*Standing there are Namah and Prudence*
Zev: *Walks in from outside the camera's view* Ladies.
Namah: Yes, Zev.
Zev: Ladies, please state your names for the audience at home.
Namah: This is stupid. Stupid.
Prudence: Prudence Franklin~!
Zev: Yes, yes, now, do you know why you are here tonight?
Namah: Because you couldn't afford an actual guest?
Zev: Hey! I got Terra, and she's from another Universe where we don't even exist! She was turned to stone for a year!
Terra: *Standing at a podium off to the side* Don't involve me in your girlfriend troubles, Zev.
Zev: She's not my girlfriend.
Namah: I'm not his girlfriend.
Prudence: You two are such a cute couple.
Zev & Namah: Shut up Prudence.
Prudence: Nope! heheheh
Zev: Alright. Now, Namah, where are you from?
Namah: You know very well, Zev.
*Putting his arm around her shoulders, Zev leads her back to stand in front of his desk*
Zev: Now, I need you to stop doing this, Namah.
Namah: Doing what, O Honorable Host?
Zev: Doing that. You see it's a simple thing, I'm trying to host a show without putting myself and Shroom in danger with Akira, and you're making me look like a douche.
Namah: I don't think you need help with that, Zev.
Zev: Oooh you really don't know who you're messing with now.
Namah: Alright. I'll play along with your little game, Zev.
Zev: Thank you. *Walks back to the front of the stage with her*
Prudence: *Giggling* You two done with your lovers' spat?
Zev & Namah: Shut up Prudence.
Prudence: You're so cute together~!
Zev: Alright, now, I have a question for you two.
Namah: Why should we answer this question?
Zev: Because, you'll win a prize. ... I've just decided.
Namah: What makes you think I want anything of yours?
Zev: Really? You don't want anything, at all of mine?
Namah: ... *Stares at Zev* ...
*Arms crossed, she taps her foot*
*Her tail writhes slightly*
Zev: ...Terra, what are you up to over there?
Terra: I'm just watching you dig that hole for yourself.
Zev: ...Namah, I apologize for my behavior.
Namah: Damn skippy you do. Now what's your question?
Zev: Alright. In Canada...There are three types of beaver.
Terra & Prudence: Sngrk.
Zev: Shaaaddap! *Looks back to Namah* Not true...Or false?
Namah: I'm gonna go with...False.
Prudence: Not true?
Zev: Oh my goodness, you're both right! So, you both win...You win...
*He paces around, looking for something*
Zev: You win...A trip to the fine restaurant Kelp, paid for by my Juraian All-Access Credit Card!
Terra: Zev, this is a horrible waste of your family's resources.
Zev: Bluh bluh, I don't see you thinking of any big ideas over there. I don't pay you to stand around and snipe at me!
Terra: Dude, you don't pay me at all! I'm doing this because you promised Beast Boy all of those limited edition comic books, and because your little sister kicked Slade in the nuts.
Zev: Heheheh. That's my sister! I'm so proud of Anna when she kicks bad guys in the nuts.
Namah: We know you are, Zev. Can we go now?
Zev: Yes, yes, fine. *Moves aside to let them head for the exit* You know what?
*Smacks the side of the camera, spinning it around twice before it lands on himself again*
Zev: It's a great day for BZPower Battles! And do you know why?
Terra: Because you've gotten off your lazy butt and made a new comedy?
Zev: Exactly! And also, because it's the first Thursday of Spring! Do you know why I love Thursdays?
Terra: Zev, as far as I know, you have a reason to love every day of the week.
Zev: But why Thursday, I ask you?
Terra: Because you take your weekly flea bath?
Zev: I think you must have me confused with Beast Boy. Heyyo!
Terra: Heheheh. He won't be happy when he sees this.
Zev: If. If he sees this. Now, the reason I love Thursdays is because that's when the World's Dumbest marathon plays on TruTV, and because it's Spring Break, I don't have to go to bed until the wee hours of the morning!
Terra: You know, that's not healthy. So's not bathing. And not brushing your teeth. And...
Zev: Quiet, you. Anyways, what's special about Spring is the Vernal Equinox. And that's not something dirty.
Terra: Coming from you, that's a big surprise.
Zev: The Vernal Equinox is the first day of Spring. It's when some people say you can balance an egg on its end. Those people are what I like to call wrong. It's an urban legend, a myth! Like that breaking mirrors is bad luck and a rabbit's foot is good luck and bicycle cops have "a purpose"...
Terra: ...Well, yeah, I'm inclined to agree with the last one.
Zev: I mean seriously! If a bicycle cop pulls someone over, what can he do? "I'm going in pursuit! Ching~ching~!" And then he catches up: "Alright, get in the basket."
Terra: Yeah, yeah, you made a point, don't get a big head.
Zev: When don't I get a big head over something like that?
Terra: Point made.
Zev: ...You didn't have to agree with that part.
Terra: Yes, but I took my prerogative to agree with something true.
Zev: ...Yes. Well, the Vernal Equinox is also important in that it is what our calendar, the Gregorian Calendar, is based off of. Not even everyone on Earth uses and/or used it, mind - I personally use a different kind of calendar every year. This year it's "Spunky Catgirls."
Terra: ...Sngrk. *Ducks over, shaking with laughter*
Zev: Very nice calendar. Jinx got it for me on New Years. It goes great with the matching outfits she got for us. One of our outfits has a little miniskirt, a tight vest, a tophat...And so does hers! We look so cute together.
Terra: *Is leaned heavily on the podium* Don't make me laugh so hard, I'm still recovering!
Zev: Sorry. Anyways, do you have something planned to celebrate the first week of Spring, Terra? Maybe gonna crack open a Faygo and enjoy some World's Dumbest?
Terra: Yeah, and then I'm gonna come back to your show and blatantly advertise your sponsors.
Zev: Now you're getting the hang of show business! Oop, we've gotta go to commercial break. This is gonna be a long first episode, prolly three parts. You wanna do the thing?
Terra: Sure. *Ahem* Tonight's episode brought to you by Spunky Catgirls underwear! Is that a tiger in your pants? You bet it is!
Zev: Sngrk. We'll be right back.