*Party music blares*
Akira: HEYYA ZEVVIES~!
*She smiles widely at the camera*
Akira: We've got a special guest today, everybody! I'll let my awesome assistants introduce her~
Zev: *Sob* ...You...You've never...
Ever called me awesome...
Shroom: ... *Ahem* Since Zev is overcome by emotions, I'll do the honors.
Akira: Yay~! Drumroll, please~!
*They all pause, waiting for a moment*
Akira: C'mon. Is it too much to ask for an
[EFF]ing drumroll?
*Drumroll starts*
Shroom: Thank you. All the way from Ikebukuro, a member of the Dollars Gang, she's an avid otaku! She also happens to be a fundoshi! ... *Whispers*
What's that?Zev: *Whisper* *Whisper* *Whisper*
Shroom: Blegh. Here she is, it's
Erika~ Karisawa~~~!*A girl steps into the scene*
Erika: *Wave* Hey everyone~! *Blows a kiss to the camera*
Shroom: We also have a guest from the regular RPG. Give it up for Nefelpitou, everybody!
Pitou: *Strolls in* Thanks for having me on~
Akira: So, Erika-chan~ How did you come to be a guest on our show?
Erika: Oh, I got a limited edition version of the next Pokemon game! 'Cuz Walker-kun I saved Ken Sugimori from a bunch of kidnappers!
Akira: Ah~! So, you used your gang connections to defuse the situation~?
Erika: Nope! We pulled Sugimori-san from their van and lit said van on fire while the thugs were still in it.
Akira: *Blink* ...I see. I
like that kind of justice~
Shroom: More importantly, why was Sugimori-san kidnapped, and why would there be an option to be a guest on this show in a Pokemon game?
Zev: AHAHAHAHA!! *Chatters with nervous laughter* I'm, I'm, I'm sure it's a coinci -
Pitou: Zev, Kokonoe, and I are working on technology that will bring Pokemon out of the games and into our tangent of reality.
Zev: ... *Grabs Pitou's collar* You! Have!
The!! BIGGEST!! MOUTH!! *Shakes him violently*
Pitou: Well~ Namah was voicing her approval of this mouth pretty loudly last night~
Zev: Urk. *Stops short* You...You...You... *Literally deflates*
Pitou: So, Erika-chan~ I was actually appointed to be in charge of your gift~!
*He passes her a large, rather shady cardboard box*
Erika: Oh! *Opens it up* Oooh~! I'm glad I was on this show!!
Shroom: ... *Peeks in* ...Pitou, don't tell me...Please don't tell me...
Pitou: Yup! I'm a prolific yaoi mangaka~ Mamimi's been doing under-the-table deals with me! Speaking of under-the-table - Mrwww.
Akira: *Claps a hand over his mouth* Oi. This is
my show.
I decide what jokes are told here.
Pitou: ... *Waits until he's released* Very well then. And it's
not because we haven't shared time together for so long~?
Akira: Pffft. You should have gone to a knock-knock joke. I don't need you to relieve my tension, Stud Kitty.
Pitou: Very well then. *Leans in* Knock-knock.
Akira: *Sigh* Who's there?
Pitou: Cleopatra!
Akira: Cleopatra who?
Pitou: Cleopatra, Queen of
Da Nile!Akira: ...Grrr...How dare you turn me into a laughing stock...!!
Pitou: You're not a laughing stock.
Zev's a laughing stock.
Zev: *Hanging spoons on his nose, ears, and even chin* Lookit me! I'm
Spooney-Man!!*Themesong plays again*
Akira: Ah well. It's that time again. Matsu, matsu. *Rolls up sleeve* Matsu, matsu. *Rolls up other sleeve*
*She stares balefully into the camera*
Akira: *Monotone* Bye-bee. *Slowly does the Akira-Wave*
Pitou & Erika: *Akira-Wave* Bye-bee~!
*Title card drops*
Erika: Oh, by the way. I brought this.
Pitou: Oh my. A new yaoi manga?
*...*
Pitou: Nyaha~! This is too perfect~!
Zev: Is that me...And...? Ohhh my.
Akira: Oh my~! And you're doing it with our good friend~ -
Shroom:
DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BWAAAAAAAAAAHHH*BOOOOOMMM*
Akira: Well...So much for blackmail. Didn't expect the Lazer Collection.
Erika: I have more copies in my stash~ Your reputation is safe.
Shroom: Good. Good. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Zev: My preciousss... ... ...
Shroom: ...Zev. You won't heighten your psychic powers by focusing on a spoon.
Zev:
Kadabra!Pitou: Zevdabra, use Confusion on Shroomish!
Shroom: Wait, what the -
*CRASH* *CRASH* *CRASH*
Pitou: If only I had a PokeBall on me.
Erika: May I be a return guest~?
Akira: *Siiigh* Sure thing.
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Erika Karisawa is property of the creators of
Durarara!!Akira Kogami is property of the creators of
Lucky Star.Nefelpitou / Pitou is property of Hoshiro Toshigawa.(?)
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