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Check.
Check check.
One two, one two, one two.
Yeah.
So, I decided that I'll use this as a testbed, of sorts.
A place to keep in practice with my comedy writing.
I'd like to know what y'all think.
Test One:
~ ~ ~
*On a small planet, the Bebop II has landed*
Shroom: *Is sleeping in his bed, beneath a wrap-around window*
*Suddenly, a shuffling can be heard in bed*
Ryoko: Hey, Shroom~ I was cold, so I just decided to get in bed with you~
Shroom: ... *Yawn* Why are you naked, Ryoko?
Ryoko: Um, well, you know, I was hot, and...
Shroom: You just said you were cold.
Ryoko: ... *Hic* ... *Disappears into the covers again* ...
Shroom: *Gets out of bed, moving to window*
*Outside, in the snow, a limping Vi is chasing Akira-chan [Lucky / Zevvy Channel]*
Vi: Get back here, you little psycho-b!tch!!
Akira: Vi-san~! Akira-chan already said she was sowwy~!
Shroom: ... *Walks away from window, shaking head* ...
...
*Down in the living room*
Shroom: *Walks in, scratching head*
Ryoko: *Now clothed, is curled up on the couch* I'm so cold~ We should cuddle to warm up, Shroom! *Hic*
Shroom: ...Seriously, it's starting to get a little creepy, Ryoko.
Ryoko: Please, Shroom~! I need you~ *Whisper* Inside me.
Shroom: ... *Edges away from her slowly* ...
Zev: *Looks out from a window in kitchen* Hey, Shroom, c'mere! I wanna show you my new utensil! *Husky voice* It's called the Spank-ula~
Shroom: That's it, I'm out!! *Dashes off*
*Tmp tmp tmp tmp tmp*
*VRRRSSSHHH*
Zev: CRAP!! He took the Swordfish IV!!
...
*Later, outside*
Zev: *Walks up to Shroom* Where's my ship, dammit!?
Shroom: Vi has it. That's what you get for acting weird.
Zev: SCREW IT, I can fly on my own!! *Opens umbrella and walks off*
Akira: *Sidles up to Shroom* What's he trying to do~?
Shroom: *Snorts* Fly.
*Before a huge mountain*
*The wind still howls, carrying multitudes of snowflakes*
Zev: *Goes flying by on umbrella, humming*
...
Shroom: *Walks into an old shrine* Zev? Zev?
*A figure can be seen lying prone on the floor nearby*
Shroom: Oh, God...! *Rushes over* Zev, please, don't be dead...
*The shape reminds in place; unmoving...*
Shroom: ...Ah well. Guess he died.
KRASH!!
*A sliding door comes spinning out, colliding with Shroom*
Zev: *Leaps out carrying a bokken* I WILL NEVER DIE!!
*He proceeds to repeatedly attack Shroom*
Shroom: *Skillfully dodges over and over again*
Zev: Hey hey stop it hey stop it lemme hit you dammit!!
Shroom: *Dodges a stab and grabs the bokken* Heh.
Zev: *Lets go, before putting Shroom in a head lock and bringing a dagger-length bokken to his throat* What's this I have?
*He releases Shroom, showing a wallet in his free hand*
Shroom: C'mon, man, that's my last twenty bucks!
Zev: Too bad so sad. *Walks off*
Shroom: *Sighs and follows*
Check check.
One two, one two, one two.
Yeah.
So, I decided that I'll use this as a testbed, of sorts.
A place to keep in practice with my comedy writing.
I'd like to know what y'all think.
Test One:
~ ~ ~
*On a small planet, the Bebop II has landed*
Shroom: *Is sleeping in his bed, beneath a wrap-around window*
*Suddenly, a shuffling can be heard in bed*
Ryoko: Hey, Shroom~ I was cold, so I just decided to get in bed with you~
Shroom: ... *Yawn* Why are you naked, Ryoko?
Ryoko: Um, well, you know, I was hot, and...
Shroom: You just said you were cold.
Ryoko: ... *Hic* ... *Disappears into the covers again* ...
Shroom: *Gets out of bed, moving to window*
*Outside, in the snow, a limping Vi is chasing Akira-chan [Lucky / Zevvy Channel]*
Vi: Get back here, you little psycho-b!tch!!
Akira: Vi-san~! Akira-chan already said she was sowwy~!
Shroom: ... *Walks away from window, shaking head* ...
...
*Down in the living room*
Shroom: *Walks in, scratching head*
Ryoko: *Now clothed, is curled up on the couch* I'm so cold~ We should cuddle to warm up, Shroom! *Hic*
Shroom: ...Seriously, it's starting to get a little creepy, Ryoko.
Ryoko: Please, Shroom~! I need you~ *Whisper* Inside me.
Shroom: ... *Edges away from her slowly* ...
Zev: *Looks out from a window in kitchen* Hey, Shroom, c'mere! I wanna show you my new utensil! *Husky voice* It's called the Spank-ula~
Shroom: That's it, I'm out!! *Dashes off*
*Tmp tmp tmp tmp tmp*
*VRRRSSSHHH*
Zev: CRAP!! He took the Swordfish IV!!
...
*Later, outside*
Zev: *Walks up to Shroom* Where's my ship, dammit!?
Shroom: Vi has it. That's what you get for acting weird.
Zev: SCREW IT, I can fly on my own!! *Opens umbrella and walks off*
Akira: *Sidles up to Shroom* What's he trying to do~?
Shroom: *Snorts* Fly.
*Before a huge mountain*
*The wind still howls, carrying multitudes of snowflakes*
Zev: *Goes flying by on umbrella, humming*
...
Shroom: *Walks into an old shrine* Zev? Zev?
*A figure can be seen lying prone on the floor nearby*
Shroom: Oh, God...! *Rushes over* Zev, please, don't be dead...
*The shape reminds in place; unmoving...*
Shroom: ...Ah well. Guess he died.
KRASH!!
*A sliding door comes spinning out, colliding with Shroom*
Zev: *Leaps out carrying a bokken* I WILL NEVER DIE!!
*He proceeds to repeatedly attack Shroom*
Shroom: *Skillfully dodges over and over again*
Zev: Hey hey stop it hey stop it lemme hit you dammit!!
Shroom: *Dodges a stab and grabs the bokken* Heh.
Zev: *Lets go, before putting Shroom in a head lock and bringing a dagger-length bokken to his throat* What's this I have?
*He releases Shroom, showing a wallet in his free hand*
Shroom: C'mon, man, that's my last twenty bucks!
Zev: Too bad so sad. *Walks off*
Shroom: *Sighs and follows*
