[OOC: sorry in advance if it's too long, I'm doing intro, and I'm used to narrative-style RP's XD]
*High above the battlefield, up in orbit, A small singularity opens up, space-time bending to connect with some unknown location before growing enough to allow a colossal spaceship through.
Inside, the ship is manned by a legion of machines, with only one human attached to an advanced interface unit deep inside the ship.
Looking down at with the ship's sensor unto the war zone below, the lone human asks a simple question into the air*
"Signs of Human Life?"
Negative, Sentient Xeno Lifeforms are Detected.
"Irrelevant, Enter Siege Mode and Prepare to eradicate, especially those monstrous creatures." The man replied, standing from the command chair to look at the gun control panels to look through the various available munitions he could use from orbit.
Confirmed, Routing navigation power into combat operations, inertia-stop is to be expected plus or minus 3 meters from perfect orbital position.
"Good, I'd say we use the Iridium-Graviton matrix I made last week, lets see how that does, after all...this is what I made them for!"
Confirmed, anything else, Arch Magos Osseron?
Looking down at the conflict zones, Osseron tilted his head, thought for a second, and finally shrugged and said
"Yeah, give them thier de-briefing, wouldn't want to be unethical and test on unknowing subjects....Who cares about unwilling after all?"
~~~~~~~ PLANETSIDE ~~~~~~
*All throughout the fighting zones, lances rained down from the heavens, each lance impacting straight into the ground before expanding into a speakerphone system which then began a pre-recorded message from above:*
"Thank You For Participating in this Enlightenment Center Activity. Within a few moments, the Enlightenment Center will activate it's Bilaterally-Linked, Super Electro-Conductive Linear Acceleration Matrixies to send an experimental charge into this region.
Upon entering the atmosphere, these charges will then separate into millions of Iridium Pellets with a graviton pulse emitter at the core of each pellet. Once these pellets land, the graviton Pulse emitters will activate and force the Iridium Pellets to detonate, causing maximum destruction equating to 5 million megatons of explosives going off per pellet.
If you do survive, there shall be a party! To get to the party, simply walk up to any experimental testing announcement unit and press the red button, then stay there while the Enlightenment Center sends a Party Retrieval team to take you to the party!
There will Be Cake!
Thank You For Participating In this Enlightenment Center Activity!"
*Right on queue, the sky suddenly darkened with the payloads of twelve Iridium-Graviton shells launched from the space vessel, each with a specific location, but in general firing for effect...except for the giant, very confused Pokemon who had a red laser on its forehead*
Osseron eagerly watched on the panels as the charges seperated, wispering to himself
"Never a Kill Like Overkill, is there?"
(OOC: I love sorry if it was too long again, but enjoy my welcoming gift! >:D*