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    TALES OF INTREST I

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    TALES OF INTREST I

    Post by JS on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:00 am

    One day, TMV was sitting on his computer, Gazing at pictures of Lemons

    TMV: Cool that one looks like me! *points * mum look. Mum. Mum!!

    *TMV’s Mum walks in*

    TMV’s Mum: What now? *Pained Expression*

    TMV: Yes i’m a good friend of zev’s.

    TMV’s Mum: Who’s “Zev”?

    TMV: I have so much power now after I took those magic sweets! *Runs round bedroom screaming with toy sword in hand*

    TMV’s Mum: What Magic sweets?

    TMV: What velt gave me!

    TMV’s Mum: Velt? Who the... Ahh **** it. I’m going back to bed, and so should you.

    TMV: No I don’t need bed mum! Im so powerful!

    *As TMV’s Mum walks out the door, 553 drops down the chimney and into TMV’s room*

    TMV: hello 553 i am a good friend of zev’s!

    553: you look very powerful have you been absorbing the power of the sun!!11

    TMV: yes absolutely! Come on take some toys we can go test my power!!

    553: cool *picks up Railgun*

    *The two run out the house and see Zev in his Car*

    TMV: *Extremely Shocked Expression* look it’s zev my good friend.

    553: thats so cool did you know that. Thats really cool.

    TMV: it actually is *squeels* velt would be so proud

    *they run over to Zev*

    Zev: Ah... Yes~! The children I have been searching for... Get in the car!

    *They clamber in*

    TMV: don’t forget to strap your seatbelt in 553

    553: thanks tmv you a real hero. You a really hero you know.

    TMV: thanks good friend.

    *Zev Drives off, and ends up at an abandoned warehouse*

    *Sitting in the middle of the warehouse is Vulpes Inculta, surrounded by King of Nynrah and Shroom*

    *Zev brings TMV and 553 to Vulpes*

    553: tmv be careful this is a bad man! He probably eats LEMONS!

    TMV: *single tear*

    Vulpes: You doity runts – You’ve caused me so much trouble, And now, you’re going to pay!

    *Vulpes draws his pistol*

    *Italian accent can be heard*

    ???: Oh a no, you a don’t! *A figure flies in and kick’s Vulpes’ gun out of his hand!

    TMV: its artroe1111

    553: wooo artro11111

    TMV; the power of friendship Prevails!!1

    553: *baby giggle

    Artroe: No-one a hurts mah friends a you hear?

    Vulpes: I had a back up!

    *Picks up King of Nynrah, who somehow becomes a gun*

    TMV: thats so powerfull! Quick 553 invincible moed!

    553: whoosh11

    *They form an invincible shield how cool!*

    Vulpes: No.. Ugh... Shroom... Help me please....

    *Vulpes dies because of how cool they are*

    *Shroom runs off*

    TMV: And with that, our noble plight is concluded. I think it’s important to remember, That the power of Mutual relationships is so strong it can withstand prolonged sexual harassment of BZPB Members. But sometimes, Friendship isn’t enough! Which Is why I use TROJAN brand condoms for that extra protection that I need when Vulpe-

    Vulpes: It appears our Show has been Hi-jacked by Corporate Marketers. Well, I guess I’ll see you next time, on...

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    Re: TALES OF INTREST I

    Post by Heat on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:05 am

    That's just.....not even remotely funny in any way.

    Sorry.


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    Re: TALES OF INTREST I

    Post by JS on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:07 am

    David Robert Jones wrote:That's just.....not even remotely funny in any way.

    Sorry.

    It's an In-joke on levels beyond compare. You're not meant to understand it.

    Shroom + KoN will.
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    Re: TALES OF INTREST I

    Post by Heat on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:07 am

    Vulpes Inculta wrote:
    David Robert Jones wrote:That's just.....not even remotely funny in any way.

    Sorry.

    It's an In-joke on levels beyond compare. You're not meant to understand it.

    Shroom + KoN will.

    Ah.


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    Re: TALES OF INTREST I

    Post by Kon on Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:34 am

    HAHAHA

    So many in-jokes.


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