Bonecrusher attack Ynot and the Anima*


    *anti-air turrets continue shooting at Kakamu, Jortenn, Peter and Rainn*


    Aster: We need to get to Omega, now. Zarak is still down there.....

    -----

    <Random island>

    Chocoman: A Great Being? I am honoured. Please, enter.

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    <Malchior IV>

    SB: Of course not! I mean, nope.avi! We should just look for hospitals that have had bizarre events happen near or in them recently. I mean, how many can there be of those?!

    *he walks over to a computer, and Googles "bizarre incidents in or near hospitals"*

    *he receives 32,000 results*

    SB: Okay.....this may be harder than I thought.

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:08 am

    Ynot: This is pathetic. Anima, track down Blackout, I'll be with you shortly.

    Sasuket: having fun with the Tank-mechs?

    Ynot: More than you can believe.

    *Ynot Strolls up to the mechs*

    Ynot: Hey, metal face, over here.

    *The Mech inevitably attacks, Ynot forcing the attack on the other mech*

    Ynot: Gear Shift, Tai-Style Crushing

    *Ynot flash steps right next to the injured mech, and punches him square on, learning from Toph's style, twisting the area into a disfigured mesh*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Klak on Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:26 am

    OOS: LOLOLOLOL. Saw my big reveal last post?

    *Jortenn, Peter, and Rainn dodge the anti-air blasts*

    Rainn: "Launching torpedoes."

    *he launches torpedoes at the AA turrets*

    ---

    *Coro buries Orlin, and enters the building*

    ---

    Rahn: "Google: 'Hospitals with Nadle in them'. I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for."

    ---

    *Klak and Caiaphus charge at each other*


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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:02 am

    [ Battle of Omega Supreme: ]

    Zev: *Sweeps weapon, raising a mountainous wall*

    *The attacks destroy it, only for Yoruichi to unleash a tsunami of freezing energy*

    Namah: *Leaps above the spikes, and begins to hover in mid-air* Yeah, this is totally happening, Starscream.

    *She proceeds to launch a volley of fireballs that resemble peacock feathers*

    Namah: Seriously, Zev, what the hell was with that?

    Zev: It'snotmyfault. *Sends out another fissure*

    ~ ~ ~

    [ Datrio, Myrrh Island, Delina's House: ]

    *The Crafting Faerie has met with Fisher, Marak, the Pirate Bomber, and Curiel*

    Pirate Bomber: *Grins over a double-handfull of coins and gems* You're the best Captain ever!!

    Fisher: Guahahah! Thanks for the compliment! *Looks a golden, rune-engraved warhammer over*

    Curiel: I hesitate to ask, Miss Delina, but did any of the Faeries know what was in those caves?

    Delina: Nope. None of us could spare the time to explore it too deeply. We've not been here long, to be honest.

    Marak: *Holds out the scroll he found to her* You'll want to see this.

    Delina: *Opens it and looks it over* ...Wow. *Eyes widen*

    Pirate Bomber: Whatizzit? *Still grinning over gems*

    Delina: This is a map to Altador!

    Pirate Bomber: To where? What's so special Altador?

    Curiel: Only the oldest, most advanced single civilization on this planet.

    Pirate Bomber: Oh, okay. *Looks more closely at a gold coin*

    Curiel: *Sigh* That treasure likely came from one of their exploration vessels.

    Pirate Bomber: *Freezes up* So...There'll be more of this loot...?

    Curiel: Yes. And I'll hazard a guess that -

    Fisher: *Grins* Guahahahahaaah!! Awesome!!

    Curiel: ...That we're headed there next.

    Delina: *Looks at scroll more closely*

    *Arms looped over each other's shoulders, Fisher and the Pirate Bomber are singing together*

    Both: Al~tador~~~! Al~tador~~~! Loot~ loot~ loot galore~!

    Marak: *Squeezes bridge of muzzle tiredly*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:45 pm

    <Battle of Omega Supreme>

    *one of the mechs falls to Ynot, Zev, and Yoruichi's attacks, but the other keeps going, although quite damaged*


    *SM Trantoshen, SM Advanced Dal, Barricade, Brawl, and Bonecrusher carry on attacking the Anima*

    SMT: We shall not be ignored!


    *Starscream dodges most of the fireballs, but one hits him in the foot*

    Starscream: Owwww! MY FOOT!

    *he shoots a ball of light from one hand, then a ball of shadow from the other*

    *he follows that up with Force lightning*



    *several AA turrets are destroyed, but more pop up and continue shooting at the group*

    *Omega Supreme activates his tractor beam, trying to suck the nearby ships towards his claw and crush them*


    Aster: Screw it. I'm going after Zarak. You're welcome to join me.

    *she runs to an X-wing*

    -----

    <Malchior IV>

    SB: Great idea, Rahn!

    *he types "Hospitals with Nadle in them" into Google, and receives only one result: the Northward Hospital*

    SB: See? I told you it would work. He's at the Northward.

    -----

    <Mordor>

    *Black Phantom, IG-88 and Straxus return to Mordor, and are met by TPK*

    TPK: Report.

    BP: Orlin has been terminated. We encountered resistance from Coro.

    TPK: Coro? What the blazes was he doing there?

    BP: Unknown. Insufficient data. We believe he was terminated when Orlin's ship was destroyed.

    TPK: Excellent. You will rest now. I am suspending our cloak-and-dagger ops for now. We will retake the homeworld.

    -----

    <the far future>

    *F-Blackout is standing in a lab, in front of a stasis pod marked '553'*

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:17 am

    Sasuken: Fine, you want our attention, you got it!

    *Sasuken reaches on his back and pulls out a big yellow hammer*

    Sasuken: Came with the suit

    *He Sky jumps and on his way down catches Bonecrusher with it*

    Sasuken: Rangers attack!

    Hokagetsu: Can't believe you just said that

    Sasuken: Shut up. Trixitin, take the SM Trantoshen, Hokagetsu on Barricade, Kurenitsu take Brawl, Asumaru on Shattered Advanced Dal. Divide and Conquer.

    *They take their individual targets, pulling out strange weapons each and beginning their assaults, Hokagetsu has two tonfa, Kurenitsu a Bow, Trixitin two kunai, Asumaru a Sword*

    ----

    *Ynot Looks to the Other Tank mech*

    Ynot: Hey, Zev, You realize these are fully outfitted, right?

    *Ynot presses a button on his belt and bright light engulfs him as he leaps to the sky*

    Ynot: BATTELIZER ACTIVATE!

    *Out of nowhere, a large flying mechanical hawk grabs his shoulders and breaks apart and forms a mechanized armor with blasters*

    Ynot: Battelizer Armed, taking Aim!

    *A cross hair appears on the Mechs chest*

    Ynot: Anima Canon firing!

    *A blast of black and white energy plows into the mech, but when the dust clears, it seems uneffected*

    Ynot: Anima Animate!

    *The Canon fires again, feet from the mech, materializing an exact replica of the mech with an inverted color scheme*

    Ynot: Engage!

    *The Alt-mech runs at the original mech and starts fighting it*
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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Heat on Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:44 am

    <Battle of Omega Supreme>

    *the Tank-Mech stomps on the ground, making the ground shake and destabilizing the copy*

    *it then shoots plasma beams at the copy*



    *Bonecrusher is now standing in a small crater*

    Bonecrusher: I HATE YOU!

    *he blindly charges at Sasuken, shooting various powers at him*


    *SMTrantoshen shoots freeze rays at Trixitin*

    *SM Advanced Dal grabs Asumaru with his tendrils and shoots laser beams at him*

    *Barricade punches Hokagetsu in the chest, then jumps backwards and shoots eclipse bolts at him*

    *Brawl shoots a gigantic fragmentation blast at the ground beneath Kurenitsu*


    *an X-wing heads towards Omega Supreme*


    -----

    <Chocoman's base>

    *Chocoman is inviting all the people into his base, when suddenly a slimy orange humanoid appears*

    Kranxx: Hello.

    Chocoman: Not you again!

    *he takes out a portal gun and starts shooting it at him, but Kranxx grabs it and fires it at himself*

    Chocoman: Well, at least's he's gone.

    -----

    <Mordor>

    *Kranxx materializes in front of the Yerta, still holding his portal gun*

    Kranxx: Hello. May I help you?

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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Klak on Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:12 am

    *Jortenn and Peter fly away from the pulling-in thingy*

    *however, several Malchiorians aren't so lucky*

    *Rainn is nowhere to be seen*

    *Jinx's X-wing joins Aster's*

    ---

    *Rahn nods*

    Rahn: "Alright, that hospital is several miles away. We need to stop for food and refreshments. Also, you are not bombing this hospital."

    ---

    *Coro nods, and follows Chocoman*

    ---

    *Klak and Caiaphus are fighting*

    Caiaphus: "Do you truly believe that this will solve anything? Stopping me from doing what, exactly? And isn't it strange that your allies have not bothered to look for you?"

    Me: *pauses* They were tough to command during the war. Blackout thought he could control everything and was betraying me. The others were too busy fighting magical flying pink castles, rainbows, or fixing ships to actually...care....we lost so many of them. The Malchiorians. I'm surprised they have not called for my hanging.

    Caiaphus: "And here they are, fighting another useless battle against Blackout. They are being used like cannon fodder."

    Me: But we're fighting Blackout. It's a good cause...

    Caiaphus: "Does it look like you're winning? Anyways, the others will simply fight him and defeat him, and never appreciate your contribution to the fight. They are but obstacles to your goals. You are but an obstacle to theirs. You're not truly their ally, are you?"

    Me: ....*lowers his Keyblade* What...do I do?

    Caiaphus: "Call off your forces."

    ---

    *Ultron and HK-47 leave the area, and make it to the Corrantian fortress*

    *There are not that many troops left, as most of them withdrew*

    Ultron: "Your target is the commander of the fortress. I will take care of the rest of the soldiers."

    HK-47: "Statement: Understood. It's about time I get to kill with finesse."

    *his gun morphs into a sniper rifle, and he targets a window, where the General of the fortress who was commanding the forces during the battle is sitting, eating a sandwich*

    *HK-47 shoots him, directly hitting him in the head and killing him*

    *Ultron flies upward, and begins shooting shadow and nox energy at the forces below*

    *they begin to launch a counterattack, shooting their guns at him*

    *he forms a powerful tornado, destroying most of the tanks*

    *Ultron lands, and kills several troops before entering the command center of the fortress*

    Ultron: "Hypothesis confirmed. Fortress is organic monster with accessible brain interface. The weapons will be useful."

    *he throws the Ensigns out the window, letting them fall to their deaths outside of the fortress, and hacks into the interface of the base*

    *now all the weapons (and the fortress itself) are under his control, and they begin to shoot at the guards, killing them*



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    Re: BZPB

    Post by Zev the Reveler on Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:21 am

    [ Battle of Omega Supreme: ]

    Zev: Oh. Yeah. *Clicks morpher-beltbuckle* GoGo Demon-Killing Phase!

    *He gains orange lighting-bolt stripes and lightweight bronze armor on his body; as well, a pair of deerhorn swords appear in his hands*

    Zev: HRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! *Strikes the ground with both weapons*

    *The ground beneath the tank-mech explodes violently, shooting lightning into the air and searing across its armor's surface*

    Zev: Kirin Armory: Bonbori Hammers!! *His antlers flicker out of existence, replaced by two medium-length polearms, ended by large, spherical bronze ornaments hanging orange ribbons*

    *In the next instant, he's appeared above and behind the tank mech*

    *Both hammers are brought down with indescribable force*

    *Meanwhile, Namah has formed a huge vortex of fire around herself*

    *She catches each of Starscream's attacks, merges them into the flames, then sends them back*

    Namah: Eat that. *Starts circling around*

    ~ ~ ~

    [ Autumn Planet, Brightvale: ]

    Brynn: *Has reached the castle*

    *Down the green carpet with its gold trim she has walked, before arriving before a throne*

    *Sitting there is a tall, burly man, with long, wavy locks and beard of golden hair, and emerald green eyes holding untold wisdom; every line on his face seems to tell a story*

    Brynn: *Immediately and deeply kneels before him* King Hagan, it is an honor.

    Hagan: *Chuckles warmly* Brynneth, it's refreshing to see such adherence to procedure, but please, rise. Tell me, what have you found?

    Brynn: *Complies, rising to her feet* It seems that the Staff of King Mevis was purposefully left out of most history books, but on the Spirit's advice, I found this.

    *Hesitantly approaching the throne, Brynn holds the book out at her farthest arm's reach*

    Hagan: Now, my dear, are you meaning to make a portly old fellow like myself rise from this comfy seat?

    Brynn: *Jumps, giving a blush* Ah, I'm sorry, my King! I just, just was -

    Hagan: *Raises hands appeasingly* Calm, calm, my dear. I know, you've been taught all your career as a knight to never approach the King's throne without his express permission. So, here is said permission: Please, Brynneth, let me see.

    Brynn: *Nods* Y, yes, my King. *Comes closer, setting the book into his hands*

    *Immediately after, she backs up a good three or four paces*

    Hagan: Hmmm...Strange. These runes are not native to Brightvale, Greendel, nor even the Citadel. The only place I've seen this script in the Northern Wastes, specifically at the peak of the Great Mountain.

    Brynn: So...Does this mean an expedition is in order, my King?

    Hagan: Yes. *Creases in face deepen* Yes, I'm afraid so.

    Brynn: *Keeps silent for the time being*

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