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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:51 pm

    He goes away, but his sister, Freeze comes to take his place

    I wish I knew the final resulr of every future sporting event
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:37 pm

    You do, but you then realize that the resulr are useless compared to the results of each sporting event. Razz

    I wish I knew the results of each NFL game.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:54 pm

    You do, but then the NFL stops existing as another future sport replaces it

    I wish I would win any bet I made
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Srgt. Master on Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:06 pm

    You do, but you find that you can only make bets where 'winning' means 'heavy bodily harm' to yourself.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:29 pm

    Granted. However, it is now run by a bunch of condescending geniuses who force you to do more work than you're already doing. Razz

    I wish I could translate the Voynich Manuscript.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:16 pm

    You do. The knowledge you gain as a result makes you go so insane that you turn into the Joker.

    I wish I could fly.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:04 am

    You can, but you forget how as soon as you trya stunt off a tall building/cliff.

    I wish House M.D. wasn't going to end.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:43 am

    It doesn't end.

    However, Hugh Laurie is replaced by a different, much worse actor. The result is a terrible show that is never taken off the air.

    I wish Ireland wasn't bankrupt.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:56 am

    Ireland becomes rich in a UN bailout, but so does Germany.

    I wish Btman n the rest of the DCU heros were real


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:58 am

    They all become real. But so do the villains. You are killed by the Joker.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:27 am

    You get a freshly built Motorolla Brick

    I wish I had the weapons from Ratchet n Clank
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:08 am

    You do, but Obama decides wepons are bad unless they are in hands of the government, and confiscates them.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:01 am

    You get it, but Obama decides it falls under his Weapons Confiscation

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:07 am

    You get them, but now you can never take a shower.

    I wish all the previous corruptions never happened.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:13 am

    They don't, but there is still a future of Wish corruptions on it's way

    I wish all currently active BZPB Users could meet
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by helo frens on Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:50 am

    They do, but they all end up having a massive brawl in which 10 innocent bystanders are killed, 3 buildings are destroyed and 1 poor man drops his ice cream. Everyone goes to jail.

    I wish I wasn't incapable of doing anything that involves trying.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:28 am

    You learn how to type properly, but then your parents take your computer away

    I wish our Landlord wasn't so mean
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:39 am

    He becomes nice. So nice that you can no longer stand his presence.

    I wish I was Iron Man.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:05 am

    It is so, but War Machine taked the power Core

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:32 am

    He does, but the media focuses so much on him that he becomes generally hated instead of loved.

    I wish we had more members.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by helo frens on Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:34 am

    More members arrive, but they all go inactive in like two days.

    I wish I had a new, working disk drive for my ps3.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:41 am

    You get one, but then you find that you have no money to buy any new games with, and your parents refuse to give you any.

    I wish I didn't have to wait another week and a half to move schools.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:58 am

    You don't.

    Instead you have to wait a year and a half. (Literal Genie!)

    I wish my pet rubber bands (no, really) didn't keep breaking.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:00 am

    They don't break, but now they conspire to take over Cleveland.

    I wish people would stop trying to take over that great city.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:08 am

    They do, but now they start taking over the city in whic you live

    I wish I would survive to be part of a Utopian society
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:09 am

    You do.

    And then you immediately fall into a coma. By the time you awaken, the utopian society has disintegrated.

    I wish someone would make a wish in the post immediately after this one. (Corrupt THIS one! Razz)


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:40 am

    It happens, but it is for your death

    I wish DRJ would Die
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:42 am

    He does, but is resurrected in an omnipresent immortal form, which he uses to torment you for the rest of your computer life.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:54 am

    It is, but corporations sue it into oblivion.

    I wish people would stop thinking that apathy isn't death.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:02 am

    They do, but they also remove Apathy from the English Dictionary

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:59 am

    You do, but all those sugary foods beckon you to return to your old ways. You leave Earth in search of a less sugary planet.

    I wish Half Life 3 was worth the weight.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:33 am

    And so it is, unfortunately, discs don't weigh much, so it's a crap game.

    I wish customers were smart enough to know we don't go to Hawaii, due to the obvious LACK OF LAND between the continental USofA and there
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:16 pm

    They are, so they start trying to get you to arrange flights to Nauru instead.

    I wish that there was no anti-Yon rule on the chatbox.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:42 am

    There isnt, instead, there is a Anti-KoN rule

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:58 am

    You do, but she complains about everything in your life.

    I wish I got the right girl.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:54 am

    You do, she falls hopelessy in love with you, but then she is kidnapped by Bowsers more competent older brother

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:56 am

    You are beaten up by the first boss.

    I wish Mondays were outlawed.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:59 am

    It is. The lack of mondays causes a rift in the universe that traps you in Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

    I wish that DRJ got out!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:09 am

    I do so, then I kill you.

    I wish I found out what this "RPG Secret" is.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:20 am

    You do, and I come back to life. However, the knowledge of this mind-boggles you far beyond mortal limits, and you spend the next week in an asylum.

    I wish DRJ didn't have an obsession with killing people.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:23 am

    He doesn't, but now he is obsessed with pulling off the perfect crime

    I wish I had real Pokemon to kill people with
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:31 am

    You do, but it is a Snorlax.

    I wish I had Zero's armor.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:49 am

    You do, but it's a cheap plastic replica, and you get stabbed right in the face.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:32 am

    You do, but are also cursed to die over and over again in a completely ludicrous way.

    I wish I actually was Blackout the RPG character.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:08 am

    You are, but I become Ynot.

    I wish I was Ynot
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:23 am

    You are already Ynot. Please insert another coin.

    I wish Ynot had infinite coins.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by helo frens on Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:39 am

    He does. But they're all indian rupees.



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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:43 am

    You can, but you also lose the ability to do other things. Like breathe.

    I wish I had a non-lethal cat.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:48 am

    You do, but it cannot defend you from HF fans.

    I wish I didn't try to feed DRJ to the rabid HF fans of BZPower.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:46 am

    You don't, instead he is fed to the HF fans on the Toa's hideout

    I wish I could live each day in a different video game for a week

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