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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:50 am

    We do, but we all die as a result.

    I wish we survived!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:44 am

    We do, but we survive as Skyrim characters.

    I wish I was Dovahkiin.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:18 am

    You are, but you get mugged in your sleep.

    I wish I won the internet


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:37 pm

    You win the internet, but lost the game.

    I wish I could see the future
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:26 am

    You die the day after you gain this ability.

    I wish for immortality.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:39 am

    The world explodes the moment you do.

    I wish for a long prosperous life filled with interesting endeavours
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:30 am

    You do, however, your death is so embarrassing it puts all your endeavors to shame.

    I wish that made sense.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:59 am

    It does, but only to one very bitter old Pakistani man.

    I wish I was said Pakistani man!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:14 am

    You are blown up by an IED

    I wish Jones was a fish.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:16 am

    He is a fish, but one about to be cooked.

    I wish that the fish was okay-ish!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:22 am

    I am now a piranha. Inside your pants.

    I wish for the latest Cruxshadows album!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:45 am

    You get it, but it sucks.

    I wish DRJ was nowhere near my pants.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:11 pm

    Now I am inside your brain.

    I wish I could control Klak's actions from my new location.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Malygos on Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:50 am

    You can, but he is hit by a truck before you can do anything.


    I wish for world peace.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:11 am

    All of humanity is wiped out. Now that there is no one left to fight, world peace is achieved.

    I wish humanity was resurrected.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:04 am

    It is, but now, all humans save for you are Klak clones. Enjoy living with 7 billion versions of me!

    I wish everything was back to normal!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:10 am

    It is, but at the cost of your soul.

    I wish Klak had his soul back.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:39 am

    I get my soul back, but for a price.

    I wish I knew what that price was!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:20 am

    It is your brain.

    I wish Klak could get his brain back.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:06 am

    I do, but it has bits and pieces of Yon's brain.

    I wish I had my regular brain back!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:52 am

    You do, but now you're missing your hands.

    I wish Klak had his hands back.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:38 am

    I do, but they appear on my back.

    I wish fate would stop joking around and make me normal again!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Malygos on Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:11 pm

    It does. Now you are completely and utterly average and boring.

    I wish Klak was interesting!
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:29 pm

    I am interesting, unfortunately, this involves me becoming a notorious criminal.

    I wish I was interesting in a legal way!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:26 am

    You are now interesting by virtue of leading the most uninteresting life imaginable.

    I wish that made sense.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Malygos on Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:31 am

    It does, but at the expense of the integrity of the universe.

    I wish the universe made sense!
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:55 am

    It does, but the idea of it making sense blows your mind to smithereens.

    I wish his mind was back together!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:40 am

    It is, but the force required to put his mind back together blows your mind to smithereens.

    I wish this nonsense would stop.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:53 am

    It stops. Wish Corruption breaks.

    I wish an Odd Engineer would fix the Wish Corruption game.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:30 am

    He does, but a Sniper shoots him soon after.

    I wish I was that Sniper!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:56 am

    You are, but said sniper is backstabbed by a spy.

    I wish someone would torch that spy!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:18 am

    You are that spy.

    I wish I was the Pyro who torched you!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:15 am

    You are immidiatly shot down by Heavy Weapons Guy

    I wish I was the Engineer safe in my hidey hole with walls of turrets gaurding me
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:05 pm

    You're safe, until a drunk Scotsman bounces grenades off walls into your sentry nest.

    I wish I had radioactive drinks to keep me safe.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:24 pm

    You do, but they are too radioactive and end up poisoning you.

    I wish Kon would survive.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:48 pm

    He lives the rest if his life looking like the hunch back from 300.

    I wish godzilla was hoping around tokyo city like a big playground
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:26 am

    Tokyo is very quickly destroyed.

    I wish it was rebuilt!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:27 pm

    It is rebuilt, but destroyed again by the monster of the week.

    I wish there were no monsters!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:50 am

    There aren't, because nothing exists anymore.

    I wish things existed again!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:19 am

    A whale and a bowl of petunia are all that exist now

    I wish the next poster would know that referance
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:38 am

    I knew the reference, but I forgot it because I was mind-wiped.

    I wish I knew who mind-wiped me!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:55 am

    You do, but then it turns out to be me.

    I wish I knew why I mind-wiped Klak!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:18 am

    You learn it was due to a mind controlling Star fish on your chest

    I wish I had unfathomable wealth
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:31 am

    You do. The wealth is now located in the unfathomable reaches of space.

    I wish Ynot could reach that wealth!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:20 am

    I can, but it required a human sacrifice

    I wish it would rain hamburgers from the sky
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:13 am

    It rains Hamburg-ers, aka, people from Hamburg.

    I wish it would rain hamburger sandwiches from the sky!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:38 am

    It dose, but they are spoiled

    I wish magic were real
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:59 am

    You're turned into a frog!

    I wish I knew how to turn Ynot back into a human.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:00 am

    You do, but you inadvertently turn yourself into a fish

    I wish I knew how to cook fish in a way I'd like
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:14 pm

    You do, but I stop you from cooking DRJ.

    I wish DRJ was back to normal.


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