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    [GAME] Wish corruption

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:43 am

    We do, but we are promptly exterminated by Daleks.

    I wish people I invite to this forum would actually sign up AND POST.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:45 am

    We are promptly flooded with trolls.

    I wish we could get more contributing non-troll users on to the forum
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:48 am

    We do, but they get into fights with other members and leave, KoN-style.

    I wish I had a fully-functioning, non-exploding PS3.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:49 am

    You do, but Sony promptly discontinues use of the PS3 and releases the PS4

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:51 am

    You do, but you run into me. I am holding a Panzerfaust. The rest is history.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:53 am

    You now have triple Phys Ed

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:56 am

    You do, but someone declares war on your nation. Your microphone is then destroyed in a bombing raid.

    I wish my keyboard didn't randomly change layouts whenever it feels like it.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:58 am

    It now randomly changes format whenever it doesn't feel like it

    I wish My fantasies became reality
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:02 am

    You do, but you accidentally fantasize about being stabbed by the Joker.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:07 am

    They are, but now Hylian Rupees replace them

    I wish my bank account filled with money
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:21 am

    Ynot wrote:They are, but now Hylian Rupees replace them

    I wish my bank account filled with money
    It is, but everything is suddenly stolen by a mysterious man wearing a top hat and trainers.

    I wish I could move freaking schools already...


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:25 am

    And so you do, into Eastlake high school, the worst school in Pinellas county Florida, in which you instantly become fresh meat for the gangs and rapists and murderers in training.

    I wish things weren't slow at the moment
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:28 am

    They are not, because we get craploads of new members which rapidly post in everything, so much so that we can't keep up.

    I wish Media wasn't awkward.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:29 am

    It is no longer awkward, it is now Hawkward, as a hawk is now your teacher.

    I wish I could relive High school, redoing certain things
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:53 am

    You do. Unfortunately, that means you have to relive all of your boring classes again.

    I wish I could relive select days from my high school years.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:18 am

    You do, but time shifts all the fun stuff on to different days,

    I wish I could relive 01/08/2011
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:30 am

    You can, but first you have to relive the rest of your life.

    I wish every month was as active as January 2011 (in which we got about 1000 posts).


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:11 am

    It becomes as active as January 2011, every month, and more. In fact, it becomes so active that we can no longer administrate it and it falls to the power of trolls.

    I wish that my coat didn't have a rip in the sleeve D:


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:54 am

    It now has a gash across the chest instead

    I wish my phone had higher processing power and memory
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:25 am

    It does, but it gains this by sapping processing power and memory from other phones. So, while your phone works perfectly, other people's phones stop working properly the moment you get near. When they realize the cause of this, they beat you up and smash your phone with a hammer.

    I wish I didn't have a Biology test tomorrow.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:41 am

    You don't. Now you have a Physics test.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:55 am

    They do, but now they think EVERYTHING is a joke, and take nothing seriously

    I wish People were as ~sane~ as me
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:27 am

    Everyone acts as if they had just seen Cthulhu.

    I wish everyone was not as sane as I am.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:07 pm

    Everyone turns into psychopaths.

    I wish that there is no Yon rule in the chatbox.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:47 am

    There isn't, but now there is a rule against ALL your memes.

    I wish it was Friday every day.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:41 am

    It is, but Friday becomes bland except the 6th one of the week, and you have induced confusion amongst the people.

    I wish I got a full pay check everyday
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:15 am

    You do, but everyday you accidentally let go of it and it is blown out of the window by a sharp gust of wind, never to be seen again.

    I wish the chatbox could be on every page.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:23 am

    It is, but I ban you from it so you can't see it anyway.

    I wish Transformers: Animated hadn't been cancelled.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Ferret-X on Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:27 am

    It isn't but the animation and writing has dropped in quality to the point you wish it had been.

    I wish that I was the prettiest princess in the land.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:31 am

    You are, but everyone else is really jealous and results in you having no friends.

    I wish I could use Blender!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by helo frens on Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:49 am

    You can now use THIS with great skill.



    Congratulations...?

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Ferret-X on Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:59 am

    You do, but they're all to gaming what Twilight is to literature.

    I wish I had a box full of healthy living ferrets.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:11 am

    You do, but your dad steps on it and they all die D:

    I wish for a better PC.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:25 am

    You do, but you dad steps on it and it dies.

    I wish I had a team of Pokemon that didn't get squashed every time i try to battle online
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:33 am

    You do. However, Nintendo accuses you of Hax. Good luck running away from Dr. Haxx!

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:41 am

    They don't, they in fact get office, and upon election, they are assassinated, along with the entirety of every government on the planet

    I wish I could play Sburb
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:23 pm

    You can, but it is shut down/taken off/promptly discontinued/outlawed the next day.

    I wish Google would stop being so nosy.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:14 am

    It stops being Nosy and starts outright stealing your data without any regard to your permission

    I wish KoN realized Sburb isn't something that can be stopped once started.
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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:33 am

    He does. But since KoN cannot relate that to Legos, he eats Sburbs.

    I wish Kon did not eat Sburbs


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:50 am

    I. Eat. Your. SANDVICHES! instead.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Yenot on Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:07 am

    And so you do, into the core of a star

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:38 am

    I will take that name, but later. And with less a$$.

    I wish I had a cool hat.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:40 am

    You do, but I steal it and throw it under a car.

    I wish vending machines would stop shamelessly stealing my money.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:41 am

    They do. But now, mafioso gangsters begin stealing your money.

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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:51 pm

    He does, but you are unable to because you are kicked down a well.

    I wish for world peace.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:22 pm

    You do. But utopia cannot last long under HUMAN rule. Everything goes insane all over again.

    I wish I could meet TMV.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:23 am

    You do, but he kicks you down a well.

    I wish real life didn't keep preventing me from posting.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Klak on Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:41 am

    It doesn't. However, now posting keeps you from real-lifeing.

    I wish that posting didn't do that!


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Kon on Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:40 am

    It doesn't, instead it now drains your life energy.

    I wish I lived in the BZPB multiverse.


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    Re: [GAME] Wish corruption

    Post by Heat on Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:58 am

    You do, but the planet you live on is destroyed by Blackout.

    I wish for an end to poverty.


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