Me: Hey, if anything, you can borrow my broomstick, Sarge. It kills Nazi zombies and Commie zombies with extreme prejudice. Not good against crawlers though. Somehow, they explode once you hit them. Maybe it needs to be sharper. Alright, here we are!
*GM and Klak jump out of the car (assuming it has stopped), and get into the gunshop*
*Several people are already there, brandishing and loading their guns*
Gunman 1: "You guys too? What would you like?"
Me: 1 P90, an AK, and maybe .22 pistols for safe keeping. And lots of ammo of each gun.
Gunman 1: "Gotcha. You? *points at GM*"
GM: Crossbow, zombie slaying knives, and (insert favorite gun here)
Gunman 1: "Melee weapon. Nice choice. You? *points at Sarge* Oh, it's all on the house since you're using it to save our necks from the zombies."
*Klak suddenly gets the idea to go to Ft. Lauderdale*
Me: After we're done with your modifications to the van, Sarge, lets go to Ft. Lauderdale. I wonder what kinds of zombies we can slay there.
*a Nazi zombie's cry is heard outside as it is shot down by a turret*